Make me dirty

[MargotPayge]

Raised by bonobos I see.


bonobos

 

[Bamagan]

"Bonobos resolve most disputes with sex," the biologist explained as her hand found his crotch, "And I heard you've got a bone to pick with me."

 

[lovecraft68]

Steven peered into the canteen they'd found and tossed it away in disgust. "As bone dry as my ex-wife's twat."

Twat

 

[Bamagan]

"Yeah, she had a pretty deadpan delivery," he blandly agreed with Steven, "but they changed tweets to Xes, so your ex-wife's twat has been retconned into an X-twat, an ex-X-twat of sorts."

 

[MargotPayge]

Special delivery? Why, yes. A nice package would be lovely!

Special

 

[Bamagan]

The flyer proclaimed that the brothel was having a two-for-one special the rest of the month, with a parenthetical reminder to ask about their group rates.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

"I don't care if you call it 'group therapy'," the policeman scowled. "If your clients are paying you to do that, it's still illegal."

 

[Bamagan]

"Oh, baby," she moaned from atop his lap as he scowled up at her, "You know I like it even more when you think it's a chore!"

 

[Micio_Lambire]

Looking at the business card laying on the counter, "Chore Magic? What is that?" her best friend asked. Red-faced, she responded "My topless cleaning service..."

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

At first she put him in the friend zone, but after he performed a thorough survey of her floodplain, she approved his infill proposal.

 

[Micio_Lambire]

*Knock Knock* "Hello Madam, we're from the Neighborhood Block Watch and we're taking a survey on whether folks think Mrs. Showey should install blinds on her bedroom window..."

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Rachel was beloved as the neighborhood whore, and many a young man celebrated his eighteenth birthday in her bed.

 

[Bamagan]

"Well, I hope you learned a lesson about sexualizing every holiday," she tutted as she rummaged around for a handsaw, "And that trying to fuck a knothole in a tree is not the way Arbor Day should be celebrated!"

 

[Tio_Narratore]

His sister caught him as he rummaged through her underwear drawer, and asked if he'd prefer the panties she had on.

 

[Micio_Lambire]

Struck by a bout of naughtiness, she "hid" the nude Polaroid of herself in her best friend's underwear drawer.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The new "X-Ray Vision" Polaroid gives you instant nudes, even when your subject is clothed.

 

[Sparky74]

She really did love being the subject of all the attention naked displaying her voluptuous Curves

Next Word: Curves

 

[Tio_Narratore]

"Your penis curves upward just right," she giggled as he tickled her G-spot.

 

[Sparky74]

She gigled naughtyly as the ice cube touch th Tip of his Penis

Next Word: Tip

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Being braless and leaning forward when serving generally earns a waitress a bigger tip.

 

[Sparky74]

She loved how he was so forward and just spread her legs and lapped eagerly at those bright pink pussy lips as the pleasure waves started.

Next Word: Waves

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Remember that using words like "penis" or "pussy" is cheating.

BrightShinyGirl waves as she strips off her referee shirt to give the girls a little air.

Next word: referee

 

[Bamagan]

A naughty player stole the referee shirt from the topless official, but her whistle was cunningly concealed down below, and still faintly audible.

 

[Sparky74]

I was cunningly told off but I don't mind because my flagpole stands proud

Next Word: Proud

 

[MargotPayge]

"I hope you're proud of yourself," she said picking up the mess of Kleenexes next to his bed.

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