Madame Pandora v Whispersecret!! The match of the Century!!

[Whispersecret]

I twisted your arm? Thought that was your dick. Damn, just damn.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

WP, you just turned ole blue into...

FlamingoPink. (blush, blush).
Gotta get some rest. Nightie night, sweetie.

blue

 

[FlamingoBlue]

OMG, this wonderful thread is getting-

relegated into oblivion. How am I gonna become the next Vince McMahon if this happens? And where are my PR people??


blue

 

[Madison]

OK, I'm in--but not for free.
I can do the PR and the premiums, but dad, you ain't getting off easy just because I'm your daughter...
I'm good and you know it. I cost though.
Madison

 

[FlamingoBlue]

I'm good and you know it. I cost though.
Madison [/B][/QUOTE]

Oh, I know it, alright!

blue

 

[FlamingoBlue]

I've got an idea for another match....

It's April (the Calender Girl) v Everybody. She will tangle with anybody. Big match!!!

Anyone want to sign up to rassle her. It will be a hot fudge/marshmellow death match. (Nuts are optional, depending upon who fights her).

blue

[Edited by FlamingoBlue on 01-08-2001 at 03:12 PM]

 

[Ambrosious]

No

She scares me.

 

[RisiaSkye]

I want in!

Please, please. No job too big or small (well, maybe some are too small--but none available here!)

"This week at the Sports arena--it's a battle between the Kitten with a Whip and the Mistress of the Box. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday." I smell money, or "Sex & Candy." Hard to tell which from this distance.

 

[Whispersecret]

Show me the money.

And who the hell is Vince McMahon? He's the troll who accused Madame Pandora of being me and vice versa. Did you do that, Blue? Purple Haze posted something about McMahon on Lasher's board. Maybe it was him trolling...

Either way, I'm curious as to whether anyone, willing to say so without hiding, believes that load of horseshit.

 

[Madison]

I don't believe it.
Madison

 

[Ambrosious]

I've changed my mind

I want to Emcee the whole shebang. K?

 

[Ambrosious]

Blue

You have mail.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

You can do the PR AND MC the matches.

Of course, I as the founder of the LWF, will be there to assist you, from time to time. That's a perogative that I have, being the LWF Czar.

Okay, folks. The first match will be, as announced, between MP and WS. I am assembling the rest of the card, as we speak. More, later.

Czar blue

 

[Ambrosious]

FIGHT!

Get your tickets now, this is sure to be a sold out event. Substitutions may be made to the card without notice.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

RS, i have a job for you....

You can be one of the folks that interviews the wrestlers, before and after the matches. Wadya say??

blue

(For sure, I have definitely lost my mind. Maybe it will help me out in Court, tomorrow, when I have to deal with more mindless b.s.).

 

[Madison]

OK, I'll do the pre-interviews, but no post interviews.
They will smell pretty gross. I can't handle that.
Madison

 

[Purple Haze]

Them's fightin' words!

Show me the money.

And who the hell is Vince McMahon? He's the troll who accused Madame Pandora of being me and vice versa. Did you do that, Blue? Purple Haze posted something about McMahon on Lasher's board. Maybe it was him trolling...

Either way, I'm curious as to whether anyone, willing to say so without hiding, believes that load of horseshit.

You calling me a troll? You talkin' to me?

SHOW ME THE MONEY!

 

[Madison]

Wait!!
Dad--I think Ambro and I should Emcee the event together. I don't want to do interviews. I changed my mind. I have a good voice. I want to emcee with Ambro--that would be the funniest.
Madison

 

[Whispersecret]

PH! You're here. Did you troll as Vince? I only thought it might be you because you mentioned the man on Lasher's board. I have no other real reason other than that. Just a minor connection. Same with Blue.

 

[Whispersecret]

I shouldn't obsess about it, but I it pisses me off that someone would think I'd be that duplicitous. I apologize to you Purple if you weren't the troll. As I said, I don't really have any REAL reason to think you were.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

I think that we should have a troll...

death match. We'll put all the trolls in the ring together until there is only one left alive. And then, the highest bidder from the Lit.BB gets to execute the last troll.

Do I have an opening bid for the "Executioner Match"??

blue

 

[CelestialBody]

No, but

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Personally, CB I would drive 1,ooo,ooo

miles to kill a troll. The Palace is only about 25 miles fro dowtown Detroit.

blue

 

[RisiaSkye]

Count me in!

Don't let Madison steal my gig! Lady, you've got a guaranteed job, you're in on the nepotism ticket. Give me a chance here...I'll get to work with the P.R. boys immediately, or--in the great tradition of lower eschelon reporting, under them . What do you say?

So, ladies, what are you planning on wearing? Who gets the first spanking to start things off?

Any chance you'll drag the emcees into the ring with you? Our audience loves to see that kind of Spontaneous Zaniness (tm).

 

[Madison]

Nepostism--Shmepotism!!!
I want in as an emcee anyway...I'm OK with being dragged in, as long as my face doesn't get busted up.
Pull my hair...fine...
Madison