Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Weird Sex Stuff

[Wand3rlust]

Well, was the ewe in heat? If not, she was probably pretty dry.

I thought he liked mares and fillies?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Well, was the ewe in heat? If not, she was probably pretty dry.

Your mom liked silicone lube.

*hi five*

 

[Broken_paladin]

Fun fact, your balls have taste receptors/buds.. Google it.

I think the scientist who came up with this theory was a woman with a yeast infection problem trying to pass it on as cottage cheese ....

 

[Broken_paladin]

I thought he liked mares and fillies?

he is an equal opportunity pervert

 

[Wand3rlust]

he is an equal opportunity pervert

That is the best kind of pervert.

No one likes a perverted bigot.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’m on it…

https://ibb.co/88D9dVQ

I see wasabi?
Bold

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I think the scientist who came up with this theory was a woman with a yeast infection problem trying to pass it on as cottage cheese ....

Dude ...

You brought this on yourself

 

[Baldo_bearded]

Waste not, want not.

 

[Broken_paladin]

Dude ...

You brought this on yourself

I am not clicking that!! I mean I want to but I am a bit frightened which is hard for me to admit.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I am not clicking that!! I mean I want to but I am a bit frightened which is hard for me to admit.

It's a journal article

 

[Tir_an_Beithioch]

Dude ...

You brought this on yourself

Oh, she was baking her own bread alright.

 

[Broken_paladin]

It's a journal article

lol cool, crisis averted

 

[Apisto42]

Your mom liked silicone lube.

*hi five*

How did you like sliding into my sloppy seconds?

 

[Lord Pmann]

How did you like sliding into my sloppy seconds?

I expected a few possible comebacks from you on this.

I did not see this one cumming.

 

[Apisto42]

I expected a few possible comebacks from you on this.

I did not see this one cumming.

I thought of a few, but this was the most outrageous.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I thought of a few, but this was the most outrageous.

I expected, “My mom is dead.”

To which I was gonna reply, “Yeah. We gave a new meaning to the term boning.”

But you took it to a new level.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

How did you like sliding into my sloppy seconds?

I’m not sure if that’s joke about your mom or the sheep…but, no, just NO

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’m not sure if that’s joke about your mom or the sheep…but, no, just NO

A little of this. A little of that.

 

[Apisto42]

I expected, “My mom is dead.”

To which I was gonna reply, “Yeah. We gave a new meaning to the term boning.”

But you took it to a new level.

Yeah, that usually trumps the mom jokes. It is lit after all, the incest category still leads all others combined I think.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yeah, that usually trumps the mom jokes. It is lit after all, the incest category still leads all others combined I think.

That’s an impressive fact. I did not know this.

 

[Apisto42]

I just checked. Incest is still the leader by about 20,000 stories posts, but loving wives is around 44,600.

Bunch of fucking incestious wife sharing perverts.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I just checked. Incest is still the leader by about 20,000 stories posts, but loving wives is around 44,600.

Bunch of fucking incestious wife sharing perverts.

Neither of those are my kinks.

I’m truly unique and special in my kinks. Just like your mom said.

 

[Apisto42]

She is a kinky ho. Paid my college off though. So what you going to do?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

She is a kinky ho. Paid my college off though. So what you going to do?

Fuck her

Duh

 

[JillPaula]

I think we can all agree shopvacs and pony play are at least a lit bit weird even for lit standards.

Lit has weirdness standards? Hmmm.... I'll have to give that some serious thought. I must be missing something.