looking for an online Sub

[nodefyingme]

I am currently looking for a new play thing must be female no pictures exchange no real life contact I will give tasks and once complete I expect a detailed reply about how it made you feel. I require nothing more than complete submission to my comands.

 

[kara1234]

You might have better luck posting this in the personals. Welcome to lit, and good luck with your quest.

 

[blulilacgrl]

I am currently looking for a new play thing must be female no pictures exchange no real life contact I will give tasks and once complete I expect a detailed reply about how it made you feel. I require nothing more than complete submission to my comands.

I read your post and thought about what you were asking for. My first feeling was that you didn't really think about where you were posting this personal and that perhaps it would have been better off in the BDSM Personals section. Then I looked at your profile and realized you were very very new so I forgave you for the faux pas. But then I noticed that not only were you new, this is your one and only post and you had not filled out your profile. Which then got me feeling a little confused as I wonder how people can submit (or even considering submitting) to someone who can't even be arsed to fill out a profile before demanding complete submission to to his/her(?) commands. But then I felt a little guilty about judging someone without knowing them.

Of course then I felt a little tired from the onslaught of emotion and realized that I hadn't had my coffee yet. So I went and made myself a cup of coffee. But I forget to grab some breakfast because I was so busy contemplating my response to your seemingly absurd request. In fact I was so busy thinking about my response that I ended up drinking a second cup of coffee. Only this time I added milk which perhaps if I hadn't been so distracted I would have noticed it had gone bad. So now I am feeling queasy and I have to run to the bathroom. Which has my husband feeling a little concerned and a little angry because we are supposed to be cleaning today. So again, I feel guilty because perhaps if I hadn't snuck onto Lit first thing this morning I wouldn't have read this post, drank sour milk in my coffee which upset my tummy because I didn't eat anything beforehand and I would be able to help clean.

But wait... I am getting out of cleaning. Hmmm... so ultimately maybe I am happy?Although I should probably be feeling sad because a dirty house is a bad thing. Of course this makes me angry because part of the reason my house is dirty is because of the new damn puppy we got. In fact I have to steam clean my carpets today because of the damn dog. Now I feel like kicking the little pain in the ass. This action might get me reported to the local SPCA. And now I am a little afraid because what if they take my dog, my kids will be most upset. What if they report me to the local authorities? Crap! Then I might get arrested. Now sure, it will be my first time so I might get off with community service, but what about my job? How do I explain my absence to them? Would this make them think that I condone violence against animals?

But I don't condone violence against animals. I am a big advocate for animals. Well except snakes. Snakes are nasty vile creatures and deserve no sympathy.

But now I feel thankful because it is going into winter and the chances of running into a snake is greatly lowered. Of course now I am thinking about how cold it is getting and how I could really use a cup of coffee to warm me up.

 

[nodefyingme]

I am not quite sure what to make of your post the milk insident seems uncomfortable the reason for my post is as you can read very clear the lack of information on my profile is due to the lack of time I have to be on the forum as I am sure with you I have to snatch moments as my other half is unaware of my actions on this forum and I perhspps did put the post in the wrong place but anyone women wanting to be owned is welcome to pm me.

 

[BBWangeleyes]

It's my dream to serve a Master that lacks basic grammar and spelling skills. Please contact me.

 

[nodefyingme]

Certainly scathing

Indeed grammar and spelling are not my forte but that's not all there is to a person i thank you for your reply if you are interested you may pm me I don't chase.....

 

[poppadog]

I am sure you will be inundated with replies!

Who could resist such a charmer??

Such a shame I am a bloke!

 

[nodefyingme]

Perhaps i was i a bit strong i am having to become better acquainted with the written or typed word. I should have thought more before i typed.

Please don't take me as an arrogant man i am not i just try to be clear and that comes across wrong few words means less confusion and i am a bit sensitive about the reading and writing subject.

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Indeed grammar and spelling are not my forte but that's not all there is to a person i thank you for your reply if you are interested you may pm me I don't chase.....

I understand your time is valuable, so is mine. Because of this and your earlier comment about being too busy to fill out your profile, I question how much time you have to dedicate to a slave.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

I am not quite sure what to make of your post the milk insident seems uncomfortable the reason for my post is as you can read very clear the lack of information on my profile is due to the lack of time I have to be on the forum as I am sure with you I have to snatch moments as my other half is unaware of my actions on this forum and I perhspps did put the post in the wrong place but anyone women wanting to be owned is welcome to pm me.

So allow me a moment you are looking for someone to serve you and get to know you but you want this person to do ALL of the work as your subservient slave. You know I think that maybe it is best for you to research Dom/Sub relationships and slave style relationships before you actively seek further this relationship. As in such a connection it is not only for you but the Sub/Slave to serve you as they choose to to make themselves proud to trust someone and to know someone on a deeper level. WHICH if you are new and not allowing ANYONE any aspect as to WHO you are or what you may truly be about then why should one "go out on a limb" to get to know you and enter into such a trusting and truly loving relationship??!

BUT That is just my $1.50 opinion

 

[Sean]

I really need to visit the PG more often, it's a treasure trove of unintentional hilarity.

 

[BBWangeleyes]

So allow me a moment you are looking for someone to serve you and get to know you but you want this person to do ALL of the work as your subservient slave. You know I think that maybe it is best for you to research Dom/Sub relationships and slave style relationships before you actively seek further this relationship. As in such a connection it is not only for you but the Sub/Slave to serve you as they choose to to make themselves proud to trust someone and to know someone on a deeper level. WHICH if you are new and not allowing ANYONE any aspect as to WHO you are or what you may truly be about then why should one "go out on a limb" to get to know you and enter into such a trusting and truly loving relationship??!

BUT That is just my $1.50 opinion

I think he'd like Melissa

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I read your post and thought about what you were asking for. My first feeling was that you didn't really think about where you were posting this personal and that perhaps it would have been better off in the BDSM Personals section. Then I looked at your profile and realized you were very very new so I forgave you for the faux pas. But then I noticed that not only were you new, this is your one and only post and you had not filled out your profile. Which then got me feeling a little confused as I wonder how people can submit (or even considering submitting) to someone who can't even be arsed to fill out a profile before demanding complete submission to to his/her(?) commands. But then I felt a little guilty about judging someone without knowing them.

Of course then I felt a little tired from the onslaught of emotion and realized that I hadn't had my coffee yet. So I went and made myself a cup of coffee. But I forget to grab some breakfast because I was so busy contemplating my response to your seemingly absurd request. In fact I was so busy thinking about my response that I ended up drinking a second cup of coffee. Only this time I added milk which perhaps if I hadn't been so distracted I would have noticed it had gone bad. So now I am feeling queasy and I have to run to the bathroom. Which has my husband feeling a little concerned and a little angry because we are supposed to be cleaning today. So again, I feel guilty because perhaps if I hadn't snuck onto Lit first thing this morning I wouldn't have read this post, drank sour milk in my coffee which upset my tummy because I didn't eat anything beforehand and I would be able to help clean.

But wait... I am getting out of cleaning. Hmmm... so ultimately maybe I am happy?Although I should probably be feeling sad because a dirty house is a bad thing. Of course this makes me angry because part of the reason my house is dirty is because of the new damn puppy we got. In fact I have to steam clean my carpets today because of the damn dog. Now I feel like kicking the little pain in the ass. This action might get me reported to the local SPCA. And now I am a little afraid because what if they take my dog, my kids will be most upset. What if they report me to the local authorities? Crap! Then I might get arrested. Now sure, it will be my first time so I might get off with community service, but what about my job? How do I explain my absence to them? Would this make them think that I condone violence against animals?

But I don't condone violence against animals. I am a big advocate for animals. Well except snakes. Snakes are nasty vile creatures and deserve no sympathy.

But now I feel thankful because it is going into winter and the chances of running into a snake is greatly lowered. Of course now I am thinking about how cold it is getting and how I could really use a cup of coffee to warm me up.

LMAO....if you give a mouse a cookie...

 

[BBWangeleyes]

I thought lit had a minimum age limit. Isn't this stuff we learned in 5th grade?

 

[fungatorgurl101]

I think he'd like Melissa

Melissa would SO be up his ALLEY just don't let Bob know he will get Jealous

 

[MedicalMuse]

I have never read more run-on sentences in my life. Not even when I taught 8th grade English. That takes talent, and a basic misunderstanding of punctuation and capitalization. Spell check, grammar check, and even auto-correct could definitely work to your favor.

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Melissa would SO be up his ALLEY just don't let Bob know he will get Jealous

Do you think Bob would mind if Melissa had a married Master with no profile?

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Do you think Bob would mind if Melissa had a married Master with no profile?

I think he may have to give Melissa a stern talking to

 

[sunshinegirl05]

I have never read more run-on sentences in my life. Not even when I taught 8th grade English. That takes talent, and a basic misunderstanding of punctuation and capitalization. Spell check, grammar check, and even auto-correct could definitely work to your favor.

Its so sad when people can't spell right and use correct punctuation and all of those things how dare you expect those things out of people its the internet and a sex site.


(Do you realize how hard it was to type that sentence out without the proper punctuation and spelling?)

 

[GiggLeGasm]

writing style aside -

am I to understand that you want a woman to whom you can delegate tasks within the context of a D/s relationship?
do you want her to merely report to you or will there be an exchange?
did you suggest that your initial post was due to time constraints - and would that influence your ability to actually converse with your chosen sub?

If my instincts are correct -

you may want to just start a thread in which you set challenges and request replies. It doesn't appear that you have time for an actual online relationship.

 

[IhateClowns]

I am currently looking for a new play thing must be female no pictures exchange no real life contact I will give tasks and once complete I expect a detailed reply about how it made you feel. I require nothing more than complete submission to my comands.

Don't let the haters beat you up. There are some rude folks here that only live to poke fun at others. I do however have to caution you about no pictures or contact. You don't have to share face pictures but at least share neck picture while each are taking a drink of something. Women with Adams Apples tend to have hairy knuckles. Oh and a cock.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Don't let the haters beat you up. There are some rude folks here that only live to poke fun at others. I do however have to caution you about no pictures or contact. You don't have to share face pictures but at least share neck picture while each are taking a drink of something. Me omen with Adams Apples tend to have hairy knuckles. Oh and a cock.

I'm dying. Thanks IHC.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Its so sad when people can't spell right and use correct punctuation and all of those things how dare you expect those things out of people its the internet and a sex site.


(Do you realize how hard it was to type that sentence out without the proper punctuation and spelling?)

Look sometimes it is hard for some when they are trying to convey excitement to punctuate. I mean I know how it is, I sometimes just forget commas and things. But you still love me....

In the meantime, I am wondering if he has found his loving sub yet??

 

[BBWangeleyes]

In the meantime, I am wondering if he has found his loving sub yet??

He didn't reply to me

 

[mickyp123]

I read your post and thought about what you were asking for. My first feeling was that you didn't really think about where you were posting this personal and that perhaps it would have been better off in the BDSM Personals section. Then I looked at your profile and realized you were very very new so I forgave you for the faux pas. But then I noticed that not only were you new, this is your one and only post and you had not filled out your profile. Which then got me feeling a little confused as I wonder how people can submit (or even considering submitting) to someone who can't even be arsed to fill out a profile before demanding complete submission to to his/her(?) commands. But then I felt a little guilty about judging someone without knowing them.

Of course then I felt a little tired from the onslaught of emotion and realized that I hadn't had my coffee yet. So I went and made myself a cup of coffee. But I forget to grab some breakfast because I was so busy contemplating my response to your seemingly absurd request. In fact I was so busy thinking about my response that I ended up drinking a second cup of coffee. Only this time I added milk which perhaps if I hadn't been so distracted I would have noticed it had gone bad. So now I am feeling queasy and I have to run to the bathroom. Which has my husband feeling a little concerned and a little angry because we are supposed to be cleaning today. So again, I feel guilty because perhaps if I hadn't snuck onto Lit first thing this morning I wouldn't have read this post, drank sour milk in my coffee which upset my tummy because I didn't eat anything beforehand and I would be able to help clean.

But wait... I am getting out of cleaning. Hmmm... so ultimately maybe I am happy?Although I should probably be feeling sad because a dirty house is a bad thing. Of course this makes me angry because part of the reason my house is dirty is because of the new damn puppy we got. In fact I have to steam clean my carpets today because of the damn dog. Now I feel like kicking the little pain in the ass. This action might get me reported to the local SPCA. And now I am a little afraid because what if they take my dog, my kids will be most upset. What if they report me to the local authorities? Crap! Then I might get arrested. Now sure, it will be my first time so I might get off with community service, but what about my job? How do I explain my absence to them? Would this make them think that I condone violence against animals?

But I don't condone violence against animals. I am a big advocate for animals. Well except snakes. Snakes are nasty vile creatures and deserve no sympathy.

But now I feel thankful because it is going into winter and the chances of running into a snake is greatly lowered. Of course now I am thinking about how cold it is getting and how I could really use a cup of coffee to warm me up.

Karma works in many ways so as the cold weather creeps in be wary of the poor analconda creeping in with it just to get warm.