Madame Pandora v Whispersecret!! The match of the Century!!

[FlamingoBlue]

I thought I was doing so good until...

I counted the posts here and found that about 1/2 of them were mine. (pout, sigh). No one cares so I'm going to cook dinner for me and Dr. blue.


blue

 

[BrainyBeauty]

Stop the Match!

*Running in from the judging booth with an important announcement*

Ladies and Gentlemen:

I am afraid we have a double disqualification. Yes, that is correct. Both contestants are ineligible for claiming a prize.

We have it on good authority that the young whippersnapper Madame Pandora has been bad-mouthing the prize (Weird Harold) on several threads. Evidence: First she likens him to her older brother. In a subsequent thread she compares him to her 50 year old father! And finally, she outright told him he was like her GRANDFATHER.

Apparently she never bothered to read the rules (WH's profile) which clearly states that he is looking for a young woman who delights in older men. She, clearly, has violated the rules.

As for her older (in Lit longevity) and more qualified opponent Whispersecret, I am afraid that she, too, is not able to carry out the winner's duties. She is already in possession of the following prizes: Dr Clozoff, Gaucho and Skibum. I mean really people - 3 men in her corner already is not fair or equitable.

Therefore, in light of these disturbing circumstances, I must withhold Weird Harold and retain possession of him myself. I will safeguard him until such time as a new competitor can follow the rules and play fair.

Sorry girls. I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*removing tongue from cheek*

 

[Madame Pandora]

Okay....we'll cage it and make it a threesome...

Well,

I don't know where brainy has been, but unless I am mistaken that was a TOTAL slap in the face with her gauntlet. I'd like her a lot, if she would get her wretched little hands off Harold.

I am pretty sure Whisper will agree to the THREE of us battling. Besides, if you're gonna have a cat fight...have a fucking cat fight.

What do you say, Blue? Can you sell a threesome? Will it play in Peoria?


MP

 

[Earthmuffin]

Hmmm....

Well, until the official word comes from the Lit experts, promoters, or those opinionated enough to say something I'll not tap the kegs....yet.

Now, let's find Mistress Hecate & Isabella Thorne so we're on tap ourselves for the vending booth.

 

[Cheri]

I got here in the nick of time, Blue my man. I have quite a bit of experience dealing with hotels......I'm assuming you're going to Vegas, right? Once I receive the ok from you, I will procure contracts from several choice hotels on the strip....you just can't underestimate the importance of nailing all the little details down before an event of this magnitude! I'll then get on all the other little details that are easily forgotten.....press releases...designing and printing the program and tickets...I'm thinking flashy iridescent colors with a hologram of two women over top of it (their position is up to you)....obtaining security not to mention the required permits. Just leave the details in my capable hands.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Just finished desert at the Cafe' Bleu

and saw that the thread hadn't died. And what was that shit from bb about a disqualification?? You ain't never hired on to my team. What qualifications do you have to sit in judgement to interpret rules that I haven't even written? I mean, WTF?

All that being said, bb, do you want to help arrange new matches in new venues utilizing different scenarios??
Well, do you? I need scripts for all the matches. Do you want to help. May I suggest Passionee as a co=worker.

So???

blue

[Edited by FlamingoBlue on 01-05-2001 at 08:51 PM]

 

[Madame Pandora]

Sweetfeathers....

I am waiting for your update on the harem? WH and I ain't fightin' fer peanuts.

A rasslin we will go...a rasslin we will go...

hi ho the merry o.....


MP

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Cheri, I missed you. So, you wanta job

First matches are in Detroit, not Vegas. Fuck Vegas. We got real people here. This is the real world. Segregated, angry, gritty and fighting hard to stay alive using what we got. Nothing fake or plastic here.

What is that stuff about a harem, PB? Did I miss something??

blue

 

[Madame Pandora]

The details, baby, the details

Sweetfeathers,

Go back and reread the terms to which Whisper and I agreed to the rasslin'. We don't want money (well, we don't want JUST money...)We don't want some big sweaty belt and we certainly don't want some trophy or crap like that.

The winner gets a male harem. So far we want Alan Rickman and Wierd Harold. If they agree, we have request others.

Oh yeah...and the winner gets a pony ride on your lap.

I think those were our only terms.

MP

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Alan Rickman(?) and Wierd Harold....

Done. I speak for them. so, you in or not??

blue

 

[Madame Pandora]

I'm in. Have mud will rassle ;-)

MP

 

[FlamingoBlue]

I can't fucking believe it! 4 pages!!

I think that I've died and gone to heaven.

So, Cheri, are you in or out? I need a good script writer?


blue

 

[Madame Pandora]

Script Writer?

Wait wait wait...

I can't use my own words?

MP

 

[Passionnee]

Blue

When all the fighting is over on the general board, can you send me an email. I will go hide on the SRP board. This board has been fighting for the last month. *sighs*

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Passion, sweetie, that was my reason..

for creating this thread. They could fight and I could retire from Law, sooner. BTW, what's an SRP?

blue

 

[Passionnee]

Re: Passion, sweetie, that was my reason..

for creating this thread. They could fight and I could retire from Law, sooner. BTW, what's an SRP?

blue

Ahhhh my dear Blue SRP means the sexual role play board. And did you know that, the first thread I ever posted on the BB was with you and on the SRP board...grin

That's a good idea, I'm sure you would make more money, I will sell insurance policies..grin

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Money is only part of it....

I thought that the ring would be a better place to deal with petty grievances than the BB.

blue

 

[Passionnee]

Re: Money is only part of it....

I thought that the ring would be a better place to deal with petty grievances than the BB.

blue

Doesn't seem like it's working *shrug*

 

[Ezzy]

Re: ROTFLMAO...

ROFLMAO....



I am not WH, though I am flattered to be thought so. I would defend this, but it's too funny. If you need any real proof, read our stories and you'll find our styles are very different.

As for being psycho about a new friend, I was not attacking someone in WH's defense.

I am glad to call WH a friend though. However, I will be happy to stomp her ass for Alan Rickman or Wierd Harold.

As for why WH apologized, I imagine it was for making the FIRST post that "hijacked the thread," although I didn't see that anyone minded.

It is....mindnumbing that you think someone would have gone to all this trouble just to pull one over on you.



MP

Well I thought it was more likely to be WS, but what ever you say is fine with me. I never thought you were Wierd Harold so we agree about that.



EZ http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/cwm2/sleep.gif

 

[Weird Harold]

Re: Stop the Match!

Apparently she never bothered to read the rules (WH's profile) which clearly states that he is looking for a young woman who delights in older men. She, clearly, has violated the rules.

While I am indeed searching for a 25.5 year-old that wants to live in sin with a man twice her age, I am not averse to a bit of company while I search.

As for her older (in Lit longevity) and more qualified opponent Whispersecret, I am afraid that she, too, is not able to carry out the winner's duties. She is already in possession of the following prizes: Dr Clozoff, Gaucho and Skibum. I mean really people - 3 men in her corner already is not fair or equitable.

As for WhisperSecret, everyone seems to miss the minor detail, that for the princely sum of one silver sixpence dated 1958 (pictures of said currency available on request,) I am the one who purchased her, and not vice versa. Since her duties as my possession are exactly the same as for the winner, there is no conflict.

Now, BB get your cute little but over here and keep me company until we reach some sort of concusion to this grudge match.

 

[BrainyBeauty]

Round 2

Harold, scoot over and make room for me baby. I need some tender lickin' and lovin' here after Blue yelled at me. (I'll be glad to keep you company till you find what you're looking for.)

I simply tried to point out that those women have no claim on you and he got all snotty and pissy with me. I never told him they couldn't fight. They just couldn't claim you as their prize. I think he is afraid I was cutting off his.....err income.

Madame Pandora was right- I absolutely not only threw down the gauntlet, I smacked her uppity little face with it. I would only accept her challenge and agree to a threesome if the fight were in a tub of warm chocolate instead of mud. That way, I can honestly say I licked my opponents.

See how easily I dispatched the little hussies? Now, we just need to rewrite the ending so that blue ends up in a battle with someone. I wanna see some naked men around here, damn it!

 

[SimplySouthern]

Re: Re: Stop the Match!

Apparently she never bothered to read the rules (WH's profile) which clearly states that he is looking for a young woman who delights in older men. She, clearly, has violated the rules.

While I am indeed searching for a 25.5 year-old that wants to live in sin with a man twice her age, I am not averse to a bit of company while I search.


Hoy Cow! Finally something I qualify for. So...when do I start. I always wanted an older man that could teach me the ways of the world and leave me a better person than they found me.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

I am done with this thread....

I started it to have fun.I am NOT having fun on it anymore! Too much bickering. And the idea of me fighting anyone, anywhere is repugnant to me. I'M A LOVER, NOT A FIGHTER. No way am I dumb enough to get into a ring. That's for Vince McMahon, not me.

Ciao for now, folks.

blue

[Edited by FlamingoBlue on 01-07-2001 at 07:34 PM]

 

[Whispersecret]

Oh, Blue, you're gonna miss all the fun then.

I'm in. Mud's not really my thing. The warm chocolate sounds good. Can we get Ben Affleck as a prize too? I kinda dig him.

I don't have skibum; he belongs to CreamyLady, heart and soul.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Alright, WP, you twisted my arm....

I'm back in. Let the games begin!!!

blue