Stiffy Says...
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...ok, so what other impossible combinations of things do we find ourselves wanting in a partner? Here's a place to share... 
Looking for monogamous nymphomaniac sugar mama...apply within...
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Stiffy Says... said:...ok, so what other impossible combinations of things do we find ourselves wanting in a partner? Here's a place to share...
hiya stiffyhmmmmmm.... well, above all things, I wish I had one of those guys that you hear girls complain about... you know.... that just can't get enough sex?.....
one of my friends used to moan and moan about how her b/f would hound her for sex all the time.... wake her up regularly in the night, and at any time, grab her and snog her and try and get her in the mood.....
....its not fair..... I want one
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Stiffy Says... said:...ok, so what other impossible combinations of things do we find ourselves wanting in a partner? Here's a place to share...
I'm just searching for your typical famous rock star/film director/novelist/aid worker type, of Indian/Jewish/Swedish heritage with a Midwestern American accent.
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Darla_Darling said:
Wow! Can I call you? My name is Brad Clancy Coppolla-Stein, but my friends call me Sven Patel. I'm in the Sudan right now, but I should be home soon
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ClassInAtl said:
hahahaha
...you guys made me choke in my coffee.... messy
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you're welcome dear...though I'm not entirely thrilled with the whole "spitting" thing
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ClassInAtl said:
Oh, I think I've heard of you! Wasn't your band a headliner at Live8?
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Thats a serious miss-demeanour
Juicy you will refraine form using fluids when using the computer.
Bend over!
Oh those sorts of fluids are acceptable!
juicyjinjams said:hahahaha
...you guys made me choke in my coffee.... messy
Juicy you will refraine form using fluids when using the computer.
Bend over!
Oh those sorts of fluids are acceptable!
juicyjinjams said:
hmmmmmm.... well, above all things, I wish I had one of those guys that you hear girls complain about... you know.... that just can't get enough sex?.....
one of my friends used to moan and moan about how her b/f would hound her for sex all the time.... wake her up regularly in the night, and at any time, grab her and snog her and try and get her in the mood.....
....its not fair..... I want one
are you friends with my girlfriend? seriously.
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Pearljwah said:
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
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Darla_Darling said:
We were supposed to, but we wound up at the Sundance Film Festival instead
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RonClarkeson said:
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I'm glad you were able to clarify that statement ...... *sits back down in her slick wet knickers*
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ClassInAtl said:
So, I don't want to appear too forward here, but do you prefer a summer or a fall wedding?
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Darla_Darling said:
Not forward at all....will you be wearing lace? or leather?
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ClassInAtl said:
I prefer leather. It wipes clean.
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Darla_Darling said:
Fall it is...unless you planned on WHITE leather
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juicyjinjams said:
one of my friends used to moan and moan about how her b/f would hound her for sex all the time.... wake her up regularly in the night, and at any time, grab her and snog her and try and get her in the mood.....
....its not fair..... I want one
You described my bride. I am always in the mood. Her not so much. If I had a dollar for every time I have been turned down, I could retire at 35.
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johnph22 said:
....well at least you might get to retire early then!....Its just NOT fair is it.....
One thing I know, there's NO WAY I'd marry a guy if he couldn't give me LOADS AND LOADS OF SEX and keep me constantly full up
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juicyjinjams said:
....Its just NOT fair is it.....
One thing I know, there's NO WAY I'd marry a guy if he couldn't give me LOADS AND LOADS OF SEX and keep me constantly full up
We were like rabbits and the kids.....Things will swing back they always do.....
Till then I guess I am stuck with naughty toughts about juicy.
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johnph22 said:We were like rabbits and the kids.....Things will swing back they always do.....
Till then I guess I am stuck with naughty toughts about juicy.
.... thats a great thought for me, makes me feel very naughty
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juicyjinjams said:
hmmmmmm.... well, above all things, I wish I had one of those guys that you hear girls complain about... you know.... that just can't get enough sex?.....
one of my friends used to moan and moan about how her b/f would hound her for sex all the time.... wake her up regularly in the night, and at any time, grab her and snog her and try and get her in the mood.....
....its not fair..... I want one
Hmmmm every few months I have about a month where that's all I wanna do...maybe one of those times could correspond to a trip to England?
(the boy wishes...ESPECIALLY after seeing your posted pix!)
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Darla_Darling said:
darn, I pretty much miss the boat on most of that one (grew up near the midwest, so I can fake a good accent, and my salary isnt much more than an aid worker...)
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juicyjinjams said:
hmmmmmm.... well, above all things, I wish I had one of those guys that you hear girls complain about... you know.... that just can't get enough sex?.....
one of my friends used to moan and moan about how her b/f would hound her for sex all the time.... wake her up regularly in the night, and at any time, grab her and snog her and try and get her in the mood.....
....its not fair..... I want one
I want his brother's phone number.
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