Mad Libs or see how I've not grown?

[ZRT]

Up Close and Personal

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[missginger2177]

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[MisterSir]

On the way home, I whispered to Sarah Palin that I would share my candy with her

chika-chika-chika-chika bow-chika-wow-wow

(bad porn musc imitation)

 

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[Keroin]

How did you know I wanted a vulva

See, I really want to know the answer to this one.

 

[Keroin]

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[Sir_Winston54]

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[rida]

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[Sir_Winston54]

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[Keroin]

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[ZRT]

See, I really want to know the answer to this one.

I've always had an instinctive penchant for finding the really meaningful gifts.

 

[Keroin]

I've always had an instinctive penchant for finding the really meaningful gifts.

Remind me to skip Xmas at your house.

 

[ZRT]

Remind me to skip Xmas at your house.

There'll be pain, suffering, degradation, and gingerbread men...

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[Keroin]

There'll be pain, suffering, degradation, and gingerbread men...

Hm, on second thought...

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...I am a sucker for gingerbread men.

 

[graceanne]

your first name Keanu (not really my first name)
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famous female Carrie Underwood
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friend's first and last name Susan Allen
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[CurlyKat]

your first name Keanu (not really my first name)
famous male Prince Charles of Wales
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country Tajikistan
famous female Carrie Underwood
newspaper The Exponent
friend's first and last name Susan Allen
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[Lobo_8]

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famous female Carrie Underwood
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friend's first and last name Susan Allen
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-Burns

 

[ZRT]

your first name Keanu (not really my first name)
famous male Prince Charles of Wales
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famous female Carrie Underwood
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friend's first and last name Susan Allen
state Delaware
large number 5,282
large number1,568,926
plural noun toe nails
verb ending with -ing: Embellishing

 

[ZRT]

Up Close and Personal

Welcome to The Keanu (not really my first name) Show! Tonight Keanu (not really my first name) will be interviewing Prince Charles of Wales.

Keanu (not really my first name): And here's my first guest now. Glad you could join us tonight, Prince Charles of Wales. Having you on the show makes me feel fleshy!

Prince Charles of Wales: It makes me feel fleshy, too, Keanu (not really my first name)! It's antediluvian of you to invite me.

Keanu (not really my first name): There's been a lot of smarmy talk about your trip to Tajikistan with Carrie Underwood. In fact, in today's The Exponent, Susan Allen wrote a column about your trip.

Prince Charles of Wales: I read it, but that reporter made up the whole story. Carrie Underwood and I have never even been to Tajikistan. In fact, we haven't been out of Delaware for 5,282 years.

Keanu (not really my first name): Sounds like you were framed.

Prince Charles of Wales: That's right. What else would you like to know?

Keanu (not really my first name): Is it true that you own more than 1,568,926 toe nails?

Prince Charles of Wales: I do own toe nails, but only two.

Keanu (not really my first name): Well folks, we're out of time. Thanks, Prince Charles of Wales. I really enjoyed embellishing with you!

Prince Charles of Wales: I enjoyed embellishing with you, too!

 

[ZRT]

Mad Libs was invented in 1953 by Leonard Stern and Roger Price, who published the first Mad Libs book themselves in 1958. Mad Libs books are still published by Price Stern Sloan, an imprint of Penguin Group, cofounded by Price and Stern.

Okay, now I know.

New Year's Day Tradition

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[00Syd]

New Year's Day Tradition

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[ZRT]

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[CurlyKat]

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[ZRT]

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[HisSexyPet]

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