Momma's Kitchen

[Cipher]

you’re silly… if the hugs choke ya, then just gimme a breathtaking kiss until you take all my breaths away and can breath again… so there… can you open the cage please..
and momma are you trying to offer her scarves to tie me up.. naughty! naughty!

there you go...a kiss..be ok with that..i'm not much of a kisser..LoL


Tying you up? whoa

 

[Crudebug]

there you go...a kiss..be ok with that..i'm not much of a kisser..LoL


Tying you up? whoa

uh oh... did I just give ya sum idyas?

and BTW, y can't ya smooch propahly? didja Sunday School teacher not show ya 'ow ta?

 

[Crudebug]

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[Cipher]

uh oh... did I just give ya sum idyas?

and BTW, y can't ya smooch propahly? didja Sunday School teacher not show ya 'ow ta?

Ummm..no..i'm just not a kisser... That requires intimacy..and i don't have that with whoever i wanna "play with" i'm just out to get my sex on and leave..LoL

And i never went to sunday school...

 

[Crudebug]

Ummm..no..i'm just not a kisser... That requires intimacy..and i don't have that with whoever i wanna "play with" i'm just out to get my sex on and leave..LoL

And i never went to sunday school...

hmmmm - i thot the wham bam thank you ma'am was the hallmark of men..

of course, in the age of strap-ons, it kinda goes both ways -lmao..
what you uncommitted girls say: wham bam thank you Sam?

 

[Crudebug]

You mean to say, you never developed any affection for anyone?
Or do you just consider yourself an organism to achieve orgasm?
Have you always been cynical, or have you been burnt and turned off?
I suspect it might be the latter.. right?

Anyway, momma's gone quiet..
can we drag her back into the kitchen or is she trying to teach her birds to sing in tune to her piano?

 

[Cipher]

hmmmm - i thot the wham bam thank you ma'am was the hallmark of men..

of course, in the age of strap-ons, it kinda goes both ways -lmao..
what you uncommitted girls say: wham bam thank you Sam?

Umm..i don't think that's funny..but if u must know...just because i have fun with gurls doesn't mean i use strap ons
Hence thats why i'm bi..i like dick..real dick..

now that my business is all in the kitchen...thanks.

 

[Cipher]

You mean to say, you never developed any affection for anyone?
Or do you just consider yourself an organism to achieve orgasm?
Have you always been cynical, or have you been burnt and turned off?
I suspect it might be the latter.. right?

Anyway, momma's gone quiet..
can we drag her back into the kitchen or is she trying to teach her birds to sing in tune to her piano?

What is it pick on cipher day? What does it matter??? u like certain things..i like certain things...kissing and affection just don't do it for me at the moment..there u have it..

 

[Crudebug]

Hey.... just a sec...
the strap on was not about you...
it was women in general having the opportunity to be on some kinda equal footing in whatever way it made sense....
and not picking on you...
was curious about why when women are the ones who usually blame men for not being committed and shallow - which seems to be a general gripe- not you..
and here I now come across a bold woman who has the attitude men are credited with...
so in no way am I referring to any personal preference you may or may not have...

on second thots.. since you make a confession.. and i don't know if this is to pull my leg or a genuine passion you indulge in... you sure turned me on..
but i guess if we have to discuss that we'll take it in PM ... lol...

mmmmmm you sure are one complex and beautiful person... even if my curiosity was something of a general inquiry you show a lot of hidden promise

 

[Cipher]

Hey.... just a sec...
the strap on was not about you...
it was women in general having the opportunity to be on some kinda equal footing in whatever way it made sense....
and not picking on you...
was curious about why when women are the ones who usually blame men for not being committed and shallow - which seems to be a general gripe- not you..
and here I now come across a bold woman who has the attitude men are credited with...
so in no way am I referring to any personal preference you may or may not have...

on second thots.. since you make a confession.. and i don't know if this is to pull my leg or a genuine passion you indulge in... you sure turned me on..
but i guess if we have to discuss that we'll take it in PM ... lol...

mmmmmm you sure are one complex and beautiful person... even if my curiosity was something of a general inquiry you show a lot of hidden promise

PM me? nah. my sexual life isnt supposed to be meant as a turn on for you or anyone else..there's no hidden promise either..it was it is.*******.."fun" if that..i got enough play..bug, i'm goin to bed..and no not with anyone to do anything..lol..just to sleep..maybe i'll see u 2mrw...

Nite kitchen

 

[Cipher]

Hey kitchen! How are we today?

I'm sleepy today, i gotta learn to stop texting until 2am..LoL

 

[wildrose70]

Hey kitchen! How are we today?

I'm sleepy today, i gotta learn to stop texting until 2am..LoL

Man do I ever find interesting reading when I come into the kitchen
Sounds like a Dr Phil or Dr Ruth program LOL


I'm good...it's rather warm so turned the a/c on the birds are doing good but the big dummies all the room they all sit on one side
yeah I liked that scarf too....
And I only kiss the man I'm in love with

 

[Crudebug]

good morning birdies..
grrrrrr momma... don't ya go reminding cipha of da scarf...
she;ll forget all the texting cramps as her deft fingers knot me like a boy scout


glad to hear the birdies are doing well... mebbe they huddle together in some kind of feathered cuddle of their own type

 

[wildrose70]

Well the size of the cage I could have a few more lol but guess I will stop with 4 that's about enough...
How's things going with you...other than Cipher tying you up with my scarf LOL

 

[Cipher]

Man do I ever find interesting reading when I come into the kitchen
Sounds like a Dr Phil or Dr Ruth program LOL


I'm good...it's rather warm so turned the a/c on the birds are doing good but the big dummies all the room they all sit on one side
yeah I liked that scarf too....
And I only kiss the man I'm in love with

I know..i'm sorry for getting loud in the kitchen


But you know...sometimes i ain't always in the mood for anything sexual..sometimes a simple "hi" will suffice..idk..maybe i gotta take a break from lit again.. seems people catch feelings on here too fast..and altho it's "kinda" flattering..idk..whatever..LoL Moving on..

I think the birds are used to being in a smaller cage..u did go all out with the pimp my house..LoL Give them time to adjust i guess.

 

[Crudebug]

Well the size of the cage I could have a few more lol but guess I will stop with 4 that's about enough...
How's things going with you...other than Cipher tying you up with my scarf LOL

actually she got herself in a bind when my words got twisted...
the huge risk we take in chat is that we can jump from conclusion to confusion very quickly but just so you girls understand me.. that I am never judgmental about personal preferences for I have a lot of embarrassing skeletons in my closets.. no -.. so corsets in the closet ... no yet // lmao

just go easy on jumping on da bug.. i don;t mind a crush, but getting crushed hurts like hell... especially when i like you girls to bits... I go to pieces if I feel I am hurting you two in any way
hugs to you both

 

[Cipher]

actually she got herself in a bind when my words got twisted...
the huge risk we take in chat is that we can jump from conclusion to confusion very quickly but just so you girls understand me.. that I am never judgmental about personal preferences for I have a lot of embarrassing skeletons in my closets.. no -.. so corsets in the closet ... no yet // lmao

just go easy on jumping on da bug.. i don;t mind a crush, but getting crushed hurts like hell... especially when i like you girls to bits... I go to pieces if I feel I am hurting you two in any way
hugs to you both

Yeah we all have skeletons in the closet but being "called out" in public...that's just not cool..ya know? i'm over it..i have a real life with real issues..i'm chill.

So..i'm about to log off my friends..gonna go get pedicure and nails done..ah..my every 2 week treat

 

[Crudebug]

I know..i'm sorry for getting loud in the kitchen


But you know...sometimes i ain't always in the mood for anything sexual..sometimes a simple "hi" will suffice..idk..maybe i gotta take a break from lit again.. seems people catch feelings on here too fast..and altho it's "kinda" flattering..idk..whatever..LoL Moving on..

I think the birds are used to being in a smaller cage..u did go all out with the pimp my house..LoL Give them time to adjust i guess.

hi cipha. i was cautious in discussing anything directly sexual now, but thot it ws okay to chat about impressions and emotions on feelings to the opposite sex, and if bitter experiences tinge opinions permanently...
It may have been a coincidence on any reference to toys, but I swear it was nothing to do with a call out as u say...

guess i too will still to the birds and drop the bees and hives.. lmao..

it is just past midnight and will here while I am up, but I have to travel to Germany tmrw

 

[Crudebug]

Well, my delicious dolls.. am going to bed as it is now 2:30 am. Have to drive to Bucharest at 8 am. meet some guys at the office there and then fly to Germany. If I can, will peek into the kitchen, but if I can’t know my mind will wander here often..
cipha… hope your pedicure is refreshing.. I bet a foot massage from the bug would drive you to dreams of bliss after the pedicure…
Momma.. have fun with birds, music and Charles… hugs and kisses drippy with love

 

[wildrose70]

Nite Bug I would say it's time for you to go to bed...sweet dreams ...take care....

 

[Cipher]

Well, my delicious dolls.. am going to bed as it is now 2:30 am. Have to drive to Bucharest at 8 am. meet some guys at the office there and then fly to Germany. If I can, will peek into the kitchen, but if I can’t know my mind will wander here often..
cipha… hope your pedicure is refreshing.. I bet a foot massage from the bug would drive you to dreams of bliss after the pedicure…
Momma.. have fun with birds, music and Charles… hugs and kisses drippy with love

Nite bug

 

[Cipher]

Good evening kitchen!

How are we all today??

 

[wildrose70]

Not really a good day here...got bad news at the eye Dr have to go see the specialist again in a week..the glacoma is worse...so I'm bummed out!!

 

[Cipher]

Not really a good day here...got bad news at the eye Dr have to go see the specialist again in a week..the glacoma is worse...so I'm bummed out!!

Aww man! That freaking sucks!
Sorry momma

Let me know how the visit with the specialist goes.

 

[wildrose70]

Aww man! That freaking sucks!
Sorry momma

Let me know how the visit with the specialist goes.

Willl have to wait till after the wedding next week so will try for the 20th..yeah it's rather disgusting