Married and having fun....

[vibes]

You can go without the thong baby! Just clean quietly so I can still hear my "stories". lol!

You should read them aloud

 

[throbingpussy]

You should read them aloud

Actually, by "stories", I'm fairly certain that Bob was making a 1950's, old lady like reference to a television show. Considering that he knows that I'm a bit of a tv addict, it would fit

 

[throbingpussy]

Not quite Yeats but I'll settle for being called Longfellow. . Dig those sharp nails deeper babycakes. I'd like a subtle reminder tomorrow at work.

Aaaahhhhhhh........I just got it! Longfellow! From Mr. Deeds and his rhyming greeting cards!

I know I'm rather slow. It was the Yeats thing that threw me. *still trying to figure that one out???*

 

[vibes]

Actually, by "stories", I'm fairly certain that Bob was making a 1950's, old lady like reference to a television show. Considering that he knows that I'm a bit of a tv addict, it would fit

uhm ... nonetheless, I'm sure you could read aloud some suitable 'stories' while *he* does the chores wearing no thong

 

[firespin]

Aaaahhhhhhh........I just got it! Longfellow! From Mr. Deeds and his rhyming greeting cards!

I know I'm rather slow. It was the Yeats thing that threw me. *still trying to figure that one out???*

I think Yeats writes porn...his poems have names like "The Second Coming"

 

[throbingpussy]

I think Yeats writes porn...his poems have names like "The Second Coming"

Ohhhh.....That would explain why Bob is such a fan! But, he can cum way more than twice

 

[bobsacamano]

How's your day going TP? Any drama to speak of?

 

[throbingpussy]

How's your day going TP? Any drama to speak of?

Ok baby. How are you?
No real drama. Just a lit stalker. No worries. I can hold my own.

 

[Screname56]

wish i had a stalker

 

[firespin]

Ok baby. How are you?
No real drama. Just a lit stalker. No worries. I can hold my own.

Hey! That's my job.

Holding your own that is.

Possibly stalking.

 

[bobsacamano]

Ok baby. How are you?
No real drama. Just a lit stalker. No worries. I can hold my own.

Is this the "nice boobies" stalker? . There's a special place in my heart for lit stalkers but I especially love the Yahoo IM stalkers: "I know you're online". "Yeah, I changed my screenname". "I still want to pee on you". Etc.

My yahoo/lit stalker troubles seem sooooo long ago I forgot my old screen name - but don't you dare spill it if you remember it. There's only room in my life for one Drama Minx. Well, two, actually but only if its your Cheeky twin....

Oh and I expect you will send me a freshly baked batch of Go Mizzou mojo...

 

[throbingpussy]

Is this the "nice boobies" stalker? . There's a special place in my heart for lit stalkers but I especially love the Yahoo IM stalkers: "I know you're online". "Yeah, I changed my screenname". "I still want to pee on you". Etc.

My yahoo/lit stalker troubles seem sooooo long ago I forgot my old screen name - but don't you dare spill it if you remember it. There's only room in my life for one Drama Minx. Well, two, actually but only if its your Cheeky twin....

Oh and I expect you will send me a freshly baked batch of Go Mizzou mojo...

Indeed it is Mr. "nice boobs"! Take a clue!
*trying desperately to remember your old screen name! I think I drank away that portion of my brain......*
If only my cheeky twin would return!
I'll be baking all day tomorrow love. You'll get all the mojo I can come up with!
Kisses baby!

 

[youknowyoulike]

Indeed it is Mr. "nice boobs"! Take a clue!
*trying desperately to remember your old screen name! I think I drank away that portion of my brain......*
If only my cheeky twin would return!
I'll be baking all day tomorrow love. You'll get all the mojo I can come up with!
Kisses baby!

Another reason to move south!

 

[bobsacamano]

The reason.

Go Tigers

 

[bobsacamano]

TP-
I need that fresh baked mojo. Stat.
The Bobster

 

[throbingpussy]

TP-
I need that fresh baked mojo. Stat.
The Bobster

No No Noooooooo!! Not Bobster! Just Bob! This is serious. You cannot share a nickname with hubby.
Now. I think I sent the mojo in the wrong direction love. It appears to be working against us. I did my best

 

[Shimp]

Mojo, did someone say mojo....Im selling it $5.96 a bottle.

 

[bobsacamano]

No No Noooooooo!! Not Bobster! Just Bob! This is serious. You cannot share a nickname with hubby.
Now. I think I sent the mojo in the wrong direction love. It appears to be working against us. I did my best

......Ooh, fuck! When drunk, it sounded llikesuch a cute nickname. Like one a little boy would use. Sobering up and realizing I cursed your mojo! Ahhhhhh Nooooooooo. The horror. The horror.

What's done is done. Spilled milk. All that jazz. I'll retire the Bobster moniker.

So, did you have a reasont to yell out "Bobster! Don't stop" last night?

 

[throbingpussy]

......Ooh, fuck! When drunk, it sounded llikesuch a cute nickname. Like one a little boy would use. Sobering up and realizing I cursed your mojo! Ahhhhhh Nooooooooo. The horror. The horror.

What's done is done. Spilled milk. All that jazz. I'll retire the Bobster moniker.

So, did you have a reasont to yell out "Bobster! Don't stop" last night?

If you're referring to hubby "Bobster", then no. Does he ever give me a reason to scream his name?
But, I was moaning in my sleep apparently. "Mmmmm.....Bob.....Yes love.....Ohhhhh, harder baby.....fuck me Bob......I need you....."

 

[firespin]

If you're referring to hubby "Bobster", then no. Does he ever give me a reason to scream his name?
But, I was moaning in my sleep apparently. "Mmmmm.....Bob.....Yes love.....Ohhhhh, harder baby.....fuck me Bob......I need you....."

Interesting arrangement, your boyfriend has same name as your husband. Simplifies what to call out in the heat of the moment

Did you include that in your personal ad way back when?

 

[bobsacamano]

Interesting arrangement, your boyfriend has same name as your husband. Simplifies what to call out in the heat of the moment

Did you include that in your personal ad way back when?

I must say TP's idea was utterly brilliant. As a result, I'm trying to get my wifey to go by Throbbing Pussy. I keep dropping it casually into conversation. "I took the trash out, Throbbing Pussy, "Throbbing Pussy, your mom's on the phone.". Sadly it doesn't seem to sick. So when I yell "Throbbing Pussy, fuck me fuck me fuck me!" from the depths of sleep, the wifey gets suspicious.

 

[throbingpussy]

I must say TP's idea was utterly brilliant. As a result, I'm trying to get my wifey to go by Throbbing Pussy. I keep dropping it casually into conversation. "I took the trash out, Throbbing Pussy, "Throbbing Pussy, your mom's on the phone.". Sadly it doesn't seem to sick. So when I yell "Throbbing Pussy, fuck me fuck me fuck me!" from the depths of sleep, the wifey gets suspicious.

Has wifey given you a reason to scream while awake lately? Or is she a nightmare whether your asleep or not?
I kinda doubt she's going to take to the Throbingpussy name. Just too much for her to handle

 

[NGrove1975]

Just dropping by to see who's out and about.

 

[bobsacamano]

Wife gives me daily reasons to scream, just not the ecstacy-induced screaming. More like the "I'm losing my mind" screaming. And yes, unless I win the lotto, the TP name would be inaccurate anyway. The ring I put on her finger seems to have cut off her circulation below the waist.

 

[throbingpussy]

Wife gives me daily reasons to scream, just not the ecstacy-induced screaming. More like the "I'm losing my mind" screaming. And yes, unless I win the lotto, the TP name would be inaccurate anyway. The ring I put on her finger seems to have cut off her circulation below the waist.

*frantically struggling to remove my rings!* Dear God! Tell me that she just had a terrible reaction to the gold or platinum! It's not catching is it?! Wait! I forgot. She's just fridgid. No need for me to worry