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To all our friends,both new and old and to those friends we havent met yet
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MERRY CHRISTMAS playgrounders
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Abner Devereaux
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A Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year to you and your family .
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omahaman2 said:Thank you from one cards fan to another!!
May you receive a Kiss bowling ball this year.
Thanks. I'll be wishing for a World Championship next season for The Cardinals as well.
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Happy Holidays to all my friends
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Wishing everyone . . . Merry Christmas & Happy New Year !
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It's not Chrsitmas yet!!!! I want presents! I mean...I want to give presents....
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Merry Christmas Oman and Jenny, and everyone.
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ThaNk you everyone for the Christmas wishes everyone for jenny and I personally and also for all the playgrounders!!
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or the secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
May you have a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped to make USA the uniquely wonderful place that it is (not to imply that USA is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, political belief, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and the warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
In other words.... A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or the secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
May you have a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped to make USA the uniquely wonderful place that it is (not to imply that USA is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, political belief, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and the warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
In other words.... A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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Santa Stats
There are currently 78 people named S. Claus
living in the U.S. -- and one Kriss Kringle.
(You gotta wonder about that one kid's parents)
December is the most popular month for nose jobs.
Weight of Santa's sleigh loaded with one Beanie Baby
for every kid on earth: 333,333 tons.
Number of reindeer required to pull a 333,333-ton s
sleigh: 214,206 -- plus Rudolph.
Average wage of a mall Santa: $11 an hour.
With real beard: $20.
To deliver his gifts in one night, Santa would have to
make 822.6 visits per second, sleighing at 3,000 times
the speed of sound.
At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame
instantaneously.
There are currently 78 people named S. Claus
living in the U.S. -- and one Kriss Kringle.
(You gotta wonder about that one kid's parents)
December is the most popular month for nose jobs.
Weight of Santa's sleigh loaded with one Beanie Baby
for every kid on earth: 333,333 tons.
Number of reindeer required to pull a 333,333-ton s
sleigh: 214,206 -- plus Rudolph.
Average wage of a mall Santa: $11 an hour.
With real beard: $20.
To deliver his gifts in one night, Santa would have to
make 822.6 visits per second, sleighing at 3,000 times
the speed of sound.
At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame
instantaneously.
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O, thank you very much.omahaman2 said:
That is beautiful.
Merry Christmas, to you and yours, omaha.
From my home to yours.
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From my home to yours.
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OMAN
STILL THE SAME SWEET, ROMANTIC MAN.
I WISH YOU AND JEN ALL THE BEST FOR THE HOLIDAYS, AND FOR THE NEW YEAR.
WHEN IS YOUR WEDDING DATE??? LOL. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOREVER FOR THE TWO OF YOU TO SET THE DATE!!
HUGS KISSES SWEET MAN, AND GIVE JEN GREAT BIG HUG FROM ME
ALWAYS,
GOLDEN EYES (DONNA)
STILL THE SAME SWEET, ROMANTIC MAN.
I WISH YOU AND JEN ALL THE BEST FOR THE HOLIDAYS, AND FOR THE NEW YEAR.WHEN IS YOUR WEDDING DATE??? LOL. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOREVER FOR THE TWO OF YOU TO SET THE DATE!!
HUGS KISSES SWEET MAN, AND GIVE JEN GREAT BIG HUG FROM ME
ALWAYS,
GOLDEN EYES (DONNA)
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I'm sure this will be on everyone's Christmas List . . .
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LET IT BE KNOWN
Holiday trees? That's not right- X's for Christ? Supreme Court rulings? Religious fights? Well let it be known, there's no X's in CHRISTmas- And my Scene of Nativity can be viewed day or night
If you don't like the way that I choose to pray- My suggestion to you; is just look the other way- You can call your tree whatever you want- but mine is for CHRISTmas; and Jesus' Birthday
All the judgments and lawyers; Not the ACLU- will change my mind; and I don't care if they sue- They can have my bills; 'Cause that's all I got- just make sure they pay'em before they come due!
Many good men died; So that my rights be preserved- My Freedom to choose the God I serve- So let it be known there are no X's in CHRISTmas- And only God I still Trust; with my federal reserve
I won't put your X's where my CHRIST belongs- and I'll sing his name in my CHRISTmas songs- Let it be known; It's my CHRISTmas too- And I personally don't care who thinks it's wrong
Holiday trees? That's not right- X's for Christ? Supreme Court rulings? Religious fights? Well let it be known, there's no X's in CHRISTmas- And my Scene of Nativity can be viewed day or night
If you don't like the way that I choose to pray- My suggestion to you; is just look the other way- You can call your tree whatever you want- but mine is for CHRISTmas; and Jesus' Birthday
All the judgments and lawyers; Not the ACLU- will change my mind; and I don't care if they sue- They can have my bills; 'Cause that's all I got- just make sure they pay'em before they come due!
Many good men died; So that my rights be preserved- My Freedom to choose the God I serve- So let it be known there are no X's in CHRISTmas- And only God I still Trust; with my federal reserve
I won't put your X's where my CHRIST belongs- and I'll sing his name in my CHRISTmas songs- Let it be known; It's my CHRISTmas too- And I personally don't care who thinks it's wrong
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Kids' Interpretations of Christmas Carol Lyrics
- Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly.
- We three kings of porridge and tar.
- On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me.
- Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.
- He's makin' a list, chicken and rice.
- Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.
- With the jelly toast proclaim.
- Olive, the other reindeer.
- Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say.
- Sleep in heavenly peas.
- In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is
sparse and brown.
- You'll go down in Listerine.
- Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay.
- O come, froggy faithful.
- You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require."
- Good tidings we bring to you and your kid.
- Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly.
- We three kings of porridge and tar.
- On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me.
- Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.
- He's makin' a list, chicken and rice.
- Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.
- With the jelly toast proclaim.
- Olive, the other reindeer.
- Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say.
- Sleep in heavenly peas.
- In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is
sparse and brown.
- You'll go down in Listerine.
- Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay.
- O come, froggy faithful.
- You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require."
- Good tidings we bring to you and your kid.
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How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas? Because they were originally made for children but Dad wants to play with them.
Why does Santa wear red underwear? Because he's a man - he did all his laundry in one load.
What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden? Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic!
What do you call a teenager who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus!
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas? Because they were originally made for children but Dad wants to play with them.
Why does Santa wear red underwear? Because he's a man - he did all his laundry in one load.
What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden? Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic!
What do you call a teenager who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus!
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS to all......I hope that everyone has a wonderful and safe holiday season.
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