Momma's Kitchen

[wildrose70]

yes Quick duck..takes a lot to make me swear LOL...and that "f" duck is right in the path of my eyeball...

On Angelof sex...you come right in and play with us...dont want to leave anyone out...it's just been a fun day for all us crazy Lit people...and kept me from jumping into the snowbank....
See you all tomorrow

 

[Ladybird]

Wow.. it looks like I missed all the fun here while I slept.. these wretched time differences are a nuisance!!

I must admit to some disappointment.. when I saw that donamar came from the land of oz.... I hoped we could be neighbours.. but then I read that he didn't mean Australia...

and Quick duck....for heavens sake...move that fucking duck!!!!!!!

Rose.. all of us in the Aussie thread have been saying the same thing.. perhaps we should be asking for pics!!

 

[QuickDuck]

Rose.. all of us in the Aussie thread have been saying the same thing.. perhaps we should be asking for pics!!

Hey LB, i did drop the duck in my 500th post

I told everyone it was getting heavy and it fell.

So that should have kept you happy... i was duckless!

/wave
QD

 

[Space Wrangler]

Rose dear... do you really think I would have the audacity to tell the owner of the thread to get a room? Even I am not that pretentious. Besides that would take all the fun away from my incredibly voyeuristic side...

It has been such a treat for me to have been taken in by your group here... all are enjoyable and intelligent people. I am honored to be considered a poart of the group.

and Rose, as far as MSN goes, I am a chatter from way back... got 'em all... hell, I even have a 6 digit ICQ number if that tells you anything...

 

[wildrose70]

Okay Quick duck...just a little friendly warnng>>>>Messing with momma Rose could be hazardous to your health!!!!! \
Be forewarned and fore armed if your going to tangle with me LOL

Actually I'm really a big pussy cat!!!!

 

[Space Wrangler]

the duck

Hey QuickDuck... if Rose keeps complaining about the duck, tell her to just check out the pecker on that damn thing... Even she would have to be impressed.

 

[wildrose70]

Of course I didnt dear Space Wrangler... for your my kind of person...a chatter...LOL and BTW...my number on icq is 9 ..does that mean I'm older than you??? of course it does...I'm older than anyone on here>>>>>

It was very erotic and sexy to share or hot but very brief love affair with all of you....and you see the impression I made on him from just one meeting

 

[wildrose70]

Well of course I see the pecker...so what does that mean??
okkkkkkkkk okkkkkkk I'm impressed>>>>LOL....but it is in my way...I cant see behind it!!

 

[Space Wrangler]

ICQ

Rose dear... are you telling me that your ICQ number is just plain 9..??? or is it nine digits? I have never seen one less than six digits.

 

[QuickDuck]

Re: ICQ

Rose dear... are you telling me that your ICQ number is just plain 9..??? or is it nine digits? I have never seen one less than six digits.

8 digits for me.... *sigh* i am a true geek it would seem

 

[Space Wrangler]

Re: Re: ICQ

8 digits for me.... *sigh* i am a true geek it would seem

hey man, I got you on that one though... mine is only six digits... I guess that makes me two steps higher on the geek ladder... LOL

 

[wildrose70]

Now Space Wrangler are you trying to pull my leg??? Of course it's 9 digits..not the number 9...I did have it on my profile before but guess I took it off....didnt want too many people messaging me..haha...I do get some strange messages once in awhile!!!

Hey Quick duck if your a geek your the sexiest one I know...woohoo...if you would just move that duck!!!! just kidding honey....like to tease ya know....

 

[Space Wrangler]

heck, Rose... I did not know... is why I asked about your number. Like I said, I had never seen one of less than six digits, but I do not know where they started... with 0 or some higher number.

and no... it is no longer on your profile... I checked... I was going to send you all sorts of dirty messages.

 

[lexy24]

Re: the duck

Hey QuickDuck... if Rose keeps complaining about the duck, tell her to just check out the pecker on that damn thing... Even she would have to be impressed.

HELLO,
GLAD TO SEE YOUR JUMPING RIGHT
IN AND HAVING FUN...
LOL.. WHERE'S THE PECKER???? I
WANNA SEE....
LEXY

 

[lexy24]

Now Space Wrangler are you trying to pull my leg??? Of course it's 9 digits..not the number 9...I did have it on my profile before but guess I took it off....didnt want too many people messaging me..haha...I do get some strange messages once in awhile!!!

Hey Quick duck if your a geek your the sexiest one I know...woohoo...if you would just move that duck!!!! just kidding honey....like to tease ya know....

HUGS WILDROSE70,
HER FUNNY, SWEET BEAUTIFUL
FRIEND....
HONEY LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE
HAVING ALL THE FUN HERE
XOXO LEXY

 

[QuickDuck]

*sigh* duck duck duck thats all it is with you women!

Duck this, i want the duck, where's the duck...

*sigh*

thats it... i think i need to go and see my quack

/wave
QD

 

[pipercatt]

*sigh* duck duck duck thats all it is with you women!

Duck this, i want the duck, where's the duck...

*sigh*

Keep sighing like that QD, and I will just reach behind the duck and GOOSE you...

Muhahahahahaaaa

 

[artful]

Not to Fear QD,...

Keep sighing like that QD, and I will just reach behind the duck and GOOSE you...

Muhahahahahaaaa

Pipers touch IS the "Golden Egg"!

 

[artful]

Re: OMG...............

OK OK I AM MOANING.....AWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWW
GOD THAT FELT GOOD....one more time..YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I heard practice makes perfect... That is why I practice
all the time..

I am so sorry,but I just hafta tellya 1sexylady,...you are DEFINATELY my kinda woman!

 

[artful]

Re: Question

I'm really bummed out...why is it that when I start a thread it's gone the next day and some of these have been on here forever...

Not interesting enough or what??? Rose is feeling down!!!

Not really...just curious.....

Rose,...If you will just keep that ass still,... give us older guys a chance to grab a piece,... your thread will be here for as long as you wish.

My,...that is a sweet looking gift you gave us earlier.Shaved,...exposed,...glorious looking and,... like a good crow bar,...always ready for use,but can jump like hell when you least expect it!

Stick around baby,...I will be back!

 

[QuickDuck]

Keep sighing like that QD, and I will just reach behind the duck and GOOSE you...

Muhahahahahaaaa

*chuckle* promises promises

 

[wildrose70]

Now Space Wrangler would you really send me dirty messages..haha....maybe i will put the number back on there!!!

Poor Quickduck....I think you need some of Rose's on hands therapy...come to momma honey we will find out why your hiding that "pecker" hehe

Okay Artful....I'm holding still waiting for you to cop a feel!!! LOL..but I think you would have your hands full with Wildrose>>>
.
I'm pretty frisky in the morn....always a good time of the day for some slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww hot lovemaking>>>> woohoo....

what a wonderful way to wake up in the morn....I'm not in the obit column...that means I can play again today....

 

[artful]

Rose

Now Space Wrangler would you really send me dirty messages..haha....maybe i will put the number back on there!!!

Poor Quickduck....I think you need some of Rose's on hands therapy...come to momma honey we will find out why your hiding that "pecker" hehe

Okay Artful....I'm holding still waiting for you to cop a feel!!! LOL..but I think you would have your hands full with Wildrose>>>
.
I'm pretty frisky in the morn....always a good time of the day for some slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww hot lovemaking>>>> woohoo....

what a wonderful way to wake up in the morn....I'm not in the obit column...that means I can play again today....

Ohhh Baby,...that is a nice ass,...yes,...now hold still for me,...no no no baby,...don't wiggle like that.I don't have 19 inches to work with here,...and I believe you said something about getting 19 ",...but I do have a solid 6 " for you.Now hold still darn it,...Ohh shit baby,...you are *TIGHT* this morning!

 

[wildrose70]

Now Artful...just how did you know I'm so tight!!! My lovers tell m I'm like a 16 yr old..LOL....of course I called myself a "born-again virgin" after a 16 year hiatus from love making...and believe me hon...a nice 6 inch will do very nicely....cant handle those 19 inchers...LOL....

MMMMMMMM my such a nice way to wake up in the morn.....of course I have been up for hrs..so this must be the second time around at least>>>>>

 

[JennyOmanHill]

...
what a wonderful way to wake up in the morn....I'm not in the obit column...that means I can play again today....

It's lines like that, WildRose. that make you so precious and special! There is nothing better than having a HOT morning! (Just had one myself, and it feels great!)

Good luck with all that snow! (We haven't had any this winter in NYC; it's 50 degrees today, and might be in the 60s again too!)