Lord Pmann Wants to Start a Cult

[Apisto42]

Ask them if they'd be willing to sponsor a cult.

I’d tell you what they said, but I can’t anymore because the first rule of pie club is that there isn’t a pie club.

 

[morelikeasong]

Do you have any branding equipment?

We talking personal branding? I’ve never called my tits equipment but they’ve worked pretty well for me.

Or are we talking a branding iron?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We talking personal branding? I’ve never called my tits equipment but they’ve worked pretty well for me.

Or are we talking a branding iron?

They’re way better than Mario or the Nike Swoosh IMHO

 

[Lord Pmann]

We talking personal branding? I’ve never called my tits equipment but they’ve worked pretty well for me.

Or are we talking a branding iron?

EDITED TO ADD: If you are not a leader, please skip pass this message.

Branding iron. NXIVM did a very clever branding scheme. Their leaders, Keith Raniere and Allison Mack, made a brand that had their initials hidden in there.

https://frankreport.com/2019/10/30/...-dos-brand-sarah-edmondson-says-in-interview/

I posted the link because the images may be a bit disturbing for some. I feel like this is a conversation we shouldn’t have in front of our potential members. So, if you’re not a cult leader, please ignore this post.

 

[Indie]

EDITED TO ADD: If you are not a leader, please skip pass this message.

Branding iron. NXIVM did a very clever branding scheme. Their leaders, Keith Raniere and Allison Mack, made a brand that had their initials hidden in there.

https://frankreport.com/2019/10/30/...-dos-brand-sarah-edmondson-says-in-interview/

I posted the link because the images may be a bit disturbing for some. I feel like this is a conversation we shouldn’t have in front of our potential members. So, if you’re not a cult leader, please ignore this post.

Ouch.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ouch.

You can’t follow directions. You’ll be sent to the reprogramming class.

 

[morelikeasong]

EDITED TO ADD: If you are not a leader, please skip pass this message.

Branding iron. NXIVM did a very clever branding scheme. Their leaders, Keith Raniere and Allison Mack, made a brand that had their initials hidden in there.

https://frankreport.com/2019/10/30/...-dos-brand-sarah-edmondson-says-in-interview/

I posted the link because the images may be a bit disturbing for some. I feel like this is a conversation we shouldn’t have in front of our potential members. So, if you’re not a cult leader, please ignore this post.

Cult leader communications only: what do you think of this design? ( . )( . )

 

[Lord Pmann]

Cult leader communications only: what do you think of this design? ( . )( . )

How about ( . ) ( . ) & 8–?

 

[Indie]

You can’t follow directions. You’ll be sent to the reprogramming class.

Is that like punishment?

Or are you saying I don't have what it takes to be a leader?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I need the men to all look like the book boyfriends I have in my smutty novels. If you don't have a cock that makes me gasp when I see it and wonder how it will fit, what's even the point?

@deefalttwunnyfor has a cock like that. We’ve discussed this before. It’s as wide as a beaver’s tail. Like 5” wide. But it’s also as flat as a beaver tail (steamroller incident as a child).

 

[HeavyBalls]

You can’t follow directions. You’ll be sent to the reprogramming class.

Oh Flanders...

 

[Lord Pmann]

Is that like punishment?

Or are you saying I don't have what it takes to be a leader?

It’s punishment. You won’t be a cult leader, dear. You’re more in need of this reprogramming. As penance, you’ll need to bring us at least 4 attractive women. It’s kind of like a pyramid scheme for slutty women. You get 4 slutty women under you, then they each get 4 slutty women under them and then they all get under and on top of me.

 

[Indie]

It’s punishment. You won’t be a cult leader, dear. You’re more in need of this reprogramming. As penance, you’ll need to bring us at least 4 attractive women. It’s kind of like a pyramid scheme for slutty women. You get 4 slutty women under you, then they each get 4 slutty women under them and then they all get under and on top of me.

Ouch. I can be a leader, damn it. Even if I do like penance

I might need to start my own cult. I like the pyramid scheme idea, but with {see book boyfriend post}.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ouch. I can be a leader, damn it. Even if I do like penance

I might need to start my own cult. I like the pyramid scheme idea, but with {see book boyfriend post}.

Of course you can. I mean, I’m a devotee. And I’m pretty sure I’m not alone.

 

[Indie]

Of course you can. I mean, I’m a devotee. And I’m pretty sure I’m not alone.

C'mere and let me put an I on your ass.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ouch. I can be a leader, damn it. Even if I do like penance

I might need to start my own cult. I like the pyramid scheme idea, but with {see book boyfriend post}.

Look, everyone can’t be a leader. My god. These fucking subjects are becoming unruly. The cult needs more followers than leaders.

We will get some horse-cocked size guys. Don’t worry. The good thing is, all of the guys at Lit are packing 9” or more. So we will definitely be able to find someone to fit that wide-set vagina.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

C'mere and let me put an I on your ass.

Of course mistress I. But…but…I hesitate to remind you I did that last week as you ordered before you allowed me to eat breakfast on Sunday.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I warned about this. The cult leader needs to be properly in charge. Or at least have people in place who can be.

Took your eye off the ball and now, people are thinking for themselves.

It's all going horribly wrong

 

[Lord Pmann]

I warned about this. The cult leader needs to be properly in charge. Or at least have people in place who can be.

Took your eye off the ball and now, people are thinking for themselves.

It's all going horribly wrong

You’re not wrong. I mean, I’m just doing some market research and a soft opening for this cult. I’ve already got 40 people trying to be leaders and one subject who demands a massive cocked boyfriend. I don’t need this shit. I’ll take my stuff and just start a new cult. Oh wait…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Of course mistress I. But…but…I hesitate to remind you I did that last week as you ordered before you allowed me to eat breakfast on Sunday.

I do…of course, have two ass cheeks though…

 

[Indie]

I warned about this. The cult leader needs to be properly in charge. Or at least have people in place who can be.

Took your eye off the ball and now, people are thinking for themselves.

It's all going horribly wrong

Hey girl. Wanna come sit with me?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hey girl. Wanna come sit with me?

That’s the spirit.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Hey girl. Wanna come sit with me?

I'm not a follower.

I'm an advisor. I'll advise you all over the place..

 

[morelikeasong]

Things are getting a little out of hand here. @Lord Pmann I think I need to put a pause on our negotiations for now.

@Indie , babygirl, you know you have a place of honor in my cult, where you’ll get your ass eaten daily by eager men with gorgeous cocks, if you want it. Open arms over here. I think you’re programmed just fine

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm not a follower.

I'm an advisor. I'll advise you all over the place..

Best cults are run by their administrators.