Married and having fun....

throbingpussy said:
Baby.......I've asked you to call me when you've got the door closed to "work". I can be very inspirational;)

Oooops. My bad.

See, I closed the door and pulled up some PMs you sent me. I soon became dizzy. I fell and hit my head. My secretary found me hours later. Naked from the waist down, slumped over my desk, cock in hand, muttering "Drama Minx Throbing Pussy.Drama Minx Throbing Pussy." Anyway, having seen the light, I must change my ways.

From now on, no more late night PMs about going down on you. No more telling you how hard you make me. No more shots of rum from between your tits. No more making sure the scarves on your wrists are tightly tied to the bedposts.

I'm a reformed man. From now on its long walks on the beach, reading sonnets to one another, and gentle handholding.
 
bobsacamano said:
Oooops. My bad.

See, I closed the door and pulled up some PMs you sent me. I soon became dizzy. I fell and hit my head. My secretary found me hours later. Naked from the waist down, slumped over my desk, cock in hand, muttering "Drama Minx Throbing Pussy.Drama Minx Throbing Pussy." Anyway, having seen the light, I must change my ways.

From now on, no more late night PMs about going down on you. No more telling you how hard you make me. No more shots of rum from between your tits. No more making sure the scarves on your wrists are tightly tied to the bedposts.

I'm a reformed man. From now on its long walks on the beach, reading sonnets to one another, and gentle handholding.

Wow. I hate it when that happens.


Is your secretary hot?
 
bobsacamano said:
Oooops. My bad.

See, I closed the door and pulled up some PMs you sent me. I soon became dizzy. I fell and hit my head. My secretary found me hours later. Naked from the waist down, slumped over my desk, cock in hand, muttering "Drama Minx Throbing Pussy.Drama Minx Throbing Pussy." Anyway, having seen the light, I must change my ways.

From now on, no more late night PMs about going down on you. No more telling you how hard you make me. No more shots of rum from between your tits. No more making sure the scarves on your wrists are tightly tied to the bedposts.

I'm a reformed man. From now on its long walks on the beach, reading sonnets to one another, and gentle handholding.


NO! NOOOO!! ABORT REFORMATION PROCESS!! ABORT!

Walking on the beach and sonnets are great love, but I NEED my horny Bob! Sorry about the whole falling and hiting your head bit. But for the love of God, don't change!!!!

This is of the utmost importance!! You must be careful when stroking your hard cock, half naked in your office, readind sexy PM's from me!! Shall I get you one of those Med Alert bracelet things? Then you can alert help and be found in a compromising position by a professional, instead of your secretary. BTW She had best keep her hands off my man! Damn dusty pussy bitch!
 
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throbingpussy said:
NO! NOOOO!! ABORT REFORMATION PROCESS!! ABORT!

Walking on the beach and sonnets are great love, but I NEED my horny Bob!

I once knew a girl who said that, but she meant her Battery Operated Boyfriend.
 
firespin said:
I once knew a girl who said that, but she meant her Battery Operated Boyfriend.


Bob is no Battery Operated Boyfriend!! He's a living, breathing, sexy, loving, funny, multiple orgasm giving, master tongue fucking, one of a kind individual!
 
throbingpussy said:
Bob is no Battery Operated Boyfriend!! He's a living, breathing, sexy, loving, funny, multiple orgasm giving, master tongue fucking, one of a kind individual!

I think you meant to say "was"...he's now a beach walkin, sonnet readin', handholdin' sensitive new age guy. Or so he says. ;) He's not here now because he's getting a perm and buying some elevator music.

I'll go ponder the whole "master tongue fucking" thing though, that sounds interesting. Academically speaking, of course.
 
firespin said:
I think you meant to say "was"...he's now a beach walkin, sonnet readin', handholdin' sensitive new age guy. Or so he says. ;) He's not here now because he's getting a perm and buying some elevator music.

I'll go ponder the whole "master tongue fucking" thing though, that sounds interesting. Academically speaking, of course.




Nooooooooo!!! Please say that you didn't actually witness my sexy Bob getting a......*whispers* perm! I have to stay strong and believe that he would never do anything so heinous as going against his sexually sadistic ways.
Bob......wherever you are love.....return to me perm and elevator music free! This I beg of you. Kisses!
 
throbingpussy said:
Nooooooooo!!! Please say that you didn't actually witness my sexy Bob getting a......*whispers* perm! I have to stay strong and believe that he would never do anything so heinous as going against his sexually sadistic ways.
Bob......wherever you are love.....return to me perm and elevator music free! This I beg of you. Kisses!

Wow, excellent begging technique! While you're down on your knees, there is something you could help me with, while you're waiting for "Bobbi", as he prefers to be called now... ;)
 
firespin said:
Wow, excellent begging technique! While you're down on your knees, there is something you could help me with, while you're waiting for "Bobbi", as he prefers to be called now... ;)


I shall not allow this flagrant defamation of my beloved to continue! Cease of your ill words with all due haste!!
 
TP,
I'll still be your coin operated boy anytime my belle. I quit the reformation process. The perm didn't stick, I got sand in my toes, and I cannot read so the whole sonnet thing didn't go over very well. So from here on out, I'll greedily resume the position between your legs. "Master tongue fucking," ahhhh, you say the sweetest things. Even Reformed-Bob blushed at that one. This Bob just licks his lips and dives under the covers to lick yours.
Bob
 
bobsacamano said:
TP,
I'll still be your coin operated boy anytime my belle. I quit the reformation process. The perm didn't stick, I got sand in my toes, and I cannot read so the whole sonnet thing didn't go over very well. So from here on out, I'll greedily resume the position between your legs. "Master tongue fucking," ahhhh, you say the sweetest things. Even Reformed-Bob blushed at that one. This Bob just licks his lips and dives under the covers to lick yours.
Bob



Oh, Thank God! Crisis Averted!

Here I sit in all black, already mourning the loss of my sex fiend, true love. *sighhhh.......shedding my mourning black attire*
I'll attribute you're temporary loss of sanity to the overwhelming abundance of alcohol the we both consumed over the weekend.

Glad to have you back love! Kisses! ;)
 
throbingpussy said:
Oh, Thank God! Crisis Averted!

Here I sit in all black, already mourning the loss of my sex fiend, true love. *sighhhh.......shedding my mourning black attire*
I'll attribute you're temporary loss of sanity to the overwhelming abundance of alcohol the we both consumed over the weekend.

Glad to have you back love! Kisses! ;)
Yes, your black attire looks absolutlely stunning on the floor below you. Come here love and give me some lovin! :). I need to hold your warm naked body against mine.
 
bobsacamano said:
Yes, your black attire looks absolutlely stunning on the floor below you. Come here love and give me some lovin! :). I need to hold your warm naked body against mine.


I'm all yours love! It feels so good to have your amazinf body against mine again!
What's your poison tonight? Some leisurely play, or some rough fucking? Either suit me fine;)
 
throbingpussy said:
I'm all yours love! It feels so good to have your amazinf body against mine again!
What's your poison tonight? Some leisurely play, or some rough fucking? Either suit me fine;)

In the interest of ensuring I don't have a relapse, we'd better enjoy some rough, bed shakin', rib breakin', pussy quakin', neighbor wakin', sweat makin', video takin', lower back achin', daddy brings home the bacon, no "O"-fakin', fingernails rakin' fucking.
 
bobsacamano said:
In the interest of ensuring I don't have a relapse, we'd better enjoy some rough, bed shakin', rib breakin', pussy quakin', neighbor wakin', sweat makin', video takin', lower back achin', daddy brings home the bacon, no "O"-fakin', fingernails rakin' fucking.


OMG!! Take me, I'm yours! That's some serious fucking!! I love you baby!
 
throbingpussy said:
OMG!! Take me, I'm yours! That's some serious fucking!! I love you baby!

Not quite Yeats but I'll settle for being called Longfellow. :). Dig those sharp nails deeper babycakes. I'd like a subtle reminder tomorrow at work.
 
bobsacamano said:
Not quite Yeats but I'll settle for being called Longfellow. :). Dig those sharp nails deeper babycakes. I'd like a subtle reminder tomorrow at work.
just don't be a slave to the rhyme scheme.
 
snake0067 said:
just don't be a slave to the rhyme scheme.

Godd advice and heeded. I'll just be a slave to TP. (At least until she tries to get me to wear her french maid outfit and clean house while she watches her stories.)
 
bobsacamano said:
Godd advice and heeded. I'll just be a slave to TP. (At least until she tries to get me to wear her french maid outfit and clean house while she watches her stories.)

Men never want to help with the housework.
 
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