Lord Pmann wants to discuss Sapiosexuals

[hotwords229_A]

*gasps*

*squeals*

You have a pole!? I've been thinking of buying one! How do you like it? Any suggestions?

Just make sure you secure that pole well.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

*gasps*

*squeals*

You have a pole!? I've been thinking of buying one! How do you like it? Any suggestions?

It's not mine. That was quite some time ago at a friend's studio. I danced a bit and I think I still have callouses on my hands and my thighs will always have scars #skankhands

 

[Lord Pmann]

I suppose I'm just more of a sapien sexual. But I'm fluid on it.

 

[cascadiabound]

I suppose I'm just more of a sapien sexual. But I'm fluid on it.

fluid? what kind of fluid? tbh sounds kinda gross

 

[Lord Pmann]

fluid? what kind of fluid? tbh sounds kinda gross

Oh don’t be such a prude.

 

[cascadiabound]

Oh don’t be such a prude.

 

[cascadiabound]

Not a prude... just spent way too much time around yichy fluids like...

 

[Lord Pmann]

Not a prude... just spent way too much time around yichy fluids like...

That’s exactly what I was thinking.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Nothing like dog vomit to ruin a perfectly good lady boner

 

[cascadiabound]

Nothing like dog vomit to ruin a perfectly good lady boner

Believe me... it would have been easy to post something even more gag inducing, but chose to exercise some restraint. Lol

 

[Endless_Night]

It's not mine. That was quite some time ago at a friend's studio. I danced a bit and I think I still have callouses on my hands and my thighs will always have scars #skankhands

Wow. That sounds so appealing! I think its the scarring on the thighs that really pulls me in.


Welp. It's official. You and HW have killed my pole purchasing considerations.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Welp. It's official. You and HW have killed my pole purchasing considerations.

I would never discourage someone from getting a stripper pole. I’m just saying lag screws and joists are your friends. The mobile tension ones are death traps.

#stripresponsibly.

 

[Endless_Night]

I would never discourage someone from getting a stripper pole. I’m just saying lag screws and joists are your friends. The mobile tension ones are death traps.

#stripresponsibly.

But see, I'm not the responsible type.

#realtimeslacker

 

[hotwords229_A]

#realtimeslacker
or
#dicerollingwildwoman?

 

[Endless_Night]

#realtimeslacker
or
#dicerollingwildwoman?

*bats eyes*

 

[Trekka]

Wait a minute.
Do girls that dance for a living f’reals get calloused hands and thighs?!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Wait a minute.
Do girls that dance for a living f’reals get calloused hands and thighs?!

In my experience no.

(I have no experience)

 

[Vitriolhack]

I see a lot of people who refer to themselves as sapiosexual. Now, being backwards and unaware of such things, I decided to do some research.

So I grabbed my First Edition DSM, and tried to read up. There was nothing (except to find many of you heathens suffer from mental illness). Then I go to Wikipedia and it says it’s somebody who is attracted to smart people. Urban Dictionary and it’s authors confirm (Stankdick, 2019 & FingeringFannies, 2022).

Well, fuck me sideways, but is intelligence not a universally attractive quality? Is anyone attracted to some dumbfuck, based on the fact that they are unintelligent? I feel like everyone should be a sapiosexual.

Tell me… who among you are sapiosexuals who would explain what’s special about it? Do you just really get turned on by intelligence? If so, why are you still here at Lit?

Furthermore, is anyone out there willing to admit they’re attracted to window lickers? I know some of you are, because I see the Listers with whom you’ve paired up.

Please discuss.

Do I understand that you went from the DSM to the Urban dictionary for an opinion?



Sorry could not resist.

Ok, here is my serious take. Sapiosexuality is about finding intelligence attractive. For example, one of the best times I have had, she would later become a lover, was with a woman 20plus years my senior. We would have the greatest conversations about life, politics and law her forte.

Ok, i can almost hear people screaming at me, “well you’re attracted to older women, not sapiosexuals that’s gerontophilia; I don’t see why they are mutually exclusive but, maybe some do?

 

[Apisto42]

Wait a minute.
Do girls that dance for a living f’reals get calloused hands and thighs?!

None of the girls that worked where I was bartending had calloused hands or thighs.

On topic: I like them dumb. All you sapio lovers can have those deep heart to heart talks. I liked the deep throat version. Do I really care if she can discuss the latest strange matter theory or tickle my balls with her tongue while lightly gagging? Amiright?

 

[Lord Pmann]

None of the girls that worked where I was bartending had calloused hands or thighs.

On topic: I like them dumb. All you sapio lovers can have those deep heart to heart talks. I liked the deep throat version. Do I really care if she can discuss the latest strange matter theory or tickle my balls with her tongue while lightly gagging? Amiright?

You have been missed.

 

[Trekka]

None of the girls that worked where I was bartending had calloused hands or thighs.

On topic: I like them dumb. All you sapio lovers can have those deep heart to heart talks. I liked the deep throat version. Do I really care if she can discuss the latest strange matter theory or tickle my balls with her tongue while lightly gagging? Amiright?

You’re not wrong.

 

[alwaysaway]

None of the girls that worked where I was bartending had calloused hands or thighs.

On topic: I like them dumb. All you sapio lovers can have those deep heart to heart talks. I liked the deep throat version. Do I really care if she can discuss the latest strange matter theory or tickle my balls with her tongue while lightly gagging? Amiright?

Why discriminate? Can’t she try to discuss the latest strange matter theory whilst she’s deep throating you? Don’t limit the potential of a smart cookie!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Why discriminate? Can’t she try to discuss the latest strange matter theory whilst she’s deep throating you? Don’t limit the potential of a smart cookie!

I think his point is, a smart cookie doesn't want to suck his dick.

 

[Apisto42]

I think his point is, a smart cookie doesn't want to suck his dick.

Just because it’s a necessity doesn’t mean it’s not a preference!

 

[Trekka]

My mama always told me brains don’t keep you warm at night…