Mafia Battle game thread

Holy fuck! Who is this person?

Title: Re: No Title Sender: [Lit] Freya
Sent: 24 Feb 2007, 11:14pm

Oh, are we having sex?

Title: Re: No Title Sender: [B$M] Carlos Cartel
Received: 24 Feb 2007, 11:15pm

well its up to you, i'm clean just so you know...


Like seriously, how do you even answer that?
 
Freya said:
Holy fuck! Who is this person?

Title: Re: No Title Sender: [Lit] Freya
Sent: 24 Feb 2007, 11:14pm

Oh, are we having sex?

Title: Re: No Title Sender: [B$M] Carlos Cartel
Received: 24 Feb 2007, 11:15pm

well its up to you, i'm clean just so you know...


Like seriously, how do you even answer that?
:D

I so love this game! Ask him for pics!
 
HappyMisha said:
:D

I so love this game! Ask him for pics!

My reply:

I'm very glad of that. What kind of soap do you use? I have sensitivities, you know.
 
I mean it's not in the pirates game that you get messages like this:

Sender: [†] streetglow45
Received: 24 Feb 2007, 10:35pm

thanks for attackin me, you hot sugar
 
the other night some guy sent me 58 billion because he liked my name. and today i got over 6k points from another one.

this game is great.
 
I fucking love this game!

Title: Re: No Title Sender: [Lit] Freya
Sent: 24 Feb 2007, 11:40pm

in your ass cheeks eh? Did it wiggle into the hole the black guy put there?

Title: Re: No Title Sender: [B$M] Carlos Cartel
Received: 24 Feb 2007, 11:36pm

i would have prefered for an asian dude to rape me, but whatever, you gotta take what life gives you...

yea i love dove, fits in between my ass cheeks nicely...yay!!!...

Title: Re: No Title Sender: [Lit] Freya
Sent: 24 Feb 2007, 11:35pm

That's the hottest thing I've ever heard. Did you like it?

Dove is a very nice soap. 99% pure, they say. Very nice on the skin.

Title: Re: No Title Sender: [B$M] Carlos Cartel
Received: 24 Feb 2007, 11:28pm

ps


your boobies are wonderful

Title: Re: No Title Sender: [B$M] Carlos Cartel
Received: 24 Feb 2007, 11:27pm

umm...i meant disease free, but i use dove, i used to use this generic brand when i was in prison but I kept dropping it in the showers, and consequently got raped from behind by a big black dude, so when I got out its dove all the way. what do you mean sensitivities??, don't worry i will be gentle with you...

Title: Re: No Title Sender: [Lit] Freya
Sent: 24 Feb 2007, 11:22pm

I'm very glad of that. What kind of soap do you use? I have sensitivities, you know.

Title: Re: No Title Sender: [B$M] Carlos Cartel
Received: 24 Feb 2007, 11:15pm

well its up to you, i'm clean just so you know...

Title: Re: No Title Sender: [Lit] Freya
Sent: 24 Feb 2007, 11:14pm

Oh, are we having sex?

Title: No Title Sender: [B$M] Carlos Cartel
Received: 24 Feb 2007, 10:59pm

so just message me about when you wanna get together, so we can do it...and by do it i mean have sex

You have to read backwards.
 
I am changing my name to something girly, and then finding an old Jenn K pic to use as an AV. I want in on all this free stuff.





Well ok I am not doing that, but it is almost tempting
 
hotguy1234 said:
I am changing my name to something girly, and then finding an old Jenn K pic to use as an AV. I want in on all this free stuff.

Well ok I am not doing that, but it is almost tempting
Heh. It is tempting eh?
 
Freya said:
Ladies, I'm not sure which member of B$M is your friend, but I may have received a message intended for one of you.

Title: No Title Sender: [B$M] Carlos Cartel
Received: 24 Feb 2007, 10:59pm

so just message me about when you wanna get together, so we can do it...and by do it i mean have sex


heh


Haha!

Plus, he swears that [B$M] has the hottest guys on mb.
 
Title: Re: No Title Sender: [Lit] Freya
Sent: 24 Feb 2007, 11:53pm

Absolutely!

But if we're going to fuck like two sex starved desperate fat people, I'll need to see your picture.

Title: Re: No Title Sender: [B$M] Carlos Cartel
Received: 24 Feb 2007, 11:51pm

so, will you let me touch your privates??

Title: Re: No Title Sender: [Lit] Freya
Sent: 24 Feb 2007, 11:48pm

You know, that's really a good thing. Those black men can create havoc on your intestines.

You really need to stick to the white boys - they aren't quite so...well endowed.

Title: Re: No Title Sender: [B$M] Carlos Cartel
Received: 24 Feb 2007, 11:43pm

the black dude was never able to gain full entry, i have abnormally strong rectum muscles and I was able to flex and block deep penetration...
 
That was possibly the oddest conversation I've had in my life.

And that's counting some of them I've had with Loose End.

heh
 
Freya said:
That was possibly the oddest conversation I've had in my life.

And that's counting some of them I've had with Loose End.

heh

Never in my life have i had such a weird, wonderful, cute, dorky, sexy, rude, funny, dominant chick on my MSN before

Do keep it up now, you've set a standard, lets not let it drop now (unlike your knickers on cam last night)

:rose:
 
Loose_end said:
Never in my life have i had such a weird, wonderful, cute, dorky, sexy, rude, funny, dominant chick on my MSN before

Do keep it up now, you've set a standard, lets not let it drop now (unlike your knickers on cam last night)

:rose:

These newbs and their delusions. *sigh*



You know girls, I just had my AVs on for just a second. We are really one sexy fucking gang. Well, except for hotguy.

heh

And Jinxie, your boobs are HUGE! Have you ever noticed that before?
 
HappyMisha said:
I mean it's not in the pirates game that you get messages like this:

Sender: [†] streetglow45
Received: 24 Feb 2007, 10:35pm

thanks for attackin me, you hot sugar


I'm so disappointed in both games and you are all depressing me now.
 
SweetBrie said:
I'm so disappointed in both games and you are all depressing me now.


LOL

don't feel bad, so far all I've gotten is a "you're cute" and 21 million. I'd kill for some points. ;P




Just think, Freya, this is only what's showing in the frame. :catroar:
 
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