misturbond
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Dec 10, 2005
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Hiyas, thanks for coming. You idea giver you.![]()
Haha, that's me. Even when I'm not aware of it.
I brought chips and salsa, just felt like that kind of night.
They're in a sombrero-shaped chip bowl so.....it kicks ass.

Will I have to AUDITION?
...and will I have to shave my legs?

Did someone say chips and salsa?
Sounds great, I'll take some![]()
/waves hello
C'mon in, have some chips N dip. There's champagne too.![]()
OOO. Chips N dip AND champagne. Definately sounds like my kind of party.
*walks in letting door close behind her and flops down in a beanbag![]()
*Does nakked happy dance all up in dis bitch*
Here, let me turn the heat up. Don't want you to get cold dancing in the buff.![]()
Geez, most guys would crank up the AC to tweak the nipples- what a nice guy MB! hehe
*bangs head against the wall repeatedly* Why, MB?? Why the hell at my age did I decide to finally go to college? Hmm? Do I have a hidden death wish? Did I not have enough to do with working and raising two children on my own??
TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry for shouting.
Going to college is never a bad idea, at any age. I don't think you have a death wish, I think that you feel like the rest of us do when it comes to parts of your life that you're not happy with. Being on your own and raising kids is a challenge that's not for everyone, you do the best that you can with what you have. I salute you, I'd go insane.
I'm already there, buddy.![]()
It may feel that way now, but it's not the first time and it will pass. Instead of focusing on what's wrong right now try to focus on what's right. You're alive and reasonably healthy and your kids are the same. That's a small plus, but a plus just the same.
you.Iyou.
That's exactly what I needed to hear, thank you.

It's what I'm here for, glad I could help. Need to talk, I'll be here or one of my esteemed colleagues will relay to me.![]()
You have collegues? How cool!
I have minions, though. I win.![]()