Misturbond's House.

[Annicka]

Mornin. Now you've seen my power. Learn from me, be my apprentice. Come to the Darkside, we have cookies.

Chocolate ones?




And do I get new shoes?

 

[misturbond]

Chocolate ones?




And do I get new shoes?

All the cookies and shoes you could ever want.

 

[Annicka]

All the cookies and shoes you could ever want.

Any other perks before I commit?

 

[misturbond]

Any other perks before I commit?

The benefit of my instruction, occasional double parking, tongue bathing..

 

[Annicka]

The benefit of my instruction, occasional double parking, tongue bathing..

Oh my.


And my obligations as an apprentice?

 

[misturbond]

Oh my.


And my obligations as an apprentice?

There are a number of warm and wet duties.

 

[Annicka]

There are a number of warm and wet duties.

Will I sweat?

a good sweat has merit.

 

[misturbond]

Will I sweat?

a good sweat has merit.

Sweating,groaning,moaning, writhing...

 

[Annicka]

Sweating,groaning,moaning, writhing...

*fanning self*


Where do I sign?

 

[misturbond]

*fanning self*


Where do I sign?

No need for paperwok. An oral commitment will suffice.

 

[Annicka]

No need for paperwok. An oral commitment will suffice.

I'm thinking this apprenticeship is appealing. How -where- would you like my oral commitment?

 

[misturbond]

I'm thinking this apprenticeship is appealing. How -where- would you like my oral commitment?

Hope you like sausage?

 

[Annicka]

Hope you like sausage?

I've developed a taste for it, yes, over the years.

Flavoured? Spicy? Pineapply? teehee.

 

[misturbond]

I've developed a taste for it, yes, over the years.

Flavoured? Spicy? Pineapply? teehee.

Which flavor you want?

 

[misturbond]

Time for another random thought of the day. Brought to you by Yourfucked.com No matter the scenario, you're fucked. Visit today.

The temp outside is rising fast and my motivation is falling equally fast. It's going to be one of those days where a direct hit lightning strike is the only thing that will get my ass in gear. I didn't sleep well last night so I'm tired. I'm doing laundry now and popping in to some of my old net haunts. The good ole days are gone now and so are the faces. Anyway, we all march on.

 

[Annicka]

You sound a bit down my dear. Would you like to talk of it?

Or I can offer a soft shoulder for rest.

 

[misturbond]

Huggles and kisses were more than enough.

 

[Annicka]

*staggering in after a restless, dream muddled night."

Hi there. Going to sit and eat my Maruchan Noodle lunch here if that's ok. I know, I know, not the best lunch, but all I can manage. Lethargic doesn't even do justice and is an understatement.

Ever have those nights when dreams chase you? Sultry, blistering dreams that wake you with sweat and burning?


*sigh*

Eating my noodles.

 

[misturbond]

*staggering in after a restless, dream muddled night."

Hi there. Going to sit and eat my Maruchan Noodle lunch here if that's ok. I know, I know, not the best lunch, but all I can manage. Lethargic doesn't even do justice and is an understatement.

Ever have those nights when dreams chase you? Sultry, blistering dreams that wake you with sweat and burning?


*sigh*

Eating my noodles.

Yes, and with suspicious freqency of late. Those dreams leave one in a sticky situation.

 

[Annicka]

ew.
Bad day in Metropolis.

Pester. Pester. Pester.


Well, anyway. Here's one for you.

Hope you like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHGo-ebUnM0

 

[sexikyttn]

Politely let's herself out the door.

Enjoy yourselves.

 

[misturbond]

ew.
Bad day in Metropolis.

Pester. Pester. Pester.


Well, anyway. Here's one for you.

Hope you like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHGo-ebUnM0

Nice, II is better though, IMO. Sorry you had a bad day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1mgEQTMVB8&feature=related

 

[Annicka]

Nice, II is better though, IMO. Sorry you had a bad day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1mgEQTMVB8&feature=related

Good one.

Going to be a busy day today. And busy evening. Hope you have a lovely day.

 

[misturbond]

Good one.

Going to be a busy day today. And busy evening. Hope you have a lovely day.

Gratz, Guru.

 

[Annicka]

Gratz, Guru.

Guru?

Been called a whole box of things in my life, Guru wasn't one of 'em. Should I be afraid of the explanation?