Mass Effect: Normandy Renegade

[DormantEvil]

Sorry about that.

Going through a rough time getting online at the moment. And posting is difficult.

I probably won't be getting online for a couple of weeks, in the mean time...feel free to make Shepard the NPC for once. XD

I don't mind.

Otherwise she is free for someone to RP. And I am more than happy to fit in with another character later.

I might have dibs on Jack though.

 

[Dizzyfish]

I hope all is well Dorment. :3 I wouldn't
want the creator of my new favorite RP
to be in any real distress. Luck and prayers
for you that you will return post date. <3

 

[DormantEvil]

I'll post in about 6 hours with the mission that is so important. So in the mean time, if you have something you wanted to RP on ship...get to it.

We'll be flying down to a planet not soon after the meeting.

 

[Dizzyfish]

Hi ya'll. Hope all is well today.
Monica is still sick.... been an
entire week. My lungs hurt. I
should go to the doctor........
should...........

 

[Avellan13]

Hi ya'll. Hope all is well today.
Monica is still sick.... been an
entire week. My lungs hurt. I
should go to the doctor........
should...........

I think you should go to the doctors. People who have injuries, problems, worries, and who don`t report them sometimes regret it later. If your lungs hurt every time you breath, then its probably serious

 

[Dizzyfish]

See, what I said was a lie. They
don't so much hurt as they do fill
up with mucus making it hard to
breath... it's weird. I feel fine when
I wake, but as the day progresses,
I start coughing up all this gunk.
Starting to get on my nerves... I might
have a serious cold. But I don't know.
XD

I thank you for the concern regardless.

 

[Dizzyfish]

OMG I am almost to a hundred posts
then I get my own Avatar and be cool
like all the cool kids I hang with around
here. :3

 

[Avellan13]

I'll post in about 6 hours with the mission that is so important. So in the mean time, if you have something you wanted to RP on ship...get to it.

We'll be flying down to a planet not soon after the meeting.

I wonder what the mission will be?

 

[Dizzyfish]

It's where we all get raped by husks,
and the Reaver sucks out our entrails
with black eyed peas and mayo while
at the same time suck on the resurrected
penis of Saren. :3

 

[DormantEvil]

I like how your mind works Dizzy.

 

[Dizzyfish]

-bows- Thank you, thank you.
I aim to please. Next on the list:
"How to train your Ardat Yakshi,"
once she goes black, you die.

 

[DormantEvil]

Sorry to anyone my absence has annoyed. Currently going through a tricky separation/divorce, so my mind is a little frayed (and feels flayed). Will be back shortly.

Feel free to RP the switch of Tali and Legion, and the shuttle trip. I have no extra details about the mission yet.

 

[Dizzyfish]

Aww. Bummer Dorment. I am sorry.
I know it doesn't mean much coming
from a complete stranger. But I hope
all works out for you in the end. :3

 

[RebelJap8O8]

And no worries about me..I'm that cannon fodder guy that is seriously injured/dies in a more serious mission...

 

[Nidhogg]

You've got a last name. You're already more established than the standard red shirt. With a last name and a backstory, you're contractually guaranteed to at least die in a dramatic or heroic fashion.

 

[Dizzyfish]

.....-sighs- We have already
been over this. Raped by husks,
entrails eaten by reavers, sucking
on Zombie Saren Penis. There is
no honorable heroic deaths in this
here bitch.

 

[Nidhogg]

Do you have any idea how much money we would make selling the video of the Husk-raping? We could get finally afford that pimped out paint job for the normandy and a hotter holographic image for EDI. If dying to give his friends a pimped out ship and a slutty hologram isn't heroic, then I don't know what is.

 

[DormantEvil]

I want EDI to look like Cortana.

Plain and Simple.

And I am Commander, so I get to pick.

 

[Nidhogg]

I think we can all agree to that.

 

[Dizzyfish]

I agree. And she has to say,
"How can I please you?" Instead
of, "How can I help?" It would be
much more kinky and get a better
reaction.... or a kinky one, either
way. She needs to say it...

 

[Nidhogg]

I have an idea for designing the planet and the compound. Instead of one person coming up with the whole thing, or us just making all of it up as we go along, maybe we could all just describe one part of it. Just a thought, you know. I kind of like the idea of having multiple levels of input on it. We could also just all take turns describing the whole thing.

I don't know, just trying to think of a way for us all to have fun with locations and planets.

 

[DormantEvil]

Works for me. Like passing the paper around class and writing one paragraph each. But more for what the place is going to look like.

 

[Nidhogg]

Exactly!

OK I've got something that is bugging me a lot in the thread though. How the hell did RebelJap808's character get a second M-920 Cain? Seriously. It was a prototype, designed by Cerberus, never used in any other military, is really expensive, and incredibly dangerous to everyone around it when it is fired. And it is not only another Cain, it is designed just for his character, a Normandy crew member, to use. On top of that, he got the Illusive Man to pay for a recharging station just for the Cain in the shuttle.

I like Baxter. I really do. I think he is like another Jack, and honestly, Jack needs more people that would actually get along with her. We all have to take liberties to make this go forward but there has to be a limit to them, right?

Alright, I feel better for getting that out there. If no one else is bothered by this I will shut up and not bring it up again.

 

[LeoHawk35]

I share your concern. A Cain is something that someone like Baxter, just a sargeant, shouldn't be able to acquire and have it specially made for him.

 

[RebelJap8O8]

Totally forgot this existed.
Anyways...I know we're all little underlings but can someone please take charge?
Yes, Derek is a simple Sergeant. Yes, he's like Jack...insubordinate, difficult, over violent, always on the ready to pop someone.
But the Alliance was able to keep him around somehow...right?
So figure it out *leaves it to you*