Maryland is for lovers?

[SluggerOToole]

There is also the hope of finding real life erotica too. That would definitely make the day more exciting. lol

Indeed it would!
Here's hoping for some excitement! Cheers!

 

[kerrblue13]

I went to high school and worked in Maryland. I couldn't stand the traffic back then and when I returned 30 years and 6 lanes later, it was still horrible. I realize traffic is bad in most big cities, but it made me thankful I don't have to drive in that mess everyday. Don't know how you folks do it.

 

[Elgirldani]

Just checking in after a few days away(been posting more in my personal thread) and what do I find? Everyone complaining about our state being boring?! When the weather can change on a dime and you never know when to get gas in your car because as soon as you do it’s sure to drop in price(although I suspect that’s anywhere)? Shame on you all, that’s enough excitement to last me for weeks

 

[StarGazer58]

I went to high school and worked in Maryland. I couldn't stand the traffic back then and when I returned 30 years and 6 lanes later, it was still horrible. I realize traffic is bad in most big cities, but it made me thankful I don't have to drive in that mess everyday. Don't know how you folks do it.

That is why I am a grumpy old man. Lol

 

[StarGazer58]

Just checking in after a few days away(been posting more in my personal thread) and what do I find? Everyone complaining about our state being boring?! When the weather can change on a dime and you never know when to get gas in your car because as soon as you do it’s sure to drop in price(although I suspect that’s anywhere)? Shame on you all, that’s enough excitement to last me for weeks

So we have gone from golf and weather to pumping gas. I don't know how I will keep from fainting from the excitement. Lol. That does it, I am posting pictures of my garden tomorrow. I will show everyone what excitement is.

 

[Elgirldani]

So we have gone from golf and weather to pumping gas. I don't know how I will keep from fainting from the excitement. Lol. That does it, I am posting pictures of my garden tomorrow. I will show everyone what excitement is.

Oooh, I like gardens!

 

[StarGazer58]

Oooh, I like gardens!

You might not be able to contain yourself after I post some pics tomorrow. Lol

 

[Elgirldani]

You might not be able to contain yourself after I post some pics tomorrow. Lol

You never know, maybe!

 

[StarGazer58]

You never know, maybe!

Up late tonight. You laying in bed posting to Lit?

 

[Elgirldani]

Up late tonight. You laying in bed posting to Lit?

Yup. And watching a fishing show. I know, I know, it’s not on the level of golf or anything. Just painting a picture of how exciting my night is.

 

[StarGazer58]

Yup. And watching a fishing show. I know, I know, it’s not on the level of golf or anything. Just painting a picture of how exciting my night is.

Lol, well I am sitting on the couch and was watching a Korean drama reading the subtitles so my night is along the same line as yours. Surprise, surprise I was watching the US Open golf tournament earlier. You going fishing anytime soon?

 

[Elgirldani]

Lol, well I am sitting on the couch and was watching a Korean drama reading the subtitles so my night is along the same line as yours. Surprise, surprise I was watching the US Open golf tournament earlier. You going fishing anytime soon?

Lol, oh is the US Open happening? I didn’t realize.

No, I don’t fish. But I’m obsessed with the show River Monsters at the moment.

 

[kerrblue13]

Lol, well I am sitting on the couch and was watching a Korean drama reading the subtitles so my night is along the same line as yours. Surprise, surprise I was watching the US Open golf tournament earlier. You going fishing anytime soon?

Enjoyed your story. Just curious, how did you pick the name Mindy? Also, I can’t open your pics via the link, am I doing something wrong?

 

[LoquiSordidaAdMe]

Ugh! Trying to head across the Wilson bridge into NoVA for the day, but a crash has traffic backed up for miles. Looks like I wasted my early start.

 

[StarGazer58]

Enjoyed your story. Just curious, how did you pick the name Mindy? Also, I can’t open your pics via the link, am I doing something wrong?

Glad you enjoyed my story. I have others experiences to write about but just never seem to have time to put pen to to paper so to speak. That was her name.

I took down all my pics. Rather than attracting women I was getting hits from guys but I don't play for that team. Lol. I did have a request and tried to post some new ones the other day but they were too large so was not able.

 

[StarGazer58]

Ugh! Trying to head across the Wilson bridge into NoVA for the day, but a crash has traffic backed up for miles. Looks like I wasted my early start.

As soon as people get on the beltway they get the gas peddle and brake mixed up. I hate that fricking bridge. Even when I know where I am going I use waze to warn me of traffic ahead because too many people in the DMZ got their drivers license at the 2 for 1 sale at Wal-Mart.

 

[sfxx18]

Westminster MD. Welcome all!

I use to live in Westminster in the 60s. I went to Robert Morton Elementary 1968-1971.

 

[miami3some]

So tell me, Maryland Literotica users, what is your favorite Literotica story categories? What category do you check most often? And how do you prefer to search for stories- by category or by author?

We love the “loving wives” category but only the real stories. Most seem fake and we move from those quickly. Having been in the lifestyle for over a decade we can spot real from fake pretty damn quick.

 

[miami3some]

My current/favorite fantasy is to find myself in a MMF threesome -- preferably with a married couple who wants to heat things up a bit -- and to go all night, no holds barred, so that everyone gets to satisfy everyone else.

Those are always fun. With the right person or couple if chemistry is there, those experiences are truly the best for the woman and couple as the husband gets to see his wife be the prom star.

 

[miami3some]

Definitely spicier than my restaurant question.

Favorite fantasy, hmm... I suppose at the moment the one I keep coming back to is exhibitionism. Having a crowd of people cheering me on and shouting encouragement while I'm having sex. The thought of that kind of energy driving me makes my head swim. Unfortunately I don't really have the kind of body that anybody really wants to watch. So I'll settle for writing about it and trying to capture the sensation in words.

The wildest thing I've actually done. Probably shagging up against a hotel window overlooking Niagra Falls. Maybe I've had this exhibitionist kink for a while, but we were a dozen stories up and I really doubt we could be seen.

Try going to a swingers club. You’ll be surprised how much fun they can be. Follow the rules and etiquette and you’ll meet lots of people and might get invited to join a couple or other single.

 

[miami3some]

I am definitely straight. That is why I took all of my pics off my pic thread because I was getting lots of hits from the gay guys.

I cannot say I have done anything really wild. Sex on the beach, sex on the motel lawn, sex in the car, sex in the hot tub, one night pickups, just standard stuff. Love fingering a woman while driving on a trip but cannot really consider that wild. Never done any bondage, not into pain, golden showers and that kind of stuff. No interest in doing the pony thing, being ball gagged or hanging from the ceiling.

Would like to try a FFM threesome and a Dom/Sub relationship but doubt either will ever happen. There is a Trapeze sex club in Atlanta I would like to visit but doubt I will ever do that either. Probably my biggest fantasy would be finding an attractive women for a FWB relationship, no strings attached but that will probably also remain a fantasy.

There are a few clubs here in MD. Tabu in Baltimore and Shadow in Hyatsville are two clubs you should check out. Florida is the best though. South Florida specifically. If you’re ever down there check out Miami Velvet and Trapeze. Highly recommend both. Velvet is the best out of the two.

 

[StarGazer58]

There are a few clubs here in MD. Tabu in Baltimore and Shadow in Hyatsville are two clubs you should check out. Florida is the best though. South Florida specifically. If you’re ever down there check out Miami Velvet and Trapeze. Highly recommend both. Velvet is the best out of the two.

I have heard of Trapeze in Atlanta but have never there. I don't think most clubs are too welcoming to single men.

 

[miami3some]

I have heard of Trapeze in Atlanta but have never there. I don't think most clubs are too welcoming to single men.

All clubs have couples only nights plus single women, but also night when single men are allowed. There is a big mfm thing in the lifestyle. Believe it or not, not all guys can perform when being watched, many don’t get that they are being invited for the pleasure of the woman and not theirs, so they blow it and don’t get invited back. Read about it, understand what it’s all about and you’ll make friends and some may be ongoing friendships.

 

[CA313]

Lol, oh is the US Open happening? I didn’t realize.

No, I don’t fish. But I’m obsessed with the show River Monsters at the moment.

Good show, though soon you realize there are only a handful of fish he catches, prehistoric catfish like fish, things with sharp teeth, etc.....

But the build up is always good!

 

[StarGazer58]

So this is for anyone having trouble sleeping tonight. This should be a snooze fest but this is for EL.

String beans

Zucchini

Cucumbers

Tomatoes