Make me dirty

[Sparky74]

She really was getting all hot and bothered as he sucked hard on her already erect niple in the woods.
Next Word: Woods

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

It's new for me, really I don't understand, but looking interesting

The rules are:
1. Take a mundane word and make it sound dirty.
2. You must use the word exactly. Changing “bother” to “bothered” is cheating.
3. You can’t use any overtly dirty words like “cock”, “pussy” or fuck.
4. Pick one word from your sentence as the prompt for the next player.

 

[Bamagan]

We’re still on spooned.

“I’m not sure why I bother,” I sighed as I spooned more honey onto my bare chest.

Next word: bother

"Oh, bother," said Pooh as he licked the honey from her bare chest, "I prefer to get it straight from the honeypot."

 

[Sparky74]

Stacey really did love playing in the woods, it was so naughty and the thrill of getting caught.

Next word: caught

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

“Although you’re a bear of very little brain,” I gasped “You’ve mastered the bare necessities!”

brain

 

[MargotPayge]

Their correspondence was setting her aflame, "Brain me baby; don't you ever stop braining me!"

correspondence

 

[Winter_Fare]

In correspondence with a demanding interlocutor it is difficult to disengage, even with adequate lubrication. [edit: bollocks ]

 

[Bamagan]

Their correspondence was setting her aflame, "Brain me baby; don't you ever stop braining me!"

correspondence

"You've caught me," he confessed, "Correspondence is just another way of having intercourse, you just have to decide if you're the pen or the paper."

 

[Bamagan]

I yield the floor to the lubrication, which slid home first!

 

[Pad_Foot]

Intercourse by pen and paper, or computer text leaves something to be desired.

Darn... sorry.... I thought I would leave "desired". My fault.

 

[Winter_Fare]

The pen, the inkwell, the well crafted verse it's all lubrication for long distance relationships.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Oh, how I long for a long piece of hardwood!

hardwood

 

[Pad_Foot]

Hardwood can be very good for many applications in the bedroom


Bedroom ... sorry... newbie to this thread.

 

[Winter_Fare]

Hardwood can be very good for many applications in the bedroom

Which word are you passing on? [Edit: nevermind]

 

[Sparky74]

Hardwood is great for making cigar box guitars

Next Word Guitars

 

[Bamagan]

"Hardwood is the best for riding," she admitted as she bounced on his lap, "And I especially love a good chest nut."

 

[MargotPayge]

Applications? He laughed, "just go to the bedroom and kneel next to the guitars."

laughed

 

[Pad_Foot]

He laughed as he considered the application of hardwood in guitars shaped like women's curves

CURVES

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

When it curves up, I go down.

When

 

[Bamagan]

When it curves up, I go down.

When

"Just say 'when,'" she reminded him as she squirted her breastmilk into their morning coffee.

 

[MargotPayge]

She stared hypnotized as it bounced and asked herself, "when?"

Hypnotized

[crap. I was too late.]

 

[Bamagan]

She stared hypnotized as it bounced and asked herself, "when?"

Hypnotized

[crap. I was too late.]

This is clearly more of a marathon than a sprint. Or maybe that race where they pass the stick to each other...

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

I hypnotized my husband to make him relax in bed, but the coffee enema perked him right up.

perked

 

[MargotPayge]

This is clearly more of a marathon than a sprint. Or maybe that race where they pass the stick to each other...

I was thinking the opposite until the little nubs perked up beneath her blouse.
opposite

 

[Bamagan]

"Damn! I hate opposite day!" he grumbled as he tried to get the coffee grounds out of his ass.