Momma's Kitchen

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Now you guys really need to learn how to spell...how many times do I have to tell you thats "fuck" and not "duck" ..pay attention to your momma.....before she has to get nasty and send you to bed without your "Quacker"....and you know you won't like that>>>>

Momma says...you never know when a good "fuck" I mean "duck" might fly across your path...so have those salt shakers ready....a little salt on the tail...will slow them down>>>>>>:p ;)
 
QuickDuck said:


Awww beautifrul Jewelz.

no t-shirt from me sorry because that would only put you over my heart, rather than in it as you are now.

ohh duckie! you are so sweet!! is it ok if i cuddle in there awhile? :kiss:

Big big quackers for you honey!!:heart:
 
wildrose70 said:
Now you guys really need to learn how to spell...how many times do I have to tell you thats "fuck" and not "duck" ..pay attention to your momma.....before she has to get nasty and send you to bed without your "Quacker"....and you know you won't like that>>>>

Momma says...you never know when a good "fuck" I mean "duck" might fly across your path...so have those salt shakers ready....a little salt on the tail...will slow them down>>>>>>:p ;)


LMFAO @ MOMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Jewelz said:


ohh duckie! you are so sweet!! is it ok if i cuddle in there awhile? :kiss:

Big big quackers for you honey!!:heart:

you can cuddle me anywhere and anytime you like.

as people know, i am a cuddle slut... get em anywhere, anytime.
 
Oh Hot dammmm I'm on a roll tonite..bouncing back and forth from thread to thread...my ice is melting from all this hot chat..woohooooooooo ....I need to refuel...so I'm good for another 500 tonite...:p
 
QuickDuck said:


you can cuddle me anywhere and anytime you like.

as people know, i am a cuddle slut... get em anywhere, anytime.

GOODIE!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah, and everyone knows whatta lover i am too.......slut, lover......same diff eh? *giggle*:kiss:
 
QuickDuck said:
*licks rose just to keep the temperature up*

Oh thanks I really needed that..somebody on the other thread told me I was going to blow a gasket over Papi...haha;)
 
Jewelz said:


GOODIE!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah, and everyone knows whatta lover i am too.......slut, lover......same diff eh? *giggle*:kiss:

ok ok some licks for the beautiful jewel as well :p
 
QuickDuck said:


ok ok some licks for the beautiful jewel as well :p

Ahem...

<---is not feeling the duck love over here. :)

come on snuggle slut, show me whatcha got!

:D
 
QuickDuck said:



awww you know ya get the good stuff *huggles*

Now, i am feeling the love..thank you Ducky :)

I swear you are gonna make me into a cuddle slut too...but don't tell anyone. I've got a rep to protect...

sha-right!
:D
 
Angel has landed saying Hi. Miss all of you today. Kind of hard flying in the rain. Hi Mom I am behaving , shhhhhh my fingers are cross.
 
Angelofsex said:
Angel has landed saying Hi. Miss all of you today. Kind of hard flying in the rain. Hi Mom I am behaving , shhhhhh my fingers are cross.


Hey there Angel....we all missed you too....I have another thread doing in the pic section..."show me your buns" LOL....sooooooo glad to see you...things are much better today...it's cocktail time tonite....now explain what u mean by flying in the rain????
 
wildrose70 said:



Hey there Angel....we all missed you too....I have another thread doing in the pic section..."show me your buns" LOL....sooooooo glad to see you...things are much better today...it's cocktail time tonite....now explain what u mean by flying in the rain????

Angels has wings but this angel had a drink too. With is raining flying between the drops is very hard/

I am glad it is a better day.....kisses mom.
 
Angelofsex said:
Angel has landed saying Hi. Miss all of you today. Kind of hard flying in the rain. Hi Mom I am behaving , shhhhhh my fingers are cross.

Hi angel...we are enjoying a drink over in MommaRose's new thread in the Pic forum..Something about Bunz, I think. I can't remember.
Too much tequila...lol. And not enuff Papi...ROFL
 
Hi duck giving you an evil smile. How was your day?

I had such a good sleep last night, after well never mind.

Hi Pi I shall go over and check it out.
 
pipercatt said:


Hi angel...we are enjoying a drink over in MommaRose's new thread in the Pic forum..Something about Bunz, I think. I can't remember.
Too much tequila...lol. And not enuff Papi...ROFL

Thats bunns you nut...no more drinks for you and no more Papi..haha.....I'm still drinking but then I'm not driving...just driving the guys nuts!!!! wooooooooohooooooooooo
 
wildrose70 said:


Thats bunns you nut...no more drinks for you and no more Papi..haha.....I'm still drinking but then I'm not driving...just driving the guys nuts!!!! wooooooooohooooooooooo

I'll tell ya a secret MommaRose..after LFF left, I didn't have that tequila shot...I'm drunk off of Papi.

But if I gotta give him up......sigh...

sniff....
 
pipercatt said:


I'll tell ya a secret MommaRose..after LFF left, I didn't have that tequila shot...I'm drunk off of Papi.

But if I gotta give him up......sigh...

sniff....


MMMMMMMMMMMM he's enough to make anyone drunk with lust...and why do you have to give him up....hey remember dream lovers you ever have to give up.....always in your hearts.....
 
Oh man

*Gunner emerges from Pipercatt's lair looking for water*

"Okay...okay...I am your bitch now, what can I do for you next Mistress?"
 
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Gunner Dailey said:
*Gunner emerges from Pipercatt's lair looking for water*

"Okay...okay...I am your bitch now, what can I do for you next Mistress?"

Well, first you have to make yourself a copy of that shirt declaring you my bitch...I loved it! :devil:

Then I will give you some water, then we shall see...

muhahahahaaaa...

::: smacks you on the ass as you turn around to go change::::
 
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pipercatt said:


Well, first you have to make yourself a copy of that shirt declaring you my bitch...I loved it! :devil:

Then I will give you some water, then we shall see...

muhahahahaaaa...

::: smacks you on the ass as you turn around to go change::::


Okay Mistress Pipercatt, Queen of the Universe, I am back in my uniform and promise not to take it off....well at least the shirt. Please may I have some of your water??

*pant* *pant* *pant*
 
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Gunner Dailey said:



Okay Mistress Pipercatt, Queen of the Universe, I am back in my uniform and promise not to take it off....well at least the shirt. Please may I have some of your water??

*pant* *pant* *pant*

Of course you may, pet. Where would you like to drink it from?

:devil:
 
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