Melbourne (AUS)

[doormouse]

Blueloo enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
Blueloo places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.
After a few strokes, Blueloo asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."

 

[bluewater1000]

Re barber shop Joke

Very droll LOL

 

[oztongue]

Re: Re: Hi guys Melbourne Guy

Good to have you aboard OZTONGUE, , a hellava trip to work each day Melb to Geelong

Blue a very bad trip around 180 klm per day

gives me time to switch off though.

Sad thing is I am getting used to it only been doing it for 2 months.

I think we should have a Melbourn Literotica party.

Could be good fun
what do ya think

 

[bluewater1000]

Waiting for Ferociouskittycat to make an appearance,, then again................................

 

[bluewater1000]

Re: Re: Re: Hi guys Melbourne Guy

Blue a very bad trip around 180 klm per day

gives me time to switch off though.

Sad thing is I am getting used to it only been doing it for 2 months.

I think we should have a Melbourn Literotica party.

Could be good fun
what do ya think

Good idea the only problem is there seems to be only 3-4 of us, and then its just guys, so it would be a bit dull LOL

 

[doormouse]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hi guys Melbourne Guy

Good idea the only problem is there seems to be only 3-4 of us, and then its just guys, so it would be a bit dull LOL

Well if I'm male, I have the weirdest looking 'innie' for a penis!!

 

[bluewater1000]

Like 3some, but not that ratio LOL LOL

 

[doormouse]

Hey Blueloo,

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

 

[bluewater1000]

32 posts to go,, i need to start thinking of an Avatar

 

[bluewater1000]

Hey Blueloo,

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Buy him some? LOL now thats getting kinky LOL LOL

 

[bluewater1000]

DOORMOUSE, how does one put a link into SIGLINE?,, i tried it, and it came out as the address, but wouldnt link

 

[ferociouskittycat]

Hey Blueloo,

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Tell ya later

 

[ferociouskittycat]

<a href="Your URL">Blueloo's wank shots </a>

Copy and paste into your profile filling in the red with your own info.

 

[bluewater1000]

<a href="Your URL">Blueloo's wank shots </a>

Copy and paste into your profile filling in the red with your own info.

HHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMM that didnt work,, bugger LOL

 

[bluewater1000]

HHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMM that didnt work,, bugger LOL

Correction it did work,, thanks Kitty,, now come here and get your reward,, grin

 

[ferociouskittycat]

Oooo only 28 more posts blueloo

I'm sure you can crap on some more to hit the big 100

 

[bluewater1000]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hi guys Melbourne Guy

Well if I'm male, I have the weirdest looking 'innie' for a penis!!

Bluewater1000 checks out the Doormouse innie,,,wonders how far up it goes, inserts fingers,, yum, yum yum yum

 

[ferociouskittycat]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hi guys Melbourne Guy

Bluewater1000 checks out the Doormouse innie,,,wonders how far up it goes, inserts fingers,, yum, yum yum yum

I wanna watch you lick those fingers clean

 

[bluewater1000]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hi guys Melbourne Guy

I wanna watch you lick those fingers clean

Not only, but also, yum yum yum,,

 

[bluewater1000]

bobofrocks, where are you

now where were we,, oh Yes,, BW1000 grabs the head of bobofrocks, and rubs his undies over her face, she pants, wanting more, so reaches up with her hand, and pulls down his undies.......

 

[oztongue]

Melb Party

Looks like there are only a few of us blue
But not all blokes (well at least I don't think so)

Guys tell me is it an offence to wank while driving ?

 

[bluewater1000]

Re: Melb Party

Looks like there are only a few of us blue
But not all blokes (well at least I don't think so)

Guys tell me is it an offence to wank while driving ?

Unless it reaches your ears and is mistaken for a mobile phone , i dont think so. LOL LOL

 

[doormouse]

Re: Re: Melb Party

Unless it reaches your ears and is mistaken for a mobile phone , i dont think so. LOL LOL

*perk*

 

[bluewater1000]

Re: Re: Re: Melb Party

*perk*

Dont know why your PERKING up,, grin.. your kitty doesnt even know whats on your on its head LOL LOL LOL

 

[doormouse]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Melb Party

Dont know why your PERKING up,, grin.. your kitty doesnt even know whats on your on its head LOL LOL LOL

She told me to sit on her face... guess I just aimed wrong