MG's Dubious Dictionary

[Svenskaflicka]

Ooh, I think I saw that illustrated in one of BS's AVs. P.

ROFL


No, dear, that was a blackroot!

 

[MathGirl]

Originally posted by Svenskaflicka As a Swede, and familiar with the thing in question, I must inform you that you've misunderstood the whole thing, MG.

Dear Sven...ska,
I stand corrected. I'll check with you before describing any such device in the future.
MG
Ps. Perdita: I didn't get anything from BS.

TRIPHOTRIPSIS: An advertising scheme in which the goods, services, or views of three paid sponsors are presented in one picture. In the example attached, the viewer is exposed to promotions for patriotism, Weight Watchers, and Dave's Tatoo and Piercing Emporium.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Don't forget Hemanent's Dye-Your-Hair-At-Home kit!

 

[minsue]

Ps. Perdita: I didn't get anything from BS.

Thank god for small favors.

- Mindy

 

[Guest]

Thank god for small favors.

Min, I love it when laughs get passed around. You just cracked me up, thanks.

Perdita

 

[shereads]

Dear Sh,
I don't believe it was meant to be a fashion statement.
MG

What else could be meant by the wearing of pale blue knee-high boots by an otherwise naked woman? Shin frigidity? Cry for help in a secret code? I say it's a fashion statement and quite likely the reason she finds herself in that position.

 

[shereads]

CINEMOBALLETISTICS: Use of ultra high speed photography to detect subtle technical flaws of ballet students.

This induced another Nasal Dietcokabotomy.

 

[shereads]

I looked it up.

WELLIESPODIUMITE: A person, typically male, whose keen fashion sense triggers a compulsion to immobilize and sexually torture wearers of platform boots. Shades of aqua are believed to aggravate the condition.

 

[MathGirl]

I looked it up.

Dear Sherea,
I just hadn't gotten to the Ws in the DD, dear.
MG

ALLOTRANSPLANTATION: Transplantation between different species. A recent breakthrough at the Univesity of Arkansas has resulted in the transplantation of a live weasel onto the lower abdomen of a human female. Pups resulting from the graft may be seen under the arms of the subject.

 

[minsue]

That just ain't right...

- Mindy

 

[shereads]

Dear Sherea,
I just hadn't gotten to the Ws in the DD, dear.
MG

ALLOTRANSPLANTATION: Transplantation between different species. A recent breakthrough at the Univesity of Arkansas has resulted in the transplantation of a live weasel onto the lower abdomen of a human female. Pups resulting from the graft may be seen under the arms of the subject.

::I'm wincing so hard my teeth hurt::

 

[whispering_surrender]

Is that sound I hear the lawn mower?

Whisp

 

[MathGirl]

CATHEXIUM: A branch of yoga in which the emphasis is on exploration of the inner self.

 

[MathGirl]

HUMULU: An intricate dance done by Inuit women to promote growth of body hair.

 

[MathGirl]

FOBITISM: Showing a picture of unspeakable, disgusting filth to appeal to the basest, most vile instincts of the viewer.

 

[MathGirl]

FURRIKINI: A new line of swimwear to be introduced this spring. The thong bottom is tastefully trimmed with badger fur. Coordinated armpit accessories are an option.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

FOBITISM: Showing a picture of unspeakable, disgusting filth to appeal to the basest, most vile instincts of the viewer.

That's it! You've lost yourself a reader! Really, MG, we're all above 18 here, but that is just TOO MUCH!!!

*Harumph*

 

[shereads]

HUMULU: An intricate dance done by Inuit women to promote growth of body hair.

Ever get a bikini wax and when that first rrrrrrip wrings a shriek from you, you promise yourself that if you can just endure enough of this so that the other side is even, you'll never ever ever get another one? And then a few months later you decide to do it again?

You just made the decision for me.



What's more, the famous "J" Sisters of Manhattan, whose work was featured in the salon.com article, "Wax Pussycat, Faster! Faster!" have now opened a branch in my city.

I feel as if the weight of a terrible decision has been lifted. Thank you, MG. I'm calling for the appointment tomorrow.

http://www.salon.com/health/feature/1999/09/03/bikini/

 

[Gary Chambers]

Ever get a bikini wax and when that first rrrrrrip wrings a shriek from you, you promise yourself that if you can just endure enough of this so that the other side is even, you'll never ever ever get another one? And then a few months later you decide to do it again?

You just made the decision for me.



What's more, the famous "J" Sisters of Manhattan, whose work was featured in the salon.com article, "Wax Pussycat, Faster! Faster!" have now opened a branch in my city.

I feel as if the weight of a terrible decision has been lifted. Thank you, MG. I'm calling for the appointment tomorrow.

http://www.salon.com/health/feature/1999/09/03/bikini/

I'm just kinky enough to believe that on the right woman, a good crop of body hair could be very sexy. I'm starting to enioy this beard, by the way. I've never had one before. You are a true inspiration, though I think you'd be even nicer with hirsute adornment intacto.

 

[shereads]

I'm just kinky enough to believe that on the right woman, a good crop of body hair could be very sexy. I'm starting to enioy this beard, by the way. I've never had one before. You are a true inspiration, though I think you'd be even nicer with hirsute adornment intacto.

You're growing a beard? Aw, that's a shame. Since looking at some of these pix of MGs, I'm completely anti-hair. I can barely tolerate it on a scalp.

 

[Gary Chambers]

You're growing a beard? Aw, that's a shame. Since looking at some of these pix of MGs, I'm completely anti-hair. I can barely tolerate it on a scalp.

The lady in MG's picture is fascinating. She lends new meaning to the word 'earmuffs'.

My beard has much more hair than my dome, which I keep trimmed almost to total baldness.

Salon's reportage on bikini waxing was a comical read, but only convinced me more that bald pussies are just too common. They were more fun when only the raciest women were brazen enough to remove the pubes. Now everyone is doing it, so it's time to head in the other direction. Let that lawn grow.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I'll never do a Brazilian wax. Not just because I wouldn't like the bumps and the scratching, but also because Hubby gets turned off by hairless crotches. Paedophilia just isn't his thing.

 

[MathGirl]

Dear Pubic Hair Afficianieadeaux,
I've written about my own views on the subject, and it gets much more feedback than anything else I've ever writtten. Well, except the hippos. There's apparently a lot of interest in the hirsute bivalve.
MG
Ps. Apologies to Svenska and others whom I offended with the "Fobita" photograph. I possibly went over the line with that one.

PUBIFUZZOHYPERTROPHIA: An unfortunate side-effect of Brazilian waxing in which the hair comes back more plentiful than ever. It eventually requires use of heavy duty gardening equipment.

 

[MathGirl]

COSGROVE'S OUTDOOR WOOD PRESERVATIVE: An experimental method for prolonging the life of wooden structures. Special application method makes its use very expensive.
Ps. MinS: Do NOT view this one. MG

 

[damppanties]

Ps. MinS: Do NOT view this one. MG

Mindy, I second that. YUCKKKK!

More than the act, the position is what I found a lil off-putting.