Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Tio_Narratore]

Surely one of the most underpenetrated holes in porn production.

Sorry, but umbilical coitus is inherently dangerous!

 

[Rustyoznail]

Sorry, but umbrella coitus is inherently dangerous!

That depends on which end you insert, and whether it's open or closed.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

That depends on which friend you insert in, whether she's open or closed.

Be very careful. I hear one of them has a vagina dentata.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Be very careful. I hear one of them has vaginal dementia.

Really? I thought it was just like riding a bike. You never forget what to do.

 

[Photog1rl]

I’m experienced dodging vaginal dentata.

Ok humblebrag I see you.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Really? I thought it was just like riding a dyke. You never forget what to do.

And you'd better do it right!

 

[yowser]

And you'd better do it at night!

Night-riding dykes sounds like a new Olympic sport.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Knights riding bikes sounds like a new Olympic sport.

They love nothing more than to impale you with their lance.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

They live for nothing more than to impress you with their dance.

Those wild and crazy terpsichoreans!

 

[yowser]

Those mild and lazy harpsichordeans!

You wouldn't say that if you saw them in the pub after a performance.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You wouldn't say that if you saw them in the club after post-op.

It doesn't matter; I only like them naturally big.

 

[Rustyoznail]

In pheasant matters; I only like them naturally big.

I hope that's only because you're feeding a large group.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I cope only because I'm feeling a huge grope.

Nothing beats a squeeze to put you at ease!

 

[yowser]

Nothing beats a tease to give you a disease!

Sexual health demands constant vigilance.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sexual health demands constant virgins.

Or the judicious use of prophylactics.

 

[yowser]

Or the Jewish use of prophylactics.

I'm not really sure why Talmudic notions of birth control are relevant here.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'm not really sure why talismanic potions for birth control are prevalent here.

It's because the religious authorities have banned all the medically approved approaches.

 

[Rustyoznail]

It's because the local authorities have banned all the traditionally approved approaches.

Well, how are you supposed to climb those mountains now?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Well, how are you supposed to mount those putains now?

I presume we'd have to go a tergo.

 

[yowser]

I presume we'd have to go to Fargo.

They don't call it 'Dakota Distress' for nothing.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

They don't call her 'Dakota Undressed" for nothing.

"Fanning's Fannie" is truly a sight to behold!

 

[Rustyoznail]

"Farting Fannie" is truly a sight to behold!

The green cloud trailing her is certainly impressive.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The Greek crowd trailing her is certainly impressive.

What did you expect with that impressive ass of hers?

 

[WCSGarland]

What did you expect with that impressive ass of hers?

The burro is a smart animal and will usually bond well with its caretaker.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

El Zorro is a smart alpha male and will usually bind his captives well.

Given his outfit and that whip, I always figured he was into nc BDSM.

(The idea is to "mishear" the post and edit it to how you "misheard it." Then you comment on your "mishearing." Take a look at how I "misheard" your post about the burro.)