Mafia Battle game thread

Azwed said:
I can hear the thoughs of all those boys on that game right now...

It goes something like this.

heheeh boobies


There's probably a whole lot of sheet changing going on in some of those houses out there.
 
capricious_chic said:
Pfft. He's a high level - but my stats are higher than his.

I told him he would have to seriously get his stats up, bring in lots of points and drugs as well as get the majority on his side.

Yeah, I've been getting quite a few messages about people wanting to join.
Maybe we could come up with a good name for all the women... Then the men who join would be "boy toys" or something like that. No access to the vault. The goodies are for us (except for the LIT men, who are our pimps).

We could be a strong gang if we recruit strong levels. Instead of giving out Italian coats and bazookas our incentive is bewbs.
 
HappyMisha said:
Maybe we could come up with a good name for all the women... Then the men who join would be "boy toys" or something like that. No access to the vault. The goodies are for us (except for the LIT men, who are our pimps).

We could be a strong gang if we recruit strong levels. Instead of giving out Italian coats and bazookas our incentive is bewbs.

Wait, I'm a pimp?




Bitch, you betta have my money!
 
SilvaTungDevil said:
So.....Drugs.

I bought 1 each of canabis, shrooms, and cocaine for 300pts.
I turned around and sold the canabis and shrooms for 400pts.
Made 100 pts and cocaine profit in one hospital stay.

Lol.........So YOU'RE the guy who kept outbidding me??

I was trying to buy them for cc, you know how she loves getting jacked :D
 
capricious_chic said:
Pfft. He's a high level - but my stats are higher than his.

I told him he would have to seriously get his stats up, bring in lots of points and drugs as well as get the majority on his side.

Yeah, I've been getting quite a few messages about people wanting to join.

I told him you were a hard ass. heh

He's only 19 - I'm not sure if that'll make a difference to you.
 
HappyMisha said:
Stop whining and help yourself in the vault. *snaps whip*

I think you're confused. I'm the pimp, therefore the only physical altercations that occur are me pimp slapping you for not giving me my money. So put the whip away, it's for clients only.
 
Wilben said:
I think you're confused. I'm the pimp, therefore the only physical altercations that occur are me pimp slapping you for not giving me my money. So put the whip away, it's for clients only.
Well you're doing a poor job. I've had no money or points today.
 
HappyMisha said:
Well you're doing a poor job. I've had no money or points today.

Get yo ass out on the streets then!


Oh, thanks for hitting that EEEE guy Freya. I decided to check him out and saw he was a pussy. 2434 XP is nice.
 
Wilben said:
Get yo ass out on the streets then!


Oh, thanks for hitting that EEEE guy Freya. I decided to check him out and saw he was a pussy. 2434 XP is nice.

Nice!

I was spying on higher levels to see where my stats should be - and noticed him with major low ones. So SLAM!
 
Freya said:
Nice!

I was spying on higher levels to see where my stats should be - and noticed him with major low ones. So SLAM!

I had found Adrianna, Colecovision, and -C??n?r- in NJ. Adrianna and Coleco were even nice enough to continue leveling above me while I was away.
 
Wilben said:
Get yo ass out on the streets then!
Dude, I mugged the entire list of MB players last night. Made out with over 80,000,000,000. What more do you want?
 
Mailbox
Title: No Title Sender: [DVC] Colossus
Received: 25 Feb 2007, 10:44pm

Hi, sorry if this is bothersome. Anyways I was told to have a shot in getting into your gang that i had to impress a few of the girl members and prove my worth. guess this is me begging you to give me a chance to get in. I will get drugs, points or do just about anything to get on your good side =)



I still need to come up with a good reply.
 
JinXed said:
I'm starting to feel like a Jennifer Kaye. =/
Why?
SweetBrie said:
Mailbox
Title: No Title Sender: [DVC] Colossus
Received: 25 Feb 2007, 10:44pm

Hi, sorry if this is bothersome. Anyways I was told to have a shot in getting into your gang that i had to impress a few of the girl members and prove my worth. guess this is me begging you to give me a chance to get in. I will get drugs, points or do just about anything to get on your good side =)

I still need to come up with a good reply.
I like this guy already. What's his level? Stats?
 
I like him too and we need a few more members to keep up our current leveling pace.
 
HappyMisha said:
Why?

I like this guy already. What's his level? Stats?

He's the one I was just talking to cc about. He's level 45 or something, with 1.4 mil in stats. Can bring drugs, points, whatever we want. Plus another guy, he says.
 
Freya said:
He's the one I was just talking to cc about. He's level 45 or something, with 1.4 mil in stats. Can bring drugs, points, whatever we want. Plus another guy, he says.
Then we shouldn't wait. Tell him we're trying to reach our leader.
 
HappyMisha said:
Why?

I like this guy already. What's his level? Stats?


level 45

Spy
The spy was sent off and then returned with the following information about Colossus.

Strength: 1,467,052
Defense: Couldn't find out.
Speed: Couldn't find out.
Bank: $14,127,970,000,000
Points: Couldn't find out.
 
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