Mafia Battle game thread

JinXed said:
I'm use to having a billion tabs open. Doesn't sound as though anyone else likes the idea. =)






MWR, allies, and members demand 500 points be sent to the MWR account within the next 35 minutes. If these demands are not met, further action of higher power will be taken. I endow this information upon you with the intent of you seeking a superior advisor in the Cocked and loded gang.

MWR - smalls

really?

We're rated 92. They're rated like 160-something...I'll go have a chat.
 
Received the same message from "smalls"

500 points. As if!

ETA: They are only 3 people. As if.
 
here's my letter. Haven't sent it...let me know what you think.

You have 3 members in your gang. You're whoring out hits for other gangsters. I think you're cute, I really do. Charming.

But when we bring the hammer down on you, there won't be anyone, anywhere, who will be able to keep you out of the hospital.
 
I just warned smalls that one more hit on us and his whole gang is hospitalised 24 hrs a day. He's lv 9 and the best they've got.
 
Edited. Sorry, I'm an ass. I've been playing this game for one week now and have not slept.

I'm manic right now.
 
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montrealgirl said:
BTW: the vault has 5 Brass Knuckles. If you are not already equipped with them, please do so. They are higher than the Bazooka apparently.


Yeah I put 6 of them in the vault earlier. I'm all about bribing my fellow members.
 
SeanH said:
I just warned smalls that one more hit on us and his whole gang is hospitalised 24 hrs a day. He's lv 9 and the best they've got.
Well, he just put me in the hospital...
 
montrealgirl said:
BTW: the vault has 5 Brass Knuckles. If you are not already equipped with them, please do so. They are higher than the Bazooka apparently.


seriously?
 
montrealgirl said:
BTW: the vault has 5 Brass Knuckles. If you are not already equipped with them, please do so. They are higher than the Bazooka apparently.

Thanks! *runs off to grab a pair*
 
montrealgirl said:
BTW: the vault has 5 Brass Knuckles. If you are not already equipped with them, please do so. They are higher than the Bazooka apparently.
Really? I've been doing pretty good with the Bazooka but I'll try my brass knuckles.
 
Please pardon if this is listed somewhere, but from reading Kyle's opening post and one of BG's others on the Pirates thread, I am staying in the Loading Docks for as long as I can to build attributes up, unlike what I did in Pirates. So, besides gambling, the daily dips, etc., how is everyone getting so much money, except for from the Gang? When I commit crimes, it moves me up too fast in levels.


La Madrina
 
I've been exchanging pm's with him. apparently he thinks I'm taking it personally, I guess calling him a moron who can't tell time hurt his feelings.


-- stupid question, but I didn't play the other game and haven't really done much with this one, but how can I borrow stuff from the vault like weapons.
 
SeanH said:
I just warned smalls that one more hit on us and his whole gang is hospitalised 24 hrs a day. He's lv 9 and the best they've got.
If they all have Witness Protection, we won't be able to beat him down.

Now I don't like this extra feature so much.

I need to train and my ass has been the hospital non-stop.

Fuck. I was at level 21! Level 21! Fuck.
 
montrealgirl said:
BTW: the vault has 5 Brass Knuckles. If you are not already equipped with them, please do so. They are higher than the Bazooka apparently.
Name: Brass Knuckles
Value: $20,000
Shop Cost: $20,000
Features: - Strength Bonus: 15%


Name: Bazooka
Value: $2,400,000
Shop Cost: $3,600,000
Features: - Strength Bonus: 55%
 
I just dug up some shrooms... anybody know if they're permanent or temporary?

If permanent, these should fetch me at least 100 expert blowjobs. None of that amateur stuff.
 
From smalls:

"You have my attention. Do what you have to do."

my reply:

"We always do."
 
montrealgirl said:
If they all have Witness Protection, we won't be able to beat him down.

Now I don't like this extra feature so much.

I need to train and my ass has been the hospital non-stop.

Fuck. I was at level 21! Level 21! Fuck.


Say fuck again, please.

Please.
 
veryblueeyes said:
Please pardon if this is listed somewhere, but from reading Kyle's opening post and one of BG's others on the Pirates thread, I am staying in the Loading Docks for as long as I can to build attributes up, unlike what I did in Pirates. So, besides gambling, how is everyone getting so much money, except for from the Gang? When I commit crimes, it moves me up too fast in levels.


La Madrina


Hi Veebs.
 
veryblueeyes said:
Please pardon if this is listed somewhere, but from reading Kyle's opening post and one of BG's others on the Pirates thread, I am staying in the Loading Docks for as long as I can to build attributes up, unlike what I did in Pirates. So, besides gambling, how is everyone getting so much money, except for from the Gang? When I commit crimes, it moves me up too fast in levels.


La Madrina
We did the referrals and got the 21 free points and then sold some of them on the market. Plus we bought more with our PayPal. Heh.
 
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