Melbourne (AUS)

[bluewater1000]

Personally, I prefer VHS.

That's only because I don't have any porn on DVD yet.

Speaking of which... anyone know how to translate *Oooohhhhhh* and *aaaahhhhhhhhhhh* from German to English?

well dont know about ahhhhh,,ohhhhhhhhhhh,, however OMG could be Gott in Himmel, or Mein Gott LOL,, of course cock could be Bratwurst,, LOL

 

[bluewater1000]

The Strip Continues

boxofrocks triumphantly gets off BW1000s pants,, stays in crouched position and rubs her mouth over the crotch of his undies

 

[doormouse]

Sorry to disappoint blueloo, but boxofrocks is MY slut.

 

[bluewater1000]

Sorry to disappoint blueloo, but boxofrocks is MY slut.

She wants me though, so tough ,,, grin

 

[bluewater1000]

The look FerociousKittycat gets when when thinking about a cigarette

 

[doormouse]

The look FerociousKittycat gets when when thinking about a cigarette

LMFAO!!!!

You are SOoOoooooooooo gone

 

[ferociouskittycat]

bluewater1000. No shrinkage... no shit

 

[bluewater1000]

Doormouses worst nightmare

Think of this look when in the right zone

 

[bluewater1000]

Parking Bicycles

Parking Bicycles takes on new meaning

 

[doormouse]

ewww what the fuck was that???

An operation gone wrong?????


Ewwww!!!!!!!

 

[bluewater1000]

I saw doormouse

This is the result

 

[bluewater1000]

69

I know that Doormouse and Ferociouskittycat have a thing together, however i think its a case of fantasy, Pleasure would be a strange business me thinks

 

[logan ross]

hey guys and girls
melbourne boy here. nice to see a thread of our own. keep up the good work.
logan.

 

[bluewater1000]

hey guys and girls
melbourne boy here. nice to see a thread of our own. keep up the good work.
logan.

welcome to the thread Logan Ross, please stick your oar in with your own brand of humour

 

[bluewater1000]

I am coming to the conclusion that Melbourne people are living up to the states name

 

[oztongue]

Hi guys Melbourne Guy

Finally a Melbourne thread that looks like fun

I havent been around for a while and just back so good to see you melbourne people havng fun being naughty

I live in Melb work in Geelong

love cfnm

Let the good time roll

 

[logan ross]

welcome to the thread Logan Ross, please stick your oar in with your own brand of humour

thanx blue, iwill.

 

[doormouse]

I'm back blueloo.

Your ass is fried when I find some good revenge pics

That goes for ferociouskittycat too LOL

 

[doormouse]

Try using both hands blueloo

 

[bluewater1000]

Re: Hi guys Melbourne Guy

Finally a Melbourne thread that looks like fun

I havent been around for a while and just back so good to see you melbourne people havng fun being naughty

I live in Melb work in Geelong

love cfnm

Let the good time roll

Good to have you aboard OZTONGUE, , a hellava trip to work each day Melb to Geelong

 

[bluewater1000]

Hey Doormouse!

I dont think thats going to work LOL

 

[doormouse]

Yet another clever mouse

 

[doormouse]

For your eyes only blueloo

 

[doormouse]

Blueloo was dying. His friend, doormouse, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face.
Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly.
"My darling doormouse," he whispered.
"Hush, my love," she said. "Rest. Shhh, don't talk."
In his tired voice, "I have something I must confess to you."
"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping doormouse. "Everything's all right, just go to sleep."
"No, no. I must die in peace, doormouse. I...I love you!"

"I know," doormouse whispered as she softly stroked his forehead. "Just let the poison work".

 

[bluewater1000]

so is this

Little does that idiot Doormouse know that the chees has been nobbled, and full body armour is needed, the head gear only prtects the head , not the neck,, ha ha ha ha LOL LOL LOL