Lit Sexual 'Cluedo' Thread

[lovemonster]

Lovemonster watched in dumbstruck wonder as Essa projectile vomited over 25 metres and......

ewwww...

 

[Kylan]

Lovemonster watched in dumbstruck wonder as Essa projectile vomited over 25 metres and understood why Kylan complains about her cooking



Lovemonster went to get Kylan a cup of Earl Grey...

 

[lovemonster]

Lovemonster watched in dumbstruck wonder as Essa projectile vomited over 25 metres and understood why Kylan complains about her cooking

Lovemonster went to get Kylan a cup of Earl Grey and being the helpful person she is, put in milk and sugar....

 

[Kylan]

Lovemonster went to get Kylan a cup of Earl Grey and being the helpful person she is, put in milk and sugar because she knew it was the swiftest way to get a spanking


In Earl Grey....Ye gods have you no taste wench...yet another woman who was completely spoiled....

Oh hang on...I gotta do a line, not a rant....

Lovemonster was so sorry for annihilating the delicate taste of Earl Grey she...

 

[lovemonster]

Lovemonster went to get Kylan a cup of Earl Grey and being the helpful person she is, put in milk and sugar because she knew it was the swiftest way to get a spanking


In Earl Grey....Ye gods have you no taste wench...yet another woman who was completely spoiled....

Oh hang on...I gotta do a line, not a rant....

Lovemonster was so sorry for annihilating the delicate taste of Earl Grey she offered Kylan a chocolate....

 

[Kylan]

Lovemonster was so sorry for annihilating the delicate taste of Earl Grey she offered Kylan a chocolate biscuit which gave him a severe toothache.


Lovemonster was, at this stage, at her wits end (admittedly, not a long journey) so she....

 

[lovemonster]

Lovemonster was so sorry for annihilating the delicate taste of Earl Grey she offered Kylan a chocolate biscuit which gave him a severe toothache.

Lovemonster was, at this stage, at her wits end (admittedly, not a long journey) so she pulled Kylan's tooth with a pair of pliers and....

 

[Kylan]

Lovemonster was, at this stage, at her wits end (admittedly, not a long journey) so she pulled Kylan's tooth with a pair of pliers and lost it so he didn't get his money from the tooth fairy


Lovemonster decided to try and make another cup of tea but...

 

[lovemonster]

Lovemonster was, at this stage, at her wits end (admittedly, not a long journey) so she pulled Kylan's tooth with a pair of pliers and lost it so he didn't get his money from the tooth fairy

Actually, I pocketed it and got the money meself....

Lovemonster decided to try and make another cup of tea but she decide to tell Kylan to get off his arse and make his own so.....

 

[Kylan]

Lovemonster decided to try and make another cup of tea but she decide to tell Kylan to get off his arse and make his own so he fell off the chair laughing and banged his head on the monitor


By this stage Lovemonster was beside herself with grief so she...

 

[lovemonster]

Lovemonster decided to try and make another cup of tea but she decide to tell Kylan to get off his arse and make his own so he fell off the chair laughing and banged his head on the monitor

By this stage Lovemonster was beside herself with grief so she decided to let Kylan....

 

[Kylan]

By this stage Lovemonster was beside herself with grief so she decided to let Kylan post the next line in this thread which pissed him off because she wasn't beside herself with grief...just being a lazy brat.


The best way to stop a pretty woman being a lazy brat is...

 

[lovemonster]

By this stage Lovemonster was beside herself with grief so she decided to let Kylan post the next line in this thread which pissed him off because she wasn't beside herself with grief...just being a lazy brat.

The best way to stop a pretty woman being a lazy brat is to do all the work yourself so she takes pity on you....

 

[Kylan]

The best way to stop a pretty woman being a lazy brat is to do all the work yourself so she takes pity on you then divorces you on the grounds that you're "Not the Man she married."


Lovemonster decided to get a dog for protection....

 

[lovemonster]

The best way to stop a pretty woman being a lazy brat is to do all the work yourself so she takes pity on you then divorces you on the grounds that you're "Not the Man she married."

Lovemonster decided to get a dog for protection from burglars and rampaging Celtish men so......

 

[Kylan]

Lovemonster decided to get a dog for protection from burglars and rampaging Celtish men so she bought a completly black, Irish Wolfhound

When Lovemonster was feeding 'Spot' she bent down and....

 

[lovemonster]

Lovemonster decided to get a dog for protection from burglars and rampaging Celtish men so she bought a completly black, Irish Wolfhound

When Lovemonster was feeding 'Spot' she bent down and heard a strange noise behind her....

 

[Kylan]

When Lovemonster was feeding 'Spot' she bent down and heard a strange noise behind her. As she gazed back between her feminine thighs she seen...

 

[lovemonster]

When Lovemonster was feeding 'Spot' she bent down and heard a strange noise behind her. As she gazed back between her feminine thighs she seen Kylan in a mini skirt, stockings and 5" heels so she burst out laughing

Lovemonster took a picture to show......

 

[Kylan]

When Lovemonster was feeding 'Spot' she bent down and heard a strange noise behind her. As she gazed back between her feminine thighs she seen Kylan in a mini skirt, stockings and 5" heels so she burst out laughing

Lovemonster took a picture to show......

Lovemonster took a picture to show to Essa who was surprised because...

 

[lovemonster]

Lovemonster took a picture to show to Essa who was surprised because she hadn't realised Kylan had raided her wardrobe....

 

[Kylan]

Lovemonster took a picture to show to Essa who was surprised because she hadn't realised Kylan had raided her wardrobe and he was still holding the wrong bag


Lovemonster went for a.....

 

[lovemonster]

Lovemonster took a picture to show to Essa who was surprised because she hadn't realised Kylan had raided her wardrobe and he was still holding the wrong bag

LOL...you guys have no idea about matching shoes and handbags


Lovemonster went for a walk in the forest with....

 

[Kylan]

LOL...you guys have no idea about matching shoes and handbags


Lovemonster went for a walk in the forest with....

It's just there's sOOoOOoOOoO many


Lovemonster went for a walk in the forest with Essa and they decided to stop for a titbit when...

 

[lovemonster]

It's just there's sOOoOOoOOoO many

Well, you gotta have different ones for different occasions...


Lovemonster went for a walk in the forest with Essa and they decided to stop for a titbit when Essa's nippled got caught in LM's teeth and.....