Momma's Kitchen

[artful]

ROSE

Now Artful...just how did you know I'm so tight!!! My lovers tell m I'm like a 16 yr old..LOL....of course I called myself a "born-again virgin" after a 16 year hiatus from love making...and believe me hon...a nice 6 inch will do very nicely....cant handle those 19 inchers...LOL....

MMMMMMMM my such a nice way to wake up in the morn.....of course I have been up for hrs..so this must be the second time around at least>>>>>

Why is it when I look at your pic,...and read your witty comments,...at my age(58),...begin wondering if it REALLY would be possible for me to go the full ten rounds with you?

 

[wildrose70]

Well Jenny...i figure every day I dont see my name there gives me one more day to enjoy...I used to bitch about getting older until a lover said to me 'well whats the alternative" and that got me to thinking...I'm older and dammed proud of it...and as long as I can keep these younger men drooling...woohooooooo

I dont know Artful...you might be a little too old for me!!! I tend to go for the "quote" younger men....but of course I would be willing to let you go for the old "college" try....but I find it only fair to waren you!!! LOL

 

[Jewelz]

WOW! this place has been busy!!!! See what ya miss out when ya run off and get sick

Well, it certainly was wonderful to read the passion between you and don!

 

[artful]

Rose

Well Jenny...i figure every day I dont see my name there gives me one more day to enjoy...I used to bitch about getting older until a lover said to me 'well whats the alternative" and that got me to thinking...I'm older and dammed proud of it...and as long as I can keep these younger men drooling...woohooooooo

I dont know Artful...you might be a little too old for me!!! I tend to go for the "quote" younger men....but of course I would be willing to let you go for the old "college" try....but I find it only fair to waren you!!! LOL

Yes it's true,...I can't keep up with the younger men,*sighs*,...~~~hangs his head in shame and embarrassment,...jams both hands deep in front pockets and ambles out the door~~~

 

[Angelofsex]

Wildrose70

I don't think anyone can keep up with Wildrose. She is to good at what she does. You go girl!!!!!!!!!!!

See you later my friend.......kisses and ((((((((Rose)))))))))))

 

[wildrose70]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cum back in the door Artfull I promise to slow down and give you a fighting chance..and get your hands out of those pockets ...your too old for "pocket pool" LOL....we would all miss you baby!!! PLEASEEEEEEEE DONT GO!!!

Jewelz ...sorry you were sick..hope your all better..and yes things got a little steamy y/d....he finally came on and told the world!!

Thanks again Angel....this has been wild....and I love it>>>>

I feel just like Queen for a day!!!!

 

[Jewelz]

Thanks Rose! Ive had a tummyache for 3 days now ....Im sure it will pass soon! Hugs

 

[1sexylady]

My My My I just got up and already your busy today.....................

Gosh Goosing and sex and all kinds of stuff....wow I love sex in the morning......

Artful... thank you for your comment....

QuickDuck......still carring that Duck huh...someone rip that thing away from him.....took it down on the 500th post well I think 730 deserves something...

Wildrose .....How is your Snow Job??? That didn't sound good huh...??

 

[wildrose70]

Hi ********...did you say snowjob or blowjob??? LOL I seem to have a little problem hearing correctly this morn...you know what they say....too much sex makes you hard of hearing...

Actually we have 19 frigging inches piled up...but I can get out today...

Do you think...********...if we stuck a pin in that duck it would deflate and we would get to the bottom of this mystery...say I have an idea....my birthday is coming in a couple of months..maybe he will give us a special gift????

 

[1sexylady]

Gosh Wildrose I do think a pin might help.........

My birthday is in May do you think he would give me a gift??? Hey Wildrose think about this....that duck is not that big...and it is hiding...............no don't go there....lol lol

Well we could use your snow...for drinking water....I will have to come out there for water soon.....none here...

 

[1sexylady]

Oh and I did say *SNOW job*

for some strange reason I know the difference...

 

[wildrose70]

Gee 1 ********...dont tell me your a Taurus too...when is yours...mine is may 8th....

Well I think we have to give him the benifit of the doubt..perhaps it's only deflated and resting in it's nice little warm furry nest>>>>

well we havent had much snow this winter either...this is only the second big storm....March is snowy for us...but spring is on the way!!! Yayyyyyyyy I can start getting out and travel..right now have to go clean 19 inches off the van....

 

[Space Wrangler]

goooooooood mroning, South Dakota

stretching big and sighing... DAMN, I'm getting old... o O (hmmmmm, maybe shouldn't say that in here...)

good morning, all... so nice to see everyone up and at 'em. I hope all are well.

As always, Rose... it is a treat and an honor to see you again... you look remarkably chiiper this morning... Knock it off... I am not awake yet.

and as for that ICQ number... that is a hard call... if you give it to me, I guarantee you ain't seen a dirty message like I can write...
But then again, you won't want t talk to any of your other boys... LOL

*smiles and winks*... hmmmm... ya think all the BS is the Taurus in me, Rose..?????

 

[Space Wrangler]

Good morning, ********... it is nice to see you gain... I trust all is well...

it is nice to see that someone shares my penchant for morning sex... Well, for that matter, if the penchant occurs anytime within the 24 hour period, I share it with someone.

perhaps one of these days it will snow here too... I can only hope.

 

[wildrose70]

Well gooooood morning Space Wrangler...it's about time you got your ass out of bed....gee i have been up since 5 already cleaned the snow off the van...and been busy on both threads...you better check out the lovely thread angelof sex started for me!!! Wow what a lucky lady I am...

Whoops maybe I better take that icq # back off again..LOL...of course if I know it's you I can always bleep out the naughty words..haha...

OMG another Taurus...whats this place coming too??? You know of course Taurus women are very sexy and sensual!!! and I'm German too....and they love good food and good sex...so put the 2 together and what do you have??? A WILDROSE...

 

[Space Wrangler]

up since 5 AM..??? hon, that is just downright sick.

uh oh... this keeps getting more complicated all the time... Taurus AND German ??? Well, my blonde hair is mostly flesh-tone by now, but I still cannot hide the blue eyes. Remind me to show you my schnitzel, one of these days....

and hon... if you start censoring all the dirty words out of my ICQ messages, there won'ty be anything left...

but I will give you some credit... your saying the number was back on your profile, got me to flinch and check... One for the Rosie...

 

[wildrose70]

Well you know Space Wrangler at my age I dont want to miss a single minute of time....I can sleep when they put me under....

Yesssssssssss German, Taurus, blue eyes, blonde hair and as my lover calls me a bullheaded, stubborn german Taurus...just a warning...dont lock horns with me!!!

And actually I'm a little more partial to polish sausage!!!
So i got you to check did I ....whoops sorry didnt get it back on there yet...yeah I know I'm a big flirt and a tease.....

 

[Space Wrangler]

Rose dear... lock horns with you..??? I wouldn't think of it... okay, I'm lying... I ponder that possibility quite often, as a matter of fact. Most men only dream of someone as wonderfully horny as you, dear.

And as far as being a flirt... that is but another aspect of your charm. I wouldn't think to change a thing about you.

But you may have met your match in me, as far as flirts go... I can provide several references from chat to attest to that... (and no comments fro the peanut gallery, Mayi and Ladybird...)

 

[wildrose70]

Ahaaaaaaaaa now I know who to ask for references...of course I'm always in the mood..why lie about sex... a day without sex is a day without living!!! I should be so lucky...once a week??? I'm catching up for all those years without!!! My poor ex had no idea..what he had and lost..but his fault...sure wasnt mine....

hey I have always been a natural born flirt..young and old..love everybody....my mission in life to make people happy and keep them smiling!!!

 

[Space Wrangler]

chuckling here... actually dear... a day without sex is like..... marraige. At least here, it is.

And let me assure you... if your mission in life is to make people happy, you are WAY fulfilling your responsibilities there...

it is an absolute honor and joy to have made your acquaintance.

 

[wildrose70]

Ahhhhhhhh gee another one of those sexless marriages?? Dam whats wrong with these people...been there done that....

I was always the horny passionate one...but finally just gave up and went the last 16 yrs without...until I got my computer 3 years ago....well let me tell you it changed my life forever..I found out that at my age then...sex wasnt a dirty word....and that it didnt have to be that way....it was a hard decision...but I dont regret one minute...I'm having a blast and the time of my life>>>>> we are still good friends...like we were for the last 16 yrs...

It's a proven fact that sexually active people live longer and sure as the hell have more fun!!!!!!

 

[Space Wrangler]

Well hon, if sexual people live longer, then Methusalah, watch out, cause here I come.

I often wondered if I was odd, being perpetually horny like I am... but 5 1/2 years online showed me that certainly isn't the case...

And a VERY welcome revelation that was.

 

[Ladybird]

Hello there wildrose and Space Wrangler..

Just calling in to say hello.. for as you two are saying 'good morning'.. I'm thinking about going to bed for the night!

It's a proven fact that sexually active people live longer and sure as the hell have more fun!!!!!!

Rose... I plan on living for a long long time.. and if being sexually active will help me... then I'm doing ok!!

 

[wildrose70]

Nite Ladybird..yes I know the difference in our times..i used to have a really good friend from down under...she would be going to bed..and I wld be up for the day...

We hon you just keep right on doing what your doing...and live to be a sassy old lady like me!!!

Sleep well....

 

[artful]

Rose

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cum back in the door Artfull I promise to slow down and give you a fighting chance..and get your hands out of those pockets ...your too old for "pocket pool" LOL....we would all miss you baby!!! PLEASEEEEEEEE DONT GO!!!

Jewelz ...sorry you were sick..hope your all better..and yes things got a little steamy y/d....he finally came on and told the world!!

Thanks again Angel....this has been wild....and I love it>>>>

I feel just like Queen for a day!!!!

You surprised me,...most women tell me "please don't CUM!" and here you are saying,"please don't go!" LMAO. Ya know I couldn't resist that deep bedroomy voice of yours.I really do have to leave Lit for a few hours,...it was a bunch of fun though, ...cya later. redbud!