Cipher
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Oh okay i see, seems like that's the perfect temp for me outside..cool..but not so u gotta wear a parka LMAO Sweatshirt or sweater weather is fine by me.
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Oh okay i see, seems like that's the perfect temp for me outside..cool..but not so u gotta wear a parka LMAO Sweatshirt or sweater weather is fine by me.
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I just get very tired ot the humidty...like jacket weather I don't even mind swetshirt or parka weather
Cipher
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I just get very tired ot the humidty...like jacket weather I don't even mind swetshirt or parka weather
Yeah i guess ur right on that...we're midwest gurls..we should be used to it!
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I have already come to love you resilient ladies... you are more than tough..
But you are tender at the same time..
Coming to this Kitchen was the best thing I have done in a long while..
and yes... if u need to kick ass or slap my wrist, just go ahead and box my ears as well... sometimes the bug or the cub gets out of line and nothing like a couple of caring cooks to bring him back to the table
But you are tender at the same time..
Coming to this Kitchen was the best thing I have done in a long while..
and yes... if u need to kick ass or slap my wrist, just go ahead and box my ears as well... sometimes the bug or the cub gets out of line and nothing like a couple of caring cooks to bring him back to the table
ya!
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Well don't worry Crude we will if we have too....but we are glad your here too....keeps things interesting in the kitchen...I'll have to post a pic of my birds when I get them in their new cage and we will have them in them in the kitchen too
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TWENTY DOLLARS
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly$1 million . Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that for the more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.
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TWENTY DOLLARS
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly$1 million . Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that for the more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.
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Tell ya what cipha. .. if e ever get married or whatever, remember to charge me nto only for the regular stuff but also get so extra bonus for special jobs… but with all this equality blah, blah.. and also coz you may be the one owning and hence paying.. I might start stuffing the secret cookie jar.. ya know with me getting rusty and forgetting who ties up whom. I am not sure who pays whom.. lmao..
So what say? think we can retire to that private island once the cookie jars are full of twenty dollar bills?
wait a sec.. I guess with inflation and you being priceless and precious… the jar will be full of C notes….
a million dollar joke momma… nice one
So what say? think we can retire to that private island once the cookie jars are full of twenty dollar bills?
wait a sec.. I guess with inflation and you being priceless and precious… the jar will be full of C notes….
a million dollar joke momma… nice one
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Ohhh i'm never getting married..BUT..if you give me 250 thousand..i'll think about it and give u some bootay!! LMAO
i might even swallow too...for keys to my Bentley Phantom! 
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Ohhh i'm never getting marr[ied..BUT..if you give me 250 thousand..i'll think about it and give u some bootay!! LMAO
There you go... and while you're picking the 250K scattered across the floor.. I warn ya I might take more advantage...
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And I'm not ever going there again either ...ok here's the birds for the kitchen
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That's a very pretty bird cage Momma.
And it's a neat kitchen you've got there too..
Well, for the first time, i got a little peek into Momma's real kitchen
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Guess, for now I'll stick to a cyber pet parrot...
hard to feed my birds when I'm on the move all the time...
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yes monna does have a real kitchen LOL...it was quite the challenge getting them all moved in...all that room and they are all in one corner so far big dummies.....
Yeah I can see where a cyber pet would work better
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Naaah.. Your birds do work better.. mine makes me go dizzy on that endless swing... lol.. I guess it might a swinger, but not of the swapping couples kind
heck, he does not even have a mate to swing with
Mebbe 'tis true that birds of a feather flock together... but why is the green feathered one flocking too... do you think it is cclour blind?
Or just plain lonely.. a bird of my feather.. lmao..
not sure if they are fair weather friends, but they sure are fair feathered ones..
do they chirp a lot, or just flit about silently?
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Actually they are quite entertaining and they all have their own little sounds...they really get going when I play the piano either the love it or they hate it LOL haven't quite decided yet or trying to sing...whatever they make good pets for me and I really enjoy them...
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Actually they are quite entertaining and they all have their own little sounds...they really get going when I play the piano either the love it or they hate it LOL haven't quite decided yet or trying to sing...whatever they make good pets for me and I really enjoy them...
awwww momma, am sure they are trying to sing, for you must be playing a sweet note, since you do volunteer to play at places...
Pets of any kind are always a pleasant distraction and bereft of any motives..
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Aww, look at the birdies!! I like the cage..it's like "pimp my crib" for birds
Hi Bug
LOL only you Cipher would come up with that but isn;t it a neat cage and got a scarf at salvation army looks like a gypsy scarf and gold fringe all over...
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Aww, look at the birdies!! I like the cage..it's like "pimp my crib" for birds
Hi Bug
Hi cipha.. with all your running around, it might be better if you kept a Bug or a Cub as a pet caged in your arms.... mebbe I'll like that kinda cage...
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Yeah u know my crazy ass always has crazy shit to say..LMAO!!
But for real, it's like a bird mansion, lucky birds!
A gypsy scarf! right on! oooh with a cute shirt u'll be lookin a sexy! LoL
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you’re silly… if the hugs choke ya, then just gimme a breathtaking kiss until you take all my breaths away and can breath again… so there… can you open the cage please..
and momma are you trying to offer her scarves to tie me up.. naughty! naughty!
and momma are you trying to offer her scarves to tie me up.. naughty! naughty!
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