Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Blowjobs

[aussiegeekygal]

But also isn’t their first base? Second base? Third?

Your first meal at the Denny’s of Sextopia can’t be a grand slam.

One must crawl before one walks.

Ergo, I blew boys before I fucked them.

@aussiegeekygal im ~ 7 years your senior. Do yall younguns go all in at once now? Just, full blown fuckin, or nothin? You guys gotta work the infield, cmon!

I went straight in.

We play cricket in Australia

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I wonder why the older generation of women didn't? We gents would have certainly obliged.

There's a lot that plays into this.

Society hasn't really embraced female sexuality in the same way we embrace guys. There's layers of shame, etc. I was raised in a pretty progressive home with liberal sex Ed and I still have a fuck ton of hangups.

I didn't really even know what sexual pleasure was until the last few years.

 

[Apisto42]

Cum to think of it. I'm picturing you eating that goddamn tacos and when I bite you cum.
The question is, is it because of the tacos or is it because of me?

While I’ve had revelations whilst eating tacos, they were not of the orgasmic variety. It’s you.

 

[Orchidea73]

While I’ve had revelations whilst eating tacos, they were not of the orgasmic variety. It’s you.

Oh, Apisto. You just reminded me of why I love you more than I love my pork ribs.

 

[Apisto42]

There's a lot that plays into this.

Society hasn't really embraced female sexuality in the same way we embrace guys. There's layers of shame, etc. I was raised in a pretty progressive home with liberal sex Ed and I still have a fuck ton of hangups.

I didn't really even know what sexual pleasure was until the last few years.

I had intercourse before getting a bj from a girl, probably a gap of a year at least. Even in College I was more likely to get laid than to get sucked off (excluding the taco event).

It was really in my 30’s, early 40’s, that it was more likely to get blown on the first encounter rather than fucked.

Maybe the women were more comfortable and less self conscious than the girls?

 

[Orchidea73]

Society hasn't really embraced female sexuality in the same way we embrace guys. There's layers of shame, etc.

I would say there are layers of consequences for women, which do not apply to the guys.

 

[Apisto42]

I would say there are layers of consequences for women, which do not apply to the guys.

Definitely in the US. It’s still a very misogynistic society even in fairly major cities. And that’s all I say about that to avoid any political discussion.

 

[Orchidea73]

Definitely in the US. It’s still a very misogynistic society even in fairly major cities. And that’s all I say about that to avoid any political discussion.

I will follow your example and STFU. God forbid! Yawn!

 

[Apisto42]

I will follow your example and STFU. God forbid! Yawn!

I highly doubt that I could ever make you “STFU”. That’s one of the many things I love about you. There’s also stubborn, hard headed and generally highly opinionated.

And your lips…

 

[Orchidea73]

I highly doubt that I could ever make you “STFU”. That’s one of the many things I love about you. There’s also stubborn, hard headed and generally highly opinionated.

And your lips…

Your flattery will open all the doors with me, apisto. Please, never stop!
https://media.tenor.com/LMWF8vRkMLsAAAAC/mila-kunis-in-bed.gif

 

[Trekka]

There's a lot that plays into this.

Society hasn't really embraced female sexuality in the same way we embrace guys. There's layers of shame, etc. I was raised in a pretty progressive home with liberal sex Ed and I still have a fuck ton of hangups.

I didn't really even know what sexual pleasure was until the last few years.

I was raised in a liberal house too.

But I still mastered the art of the beej before proceeding to the finer sexual arts.

One thing at a time, woman! #trusttheprocess

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

I have to admit I still think in terms of running the bases. Generational I guess. A humdinger was third base before ye stole home!

 

[Trekka]

I believe a befeathered and bejeweled,
pleather-pantsed, wiseman once said…

https://64.media.tumblr.com/8bf421ad941fce626e5157d20888ca50/tumblr_nagzjqf5Gm1qji737o1_500.png

 

[RandallOldman]

I would say there are layers of consequences for women, which do not apply to the guys.

I think this was probably a factor, for sure.

In the place and time of my youth, condoms could only be had at drugstores, and you had to show i.d. to prove you were old enough. I can only imagine that a young woman buying them faced a stigma that men didn't.

So a bj was much safer. No unwanted pregnancies, at least.

Funny, I first commented on this thread at all because, well, BLOWJOBS. Now you all have me thinking about societal norms and the evolving nature of sex in our world.

Thanks a bunch.

 

[Taegul]

TaeTae wants a cage fight?

Only if you're the ring girl.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I had intercourse before getting a bj from a girl, probably a gap of a year at least. Even in College I was more likely to get laid than to get sucked off (excluding the taco event).

It was really in my 30’s, early 40’s, that it was more likely to get blown on the first encounter rather than fucked.

Maybe the women were more comfortable and less self conscious than the girls?

This was me too. Sex before BJ's/oral ever happened. But I don't remember the timeline between that and the blow job.
Comfort definitely happened for me with age.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

What about a BJ at Taco Bell?

Funny enough... I've done this

 

[jason28053]

Funny enough... I've done this

And I enjoyed it

 

[Photog1rl]

And I enjoyed it

Without me!?! You bitches!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I mastered the art of BJs long before I had sex. Measured in years. I was definitely more self conscious about receiving than giving at the time, but that was before sex as well.

For me it was mostly a responsibility thing. I didn’t want to deal with the possible emotional and physical consequences that accompanied sex until I was in college. Not saying that oral sex has neither of those, but for me and in the context of having a committed relationship for years there was just less risk and responsibility with oral sex.

Ah, so many fond memories

Added bonus, by the time we got around to penetrative sex we already knew each others preferences and triggers very well. My first time was fantastic.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You're the one who started this thread. I'm assuming that
you have your own ideas/experiences. I haven't seen where you discussed it much but maybe I missed it. I also assume yo know what you like. I'm not a fan
of these kinds. The OP asks for input but rarely gives his own. Again, maybe I missed it.

Well, if one were to look at the original question I posed, I answered the question quite clearly. However, this is clearly not enough. I will give you a formal disquisition… no, dickuisition on blowjobs.

What do I think about blowjobs?

I find blowjobs to be about the best thing on the planet. Boobs would be the competition here. For me, there is something extra hot seeing a woman on her knees. Is it because there are maybe some kind of submissive elements there? I don’t know. Probably. Is it because I can look down and see her boobs and my dick in her mouth? Most definitely. Does anything look hotter than a girl giving a blowjob? No. (White, Angela (2018). Swallowed. Brazzers.)

For me, a blowjob is the most intense feeling. It’s more intense than sex. Maybe it’s because the mouth is soft, wet and warm, as opposed to those sandy, cold vaginas.

People sometimes think blowjobs are less intimate than sex, but I don’t quite see how that’s the case. I mean, people will offer their opinions, but I doubt it will make much difference. Mainly because when I offer the transverse, giving oral to a woman, I think a lot of people would find that a more intimate act. Not sure why. It’s a little harder to lick an innie versus an outie, but still.

Blowjobs are logistically a bit easier than sex. Sex can be a bit tricky on the go or whilst driving. Not a blowjob. I mean, it is probably the least hazardous sex act to perform or receive while operating a motor vehicle (Department of Motor Vehicles (2022). DMV Recommended Safe Sex Acts for Driving).

Then there is a matter of WHERE you get to put your load. The possibilities are many. I mean, you could always just shoot it down her gullet. That’s classic blowjob stuff right there and it’s like eating a plain cheese pizza. Yeah, there are no frills with it, but sometimes you just want a plain cheese pizza. You can also shoot it across her face which is a really fantastic option. Mainly because you get to see your cum across her face. And, oh my… what better view? The facial is a favourite of many men out there (White, Angela (2018). Face Blasters 69. Vivid.). Another favourite is a shot across the tits. That combines my semen and tits. Again, you just really can’t go wrong. Except her hair. Don’t cum in her hair. (Shue, Elizabeth (1995). Leaving Las Vegas. Lumiere Pictures).

So, this is a very condensed version of my take on blowjobs. I could always include graphs if you need more information. I’m good at graphs.

 

[Apisto42]

For me, a blowjob is the most intense feeling. It’s more intense than sex. Maybe it’s because the mouth is soft, wet and warm, as opposed to those sandy, cold vaginas.

You’re doing it wrong.

But all your other points are valid.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You’re doing it wrong.

But all your other points are valid.

I can’t trust you. You prefer tacos to blowjobs.

 

[Apisto42]

I can’t trust you. You prefer tacos to blowjobs.

I don’t prefer them - I said that blowjobs are possibly not always the most amazing thing on earth.

 

[Lord Pmann]

It all comes down to trying to put a metric on pleasure. How much of one amazing thing compared to another amazing thing. Which variable is the primary driver?

There’s a tipping point in all choices. Given one set of circumstances choice a is taken, change the circumstances and choice b is chosen.

See, I can’t imagine the scenario where I ever choose a taco over a blowjob. If I was starving to death, you’d find my dead, withered, emaciated body sitting on the edge of the bed with a limp dick and a smile on my face.