Momma's Kitchen

[wildrose70]

Re: Jewelz, Wildrose, Pipercatt, others

Hi,

I am kind of shy and uncertain, and was wondering if you had any tips on posting a personel ad? Nah, I'm just kidding ladies, just trying to give you a good laugh....


Gunner

yeeeeeeehawwwwwwww you shy with the shirt??? Give me a break....hey go post your bunns on my thread in the pic site...Now I know most ladies like to look at the "heavy" equipment....but I have a thing for a nice "ass" LOL...

 

[Jewelz]

Believe me I have never been either althou I have a grandaughter who is gay...and a son who is gay ...so it's not like I'm unfamiliar with the whole thing...and certainly not against it...and have thought about it...just never any opportunities around here...and I love my men too....but a womans touch would be so gentle...

Sorry to hear that sweetie.....please dont cry....you just have to accept the situation and move on ...and being glad for what you did have with him.....***** can be cruel sometimes....but your a woman and a strong one I think......believe me I have been thru some very sad and painful relationships too.....I guess it's true...time does heal all wounds....Momma's words!!!

I do accept in momma....I love him endlessly. They say, if you love something set it free, if it comes back to you, its yours, if it doesnt, it never was.......and we are still SOULMATES and very very close friends. I am VERY grateful for that. But I let my heart bleed too much.

I seem to fall very fast.......more than one too....i wish i was strong momma!!!! Im gonna start takin after you and have FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! Love you and thanks for your advice....means the world to me!!!!

 

[Blue Dolphin]

Good evening

Hello again sweet ladies
hugs and soft kisses from England,
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Linedrive]

Re: Re: Jewelz, Wildrose, Pipercatt, others

yeeeeeeehawwwwwwww you shy with the shirt??? Give me a break....hey go post your bunns on my thread in the pic site...Now I know most ladies like to look at the "heavy" equipment....but I have a thing for a nice "ass" LOL...

ROFL, hey I will see what I can do.....

 

[wildrose70]

I do accept in momma....I love him endlessly. They say, if you love something set it free, if it comes back to you, its yours, if it doesnt, it never was.......and we are still SOULMATES and very very close friends. I am VERY grateful for that. But I let my heart bleed too much.

I seem to fall very fast.......more than one too....i wish i was strong momma!!!! Im gonna start takin after you and have FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! Love you and thanks for your advice....means the world to me!!!!

Thats soooooooooo true....and don't feel bad if I don't fall at least once a week I think I'm slipping...but I have gotten to the point...that I love them and leave them panting for more!!!

You goooooooooooo girl!!!! with my blessings
Remember it's good to have friends too...and I have made friends with one of your friends...but friends only.....he listens to my woes...and makes me laugh

 

[wildrose70]

Re: Good evening

Hello again sweet ladies
hugs and soft kisses from England,
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hey you...go post those gorgeuous bunns on my thread...after all your responsible for me starting it..LOL....so if those are really yours??????? I want to see more!!!!

 

[wildrose70]

Re: Re: Re: Jewelz, Wildrose, Pipercatt, others

ROFL, hey I will see what I can do.....

LMAO...you see that u do...and I like your quote...very clever!!!

 

[Jewelz]

Jewelz, you are starting to scare me with how similar we are. I haven't been with a woman in RL either yet, but the desire is there.

and I've been keeping myself from someone to whom I've grown quite fond of...I know that he cannot accept what I have to offer, for his own reasons. It makes me sad, but I treasure the little time I got to spend with him.

Hugs to you, my hot, passionate friend!

Yes darling, I feel a strong soul connection between us. From the word go. Ive been catching our similiarties too.

Im so sorry for your sadness, but I really can empathize. I need to get my head outta the sand. Im married but fall in love with others in a deep way. I would NEVER expect anyone that Ive met online and became close with (like my ps lover) to stop everything they have going on to be with me. Its not gonna happen. Im married, he is single. So moving on. Hurts, but what else can you do besides sit around and be miserable?? Or go out and have fun..........im trying........aside from that.......I have VERY deep feelings for someone else and he is no secret......i love him sooooooo much too!! And when he comes on at night.......that is the perfect way to end my day........He knows what he means to my heart...........

How do you stop yourself from falling so fast??

Love n hugs to you beautiful......you know how to reach me if you need to talk!!!!!!!

 

[Blue Dolphin]

he he

on my way to your thread gorgeous one
but first
a gentle kiss if I may
holding you lightly by your shoulders, looking into your soft eyes,smiling at you.
My lips slowly brush yours, barely touching, but alive with anticipation, as my tongue snakes out, tracing the line of your mouth, licking gently, mmmmmmmmmm , so sweet

pull back a little


smile



whisper to you

"See you on your thread my sweet,"

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Jewelz, Wildrose, Pipercatt, others

Hi,

I am kind of shy and uncertain, and was wondering if you had any tips on posting a personel ad? Nah, I'm just kidding ladies, just trying to give you a good laugh....


Gunner

LOL!!!!!! it worked! Love the AV......hahahhaha!!!!!

 

[Linedrive]

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LMAO...you see that u do...and I like your quote...very clever!!!

OK, check your thread later tonight, I'll take care of that later.....I've got two kids here that won't leave me alone long enough to get out the cam.

Can't you just see it:

*Gunner gets out camera and drops pants*
Joe: "What is dad doing?"
Kyle: "I think he is taking pictures of his butt"
Joe: "Our dad is a pervert"

Nah, I will get one to your thread later tho...

 

[wildrose70]

Re: he he

on my way to your thread gorgeous one
but first
a gentle kiss if I may
holding you lightly by your shoulders, looking into your soft eyes,smiling at you.
My lips slowly brush yours, barely touching, but alive with anticipation, as my tongue snakes out, tracing the line of your mouth, licking gently, mmmmmmmmmm , so sweet

pull back a little


smile



whisper to you

"See you on your thread my sweet,"

MMMMMMMMMMm love those soft kisses along my neck...and that little brush across my lips....ohhhhhhhh my I'm starting to melt into your arms...hold me I whisper...touch me....kiss me.....see you on the thread my love

 

[wildrose70]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Jewelz, Wildrose, Pipercatt, others

OK, check your thread later tonight, I'll take care of that later.....I've got two kids here that won't leave me alone long enough to get out the cam.

Can't you just see it:

*Gunner gets out camera and drops pants*
Joe: "What is dad doing?"
Kyle: "I think he is taking pictures of his butt"
Joe: "Our dad is a pervert"

Nah, I will get one to your thread later tho...

OMG I'm sitting here cracking up with laughter..this is way too funny....I can just see that..haha...

 

[Jewelz]

Thats soooooooooo true....and don't feel bad if I don't fall at least once a week I think I'm slipping...but I have gotten to the point...that I love them and leave them panting for more!!!

You goooooooooooo girl!!!! with my blessings
Remember it's good to have friends too...and I have made friends with one of your friends...but friends only.....he listens to my woes...and makes me laugh

Thanks soo much! I agree, Cant ever have too many friends, especially those that are as AMAZING as he is! And yes momma, i know you both are friends. I am sooo glad!! he is good at making laughter come easy!! big hugs!!!!!!!!

 

[Linedrive]

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OMG I'm sitting here cracking up with laughter..this is way too funny....I can just see that..haha...

If I have made anyone laugh....that is great. Certainly everyone can use a little humor and laughter in their lives.

As for my quote, I was thinking about making it:

"After talking to you, I'm considering a name change to Fucker Dailey". Somehow, I think I would run into problems in everyday life with a first name of Fucker. Almost as bad as Focker (movie: Meet the parents)

 

[wildrose70]

Thanks soo much! I agree, Cant ever have too many friends, especially those that are as AMAZING as he is! And yes momma, i know you both are friends. I am sooo glad!! he is good at


Good I'm glad you know I wouldn't hurt anyone or interfer with anything....yes he's a neat guy and I was this challenge..but he knows and I know that wont ever happen but instead we became good friends...

 

[wildrose70]

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If I have made anyone laugh....that is great. Certainly everyone can use a little humor and laughter in their lives.

As for my quote, I was thinking about making it:

"After talking to you, I'm considering a name change to Fucker Dailey". Somehow, I think I would run into problems in everyday life with a first name of Fucker. Almost as bad as Focker (movie: Meet the parents)

Your so fucking i mean fockering funny I'm falling off my chair..yes I saw that movie....but I do think I like the Fucker Dailey...now if I can just find me one of those!!! wooohoooooooooooo

Oh believe me humor is what I needed this week...thanks pal...your as crazy as I am....and that's a compliment believe me!!!

 

[pipercatt]

Oh, I am still cracking up, Gunner...how funny. The AV, the photo taking "scene" with your kids. Too funny.

It reminds me of an old episode of the Simpsons where Bart buys a spy camera, and Lisa catches him taking a picture of his butt.

"MOM! Bart's taking a picture of his butt!!"
"I am not!"
"You are too...MOM!"
"oh yeah, right, like I'd really take a picture of my butt."
::ulling up pants::::

MamaRose, you gotta give lessons on leaving them panting for more. Mine just leave...LOL.

Jewelz, sweetness, you know that you can always cry on my shoulder if you need to. And thank you for the reciprical offer. Maybe we can have a good cry together sometime?

I am actually doing pretty good at the moment. Just happy to be here...

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Jewelz, Wildrose, Pipercatt, others

If I have made anyone laugh....that is great. Certainly everyone can use a little humor and laughter in their lives.

As for my quote, I was thinking about making it:

"After talking to you, I'm considering a name change to Fucker Dailey". Somehow, I think I would run into problems in everyday life with a first name of Fucker. Almost as bad as Focker (movie: Meet the parents)

LOVED that movie!!!!!! lol

lmao @ fucker dailey! it would be the perfect compliment if angel changed hers to Suckem

*LIXXX N SLURPZ*

 

[Jewelz]

Good I'm glad you know I wouldn't hurt anyone or interfer with anything....yes he's a neat guy and I was this challenge..but he knows and I know that wont ever happen but instead we became good friends...

Oh gosh, We werent committed momma! I am happiest when he is happy! He deserves every happy moment that happens his way! And Im glad he has a friend in you!!!!!! and vice versa!

SMOOCH!

 

[wildrose70]

Oh, I am still cracking up, Gunner...how funny. The AV, the photo taking "scene" with your kids. Too funny.

It reminds me of an old episode of the Simpsons where Bart buys a spy camera, and Lisa catches him taking a picture of his butt.

"MOM! Bart's taking a picture of his butt!!"
"I am not!"
"You are too...MOM!"
"oh yeah, right, like I'd really take a picture of my butt."
::ulling up pants::::

MamaRose, you gotta give lessons on leaving them panting for more. Mine just leave...LOL.

Jewelz, sweetness, you know that you can always cry on my shoulder if you need to. And thank you for the reciprical offer. Maybe we can have a good cry together sometime?

I am actually doing pretty good at the moment. Just happy to be here...

Any time I can be of help...just whistle...it's all in the right moves honey...woohoooooooo ...of course being the "younger man's fantasy" doesnt hurt either..LOL....

 

[Jewelz]

Jewelz, sweetness, you know that you can always cry on my shoulder if you need to. And thank you for the reciprical offer. Maybe we can have a good cry together sometime?

I am actually doing pretty good at the moment. Just happy to be here...

Glad to hear it love!! I am better too thanks to you, Mama and Gunner!

Yes, We need to talk more often and a good cry is not a bad thing. Huggers angelface!!

 

[wildrose70]

Oh gosh, We werent committed momma! I am happiest when he is happy! He deserves every happy moment that happens his way! And Im glad he has a friend in you!!!!!! and vice versa!

SMOOCH!

He's had some rough times too...thats what is so neat about this place...so many interesting and heart warming and some times heart breaking stories when you get to know the "real" people...this thread has been great for me...so many neat people...feels like my "extended" family.....

Momma's Rose's adopted family....

 

[Linedrive]

Thanxs Ladies

Trust me, I am ROFLMAO too. Glad to brighten your day.

Pipercatt....loved that episode...one of my favorites.

Rose..........Is 31 considered a "young man"?

Jewelz.......I like that suggestion, Fucker Dailey & Suck Em


Hope you all have a good one, I will stop by some other time and trade some laughs with you all.

Take care,


(one for each lady)

 

[wildrose70]

Re: Thanxs Ladies

Trust me, I am ROFLMAO too. Glad to brighten your day.

Pipercatt....loved that episode...one of my favorites.

Rose..........Is 31 considered a "young man"?

Jewelz.......I like that suggestion, Fucker Dailey & Suck Em


Hope you all have a good one, I will stop by some other time and trade some laughs with you all.

Take care,


(one for each lady)

Yessssss indeedy it is considered a "younger" man...so far the youngest is 28 so your in the running....
I vote for Fucker Daily...woohooooo