Maria's Boobie poems thread

[BlueskyBeauty]

I hope you feel better soon. And look at the size of the fish in that net! Sad, little eyes staring out...

leave it to mz. homophobic herself to notice my little nips!

 

[BlueskyBeauty]

they look just fine to me

...and of course,leave it to the monkey to notice the rest!

 

[Tathagata]

...and of course,leave it to the monkey to notice the rest!

Hey...
That's an impressive set
If only I was a woman.....
( shut up Eve)

 

[flyguy69]

...and of course,leave it to the monkey to notice the rest!

Bluesky's presence I somehow missed
little fish eyes to be kissed
her orientation makes me cry
"Give hetero love just one more try!"

 

[WickedEve]

Hey...
That's an impressive set
If only I was a woman.....
( shut up Eve)

Okay, I'll shut up, but this is very painful for me.

oh... I look scary in that av!

 

[BlueskyBeauty]

Bluesky's presence I somehow missed
little fish eyes to be kissed
her orientation makes me cry
"Give hetero love just one more try!"

NO!!

 

[WickedEve]

Re: Like I could ignore a boob thread

Damn!

Now I’m dreaming of Maria’s boobies
Mango scented, brick-red rubies
Eve sends kids out of the house
Reveals a playground in her blouse
Sweet Angeline offers a nest
for nightingales upon her chest
Her husband’s cum makes love perverse,
yet Anna’s breasts I want to nurse
But even I no praises sing
for man-boobs in a speedo sling

Man boobs in a speedo sling... I will never be right again after reading that.


monkey, no comments on how I'm not right to start with!

 

[BlueskyBeauty]

Okay, I'll shut up, but this is very painful for me.

oh... I look scary in that av!

actually, you look rather inviting

run darling run!!

 

[BlueskyBeauty]

Hey...
That's an impressive set
If only I was a woman.....
( shut up Eve)

you're not even a man, you're a monkey..

i don't do animals..period!

 

[WickedEve]

actually, you look rather inviting

run darling run!!

I'm allergic to fish.
Hey, just think about flyguy in a pair of panties. Does that do anything for you?

 

[BlueskyBeauty]

I'm allergic to fish.
Hey, just think about flyguy in a pair of panties. Does that do anything for you?

if we're talking thongs worn on his head then yes..it does plenty!

...oh, and let's not confuse what head i'm talking about either!

 

[flyguy69]

I'm allergic to fish.
Hey, just think about flyguy in a pair of panties. Does that do anything for you?

If panties get me invited to Bluesky's fish camp, I'm off to Victoria's Secret Baitshop!

 

[WickedEve]

It's a beautiful thing when poetry and porn come together

buxom odes
nippled sonnets
tits caught in nets

pour me a poem
a cup or two
fish eyes and haiku


(okay, maybe not a beautiful thing)

 

[WickedEve]

If panties get me invited to Bluesky's fish camp, I'm off to Victoria's Secret Baitshop!

V.S. is a baitshop. They should be honest enough to change the name to that.

 

[BlueskyBeauty]

If panties get me invited to Bluesky's fish camp, I'm off to Victoria's Secret Baitshop!

you wouldn't like me now anyhow, i can't swallow!

 

[flyguy69]

V.S. is a baitshop. They should be honest enough to change the name to that.

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man how to fish, and he'll blow the grocery money on bustiers and garter belts

 

[WickedEve]

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man how to fish, and he'll blow the grocery money on bustiers and garter belts

Ah, wise words.

 

[flyguy69]

Ah, wise words.

Yes, I occasionally crack wise.

I just noticed that I have lost my virginity; who will love me now?

 

[WickedEve]

Yes, I occasionally crack wise.

I just noticed that I have lost my virginity; who will love me now?

That's not something you simply notice. You may notice a wart, but not the loss of virginity.

 

[flyguy69]

That's not something you simply notice. You may notice a wart, but not the loss of virginity.

I didn't even notice who took it! Hopefully someone who needed it more than I.

 

[Angeline]

Re: Re: Like I could ignore a boob thread

Man boobs in a speedo sling... I will never be right again after reading that.


monkey, no comments on how I'm not right to start with!

Explain to my why the phrase "man boobs in a speedo sling" makes me think of sp? Can you do that? I don't think he had man boobs (not that I'd know, lol), but I can imagine an sp poem with that title.

 

[WickedEve]

Re: Re: Re: Like I could ignore a boob thread

Explain to my why the phrase "man boobs in a speedo sling" makes me think of sp? Can you do that? I don't think he had man boobs (not that I'd know, lol), but I can imagine an sp poem with that title.

ummm I'll send you a pm telling you why you thought of him. lol

 

[flyguy69]

Lycra lust

Man boobs
slung low for speed
have pliant weight
and too much Y
for me

 

[BooMerengue]

theres no one here
i'm home alone
i want to write
a little poem

i settle back
into my nest
undo my shirt
and lift a breast

my god it seems
it weighs a ton
for heft i lift
the other one

the creamy pounds
(oh yeah; they're large)
remind me of
a new york barge
(i dont know why)

the nipples now
all puffy pink
remind me of
a skating rink
(i dont know why)

i sit up straight
and see my plants
and tuck the boobs
back in my pants

and standing up
wish i could rob
a bank and get
a nice boob job
(i dont know why)

 

[WickedEve]

i sit up straight
and see my plants
and tuck the boobs
back in my pants

They're slung low for speed like flyguy's.