Literotica Survivor Stuff - IMPORTANT

CRaZy said:
1 point erotic poetry, 1 point non erotic poetry, 2 points romance, 2 points non erotic stories
and also two points for loving wives.
 
Story Count Update

Hi Laurel,

Here's an update on stories for the contest.

Please add a point each for:
1. Debbie's Varsity Letter (9/19-Group Sex)
2. Cheater's Lament (9/1-BDSM)
3. Life's Little Pleasures (9/28 Non-Erotic).
4. Catching Debbie Red Handed (5-22-Incest-wasn't included in chart).

Also, believe I have 10 stories in the loop, so that gets a five point bonus, right?

By the way, it is embarassing to be situated right next to Killer Muffin and her 973 points, give or take a couple.

Write On.

JRob
 
KillerMuffin said:
Gimme one for interracial. Are you SURE you can't add non-english to the extreme/novels & novellas/chain stories category? Pretty please with Mistress Hecate on top?

I don't have a problem with that...anyone else protest? Speak now (or before 10/11) or forever hold your piece/peace/peas. If no one protests by 10/11, I'll add Non-English to the Extreme/etc. category. For those who've already fulfilled the NE requirement, I'll add their points to that category. If you haven't written an NE story but already have a point extreme/novels & novellas/chain story, consider that requirement filled (no new points there).
 
I still have some scores not showing up.

1 point=erotic poetry
1 point= non erotic poetry
2 points=romance
2 points=non erotic story

I should have 16 points altogether :)
 
Gah! Sorry, CRaZy. I'm a bonehead. All your points are there now. Everyone else - PLEASE check your points. I get lost in the rows & columns. It's some sort of brain defect that keeps me from counting to 10 in order. It's my blonde coming out. I have a hangnail, and the sniffles. I'll be back with more excuses later on. :)
 
It's ok. :) Handing you some peroxide, tissues and a pair of scissors. I hope you start to feel better soon.
 
All this maths is giving me a headache!!!

There's a reason why I'm an English teacher and not a Maths teacher. I can't do even the most simple addition. Sigh. here goes.

Add 2 points for anal. That would give me 18 points. I have posted in over 10 categories so that would give me 23 points. If you are adding immunity points to the overall score it's 24 points. Wheeew!!! Anyone who wishes to check it all is welcome. I need Tylenol. :)
 
Give me two in Exhibition and Voyeur please.

*whispers to Crazy* Are we supposed to tip here?
 
Re: All this maths is giving me a headache!!!

CRaZy said:
There's a reason why I'm an English teacher and not a Maths teacher. I can't do even the most simple addition. Sigh. here goes.

Yeah, me neither. You should see me try to make change. It's a sad, sad thing.

Originally posted by KillerMuffster
*whispers to Crazy* Are we supposed to tip here?

I'll give you a tip: Never trust a Madam. BWAH HAH HAH HAH!

*clears throat*

Oh, sorry. Too much Vincent Price B-horror for me, I think.
 
If we count in the Immunity Points...

I make my total 12, not 9...

A system that's always worked for me is where I call one finger "1" the next finger "2", the next "3" and so on, marking them with a colored felt tip as I go, until I get to "10".

Then I transfer the sub-total of "10" to a sheet of clean, white paper, so that dirty marks can't be mistaken for a figure.

I then return to the original finger and repeat the process marking each one with a different colored felt tip. At the end of the second run I transfer the new "10" to the paper making sure that the figures line up exactly with the first "10".

When I've finished counting that part of the system I then add up all the "10s" on the piece of paper and, hey presto!, it gives me the total!!

Just to make sure though I do check the additions three or four times and reckon that if I get three out of four with the same total, that's good enough...

:)
 
ppman... um... I hate to break it to ya, but... we have calculators for that.

Score me another one for non-human, ka-ching. *sings I'm in the porno I'm in the porno!*
 
Calculators? Bah humbug! Nothing like the old fashioned methods...

I still make my score 12 not 9.

:)
 
Give me two in Loving Wives please, one of my best ones if I do say so myself. :)
 
KillerMuffin said:
Give me two in Loving Wives please, one of my best ones if I do say so myself. :)

I agree KM it is s~i~z~z~l~i~n~g hot!!! I loved the way you called the girl Red.
 
Add 1 point for non consent. At least I won't have to do any Maths for a while. Yay!!!
 
Yessir! I got off my big butt and updated the Big Board. Please go check my arithmetic! I added the immunity points into the Total Scores, just to make everything simpler. Thanks a ton to everyone for participating! Rock on, writers..
 
house of 1000 corpses

could i get a point for voyeur/exhibitionist for "Discontinuity Pt. 2"? hopefully it'll be approved by tomorrow. thanks.
 
Can I have two points in the interracial category please??? Hopes the webmistress has a good weekend.
 
Can I have 1 point in Group Sex please...

Story: Glory, Glory, Hallelujhia
approved: 27 November
 
OK

updates now ....

I have still uncounted for:

"Pushed too far" in BDSM ("The Cage" is coming soon and I think that might be maybe getting me even better votes but it was the first story submitted in a category during the year, right?)

"The Minstrel" audio poem

My "Ishgartan" chapters that should count for novel?

"Let it snow..." my christmas story is a Romance


that together with my earlier submissions and my immunity points should get me over ten and so get me extra points, right?????? Please????!!!!

Anyway - be ready to get a bunch of my final submissions by dec. 29 or 30 ... sorry guys but I am off to a place without internet but quiet time to write *s* ... does it still count then ? I think I read 28th but Laurel stated in the rules it was midnight Dec. 31st, right????

Back to writing now ....
 
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