Madame Pandora v Whispersecret!! The match of the Century!!

[Madison]

Doesn't sound much different than our house during the holidays, does it, dad?
No stranger to this shit.
Madison

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Ornithological Update

I have the hots for that flightless bird

Ummm... actually, flamingos can fly, albeit not tremendously far. Unless you're simply implying that Blue is flightless, which he probably is (but on this board, who knows?).

Now what were you saying about screwing suitable people?



[Edited by Oliver Clozoff on 01-05-2001 at 12:21 PM]

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Its not the thought that matters....

Its the cost. Did I raise a winner, or what. I love you, Madison!!!

Now, get back to work. I need you to make lots more $$$ so that I can be secure in my old age.

Another great fight card. A seniors match. We can have them fighting with their children over their "inheritances". Or, we can have seniors fighting each others. I can see it now. Hitting each other with one hand while holding on to their walkers with the other.

blue

 

[Madison]

Nice, dad. Nice.
Man...
Is this how I raised you?
I'm going shopping now--Ciao!
Madison

 

[Earthmuffin]

Feelin' goofy here

I want one of the official licensed crop top & boxer short sets okies? I'll wear it after I get the long ago missing What Would Manu Do? gear I tried to order some months back.

 

[Juliangel]

Blue I will be in charge of food for the fans for you.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

EM, simply include your size and ....

favorite colors and we will have them made up for you. The cost, only 7 easy payments of $10/mo. charged to your credit card, plus s+h of $7.95 And your card nunber is??

Oh, gotta go. Jerry is on line 1 and Vince is on line 2. Where the hell is SS to help me answer the calls??

( I have definitely gone over the edge, today, but who cares. I'm having fun for the first time in a long time).


blue

[Edited by FlamingoBlue on 01-05-2001 at 01:04 PM]

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Okay, okay, okay.....

I'll be the ref - but, but, but.......

I want to stick my nose right down in there - in the triangle of sweat and stink I so grave.....

Sweat and stink! I want, it I crave it!

 

[Earthmuffin]

Black, red, dark purple. XL top M bottoms and I don't have a credit card....can I work the fee's off some how? I can help run the beer bar, maybe act as the staff Nurse?

 

[Juliangel]

Re: EM, simply include your size and ....

Where the hell is SS to help me answer the calls??

Hey Blue, instead of food I can be your secretary, I have experience! I bet most of the WWF fans cannot be worse than some of the PTA parents I dealt with as the PTA secretary.


Glad you are having fun that is what life is all about.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Ok Sparkman, glad you're in....

You have the exclusive right to "get down" on the mat with thefemale combatants. Imagine all those sweating bodies, Sparky, and the wonderful musky aroma they give off. Hey, maybe I should charge for being a ref?

Okay, which of you beauties wants to ref the men's matches??

And, EM, you can team up with Julie to run the concessions. Oh, I can see it now. Little hot dogs in puff pastry with lots of good beer.

blue

 

[Juliangel]

OK forget the food and secretary!!! Sparky and Ambrouious sweaty together I want THAT job!

 

[Ambrosious]

Me and Sparky sweaty together? What are you, some kind of psycho?

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Freak.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Ambro, Ambro, Ambro!!!

Freak? You? Never! Sparky only gets to go in the ring as a ref with sweating females.


blue

 

[Earthmuffin]

Food & Beer I can do!

Import beer on the left, domestic on the right.
Chips, dips, chains, whips, front & center.

This IS a Lit event, no? Gotta have ALL the party favors lol!!

 

[FlamingoBlue]

EM, you are one great merchandiser....

Mabe you can get Hecate and Izzy T to help you with the BDSM stuff. I can see it now; real whipped potatoes instead of french fries. Healthier too.

blue

 

[Earthmuffin]

Happy to help!

It would be awesome to have the two BDSM experts, but no complaints if the the concession stand is drawing a crowd as well. They're both talented and gorgeous.

No worries about me though, I'll stick to pulling the beer. *attempting to look angelic*

 

[FlamingoBlue]

EM, an angel never has to worry about

looking angelic. It comes naturally.

blue

 

[Earthmuffin]

Blue....

hmmm that either lets me out completely or I should say...

"Why thank you kindly, sir."

Argh....bbs gotta go check in at work before they come find me! Vacation...officially over and just when I was having fun!

 

[FlamingoBlue]

I see that I have to do my own PR, too

Where the hell are my PR guys???

blue

 

[Ambrosious]

Blue

Did you NOT see the FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT thread?

Go look, I'll wait.

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

Blue, your sign line is not true... my love cost me a little over 72,000 dollars... so I say divorce is still cheaper..

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

O wait... I am sorry, a bullet is cheaper...

 

[FlamingoBlue]

CBB, abullet is cheaper, but....

a wrestling match lasts a lot longer. So how do I bill the match? Perhaps I should call it the battl between the sexes.

And, Ambr, your suppossed to promote THIS thread, not start another one of your own.

blue

 

[FlamingoBlue]

A chain saw organ donor match....

I am a fucking genius!!!! So who wants to sign up. It will be like the Roman games, but better. And we donate the losers organs to needy people.


blue