Make me dirty

[Winter_Fare]

"I'll have you know this is grounds for dismissal!" She panted

 

[Pad_Foot]

She panted as she worried about holding still as he painted his last delicate strokes along the labia

panted --- to painted.

 

[Winter_Fare]

I don't wear pearls unless they're spray painted on.

 

[MargotPayge]

He was her wizard and her dom and she accepted the pearls of her wisdom.

[My apologies to the entire world for that one!]

 

[Winter_Fare]

An excess of creativity and a paucity of wisdom lead to painful extractions in the ER

 

[lovecraft68]

"What most call painful, I consider ecstasy," Miranda pulled the crop from his hand. "That didn't even give me a tingle, shall I show you how to do it?"

 

[Winter_Fare]

It was difficult to commit the lesson to memory, but I get more than a tingle thinking about it even all these years later.

 

[MargotPayge]

She was discomfited that she couldn't fit more in.

 

[Winter_Fare]

It was only after she sneezed and it shifted that she flushed red, discomfited.

 

[lovecraft68]

"One time five years ago I sneezed while I had a load in my mouth, and I'm still hearing him complain I got some in his face."

 

[MargotPayge]

"Complain again, and see what happens!" as the first welts started swelling, "that is not your safeword.".

 

[Winter_Fare]

"Well, you know what happens next?" she said, revealing the bulge beneath her silk robe. "It is your birthday after all..."

 

[lovecraft68]

"Seeing you're in your birthday suit," Ron smiled and eased her legs open. "I guess I should have some cake."

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

“Although your gift is chocolate, it can still be used for grown-up fun!” the giant talking rabbit said as he eased her egg into her.

chocolate

 

[Winter_Fare]

Chocolate softens at body temperature whereas other things...

 

[lovecraft68]

The bad news is I have to take your temperature, the worse news is I have to do it rectally. Even worse news? I'm not going to use a thermometer.

 

[Winter_Fare]

What was that word? Guestimate? You are judged guilty of crimes against language and science. Judgement will be enforced... Rectally. [sorry not sorry]

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

I obviously couldn’t measure exactly how much he produced, but 3 tablespoons is a good guesstimate.

tablespoons

 

[lovecraft68]

"Oh. my god!" Keri exclaimed when Mark waked into the kitchen. Grabbing the first thing she could get her hand son, she used two tablespoons to cover her nipples. "You always just walk into people's houses?"

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

I already tried the highest setting on myself—it’s safe as houses!

highest

 

[Bamagan]

"They say imitation is the highest form of flattery!" she exclaimed, disrobing and reaching for a collar.

 

[MargotPayge]

I don't think angels are supposed to be disrobing, but I gotta say, "Gloria in excelsis Deo!!"

Excelsis

 

[Micio_Lambire]

"In excelsis, indeed," whispered the person peeking through the curtains.

curtains

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

“Nice meat curtains?” Really?

meat

 

[lanceGibs]

A meaty posterior purfectly raised.


Raised