Momma's Kitchen

[Jewelz]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hi

Oh good...

Didn't want to accept for you...lol.

lmao! i like i would refuse your bitch.....hahhaahaha!!

you are too funny sis!

 

[Linedrive]

Re: Re: ROFLMFAO

Hello, Luv...

I have the water all hot and steamy in my now clean cave...and as far as the speedo's go, I prefer ya nekkid!

Hot & Steamy.....mmmmMMMMMMmmm
Nekkid it is.....

*Climbs into shower with Piper and starts washing her back*

 

[pipercatt]

Re: Re: Hi

You caught Momma in a bad mood...instead of a Boston Creme pie...would you settle for a kick you know where....RL is getting me down....thats all I need is to bake a pie!! ROTFLMAO....
Now if you offered to share that cave with me and Piper...I just might take you up on it...
"Aint'" those holidays...holidays from hell...and my dammed cat Lurch ruined another mic cord......hey I have a webcam
baby!!

Am I missing something here...who the heck is this hottie Chewbacca Piper...is he another of our "smokers"???

I am sorry you are in a bad mood, Mom...you are welcome in my Cave anytime.

I swear if cats had thumbs, we would all be in trouble...

Chewey is a very nice gentleman that I've made the acquaintance of in the Literotica Movie Date Thread. I think hes gone for the weekend, but he gave me and Jewelz permission to use his body any way we'd like while he's gone, so maybe you could give him a spanking for me, Mom?? Relieve a few of those frustrations?

LOL...

 

[Linedrive]

Re: Re: Hi

You caught Momma in a bad mood...instead of a Boston Creme pie...would you settle for a kick you know where....RL is getting me down....thats all I need is to bake a pie!! ROTFLMAO....
Now if you offered to share that cave with me and Piper...I just might take you up on it...
"Aint'" those holidays...holidays from hell...and my dammed cat Lurch ruined another mic cord......hey I have a webcam
baby!!

Am I missing something here...who the heck is this hottie Chewbacca Piper...is he another of our "smokers"???

Fuck I hate it when Mom is in a bad mood, ask her for a pie and get a swift kick in the ass instead........

Share the cave with you and piper..... *gears turning in mind*

Ya, I hate to sound like a bitter holiday person, but they sure were a hell of alot funner when I was 7...lol. Just kidding, the kids love it and make those holidays special.

 

[Richard49]

Spanking

Spankings..spankings did some one mention spankings...get that ass over here and lay over momma's knee...I can take out my frustations!!!!!!

Piper is already over my lap

Cute as too

 

[Linedrive]

Re: Re: Hi

Woooohoooooooooo.........we will do you too LMAO!!!!!!!!

Jewelz.......

I can't think of a better way to spend an afternoon, take the kid and RL problems to the sitter, pickup Piper on your way over....I've got the hottub warmed and ready....

 

[pipercatt]

Re: Spanking

Piper is already over my lap

Cute as too

Only if you promise...ow...to..OW....rub it...Ow ow ow...afterwards, Richard...ow!

*snicker*

 

[wildrose70]

Re: Re: Re: Hi

I am sorry you are in a bad mood, Mom...you are welcome in my Cave anytime.

I swear if cats had thumbs, we would all be in trouble...

Chewey is a very nice gentleman that I've made the acquaintance of in the Literotica Movie Date Thread. I think hes gone for the weekend, but he gave me and Jewelz permission to use his body any way we'd like while he's gone, so maybe you could give him a spanking for me, Mom?? Relieve a few of those frustrations?

LOL...

MMMMMMMMM never been to the Lit Movie date thread..perhaps I should check it out...after I go shoot the kids and kill the ex...then maybe I will feel better oh yes and pull the cats teeth...on second thought I'm going to have a big "mother'fucker" cocktail tonite....Woohooooooooooo I'll do the spanking later..time for another cig...and they ask why do you smoke!!!!!!!!! OMG..if I didnt I would shoot them all......

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Re: Re: Hi

Jewelz.......

I can't think of a better way to spend an afternoon, take the kid and RL problems to the sitter, pickup Piper on your way over....I've got the hottub warmed and ready....

woot woot!!!! we are sooooooo there!! arent we sis?

 

[wildrose70]

Re: Re: Re: Hi

Fuck I hate it when Mom is in a bad mood, ask her for a pie and get a swift kick in the ass instead........

Share the cave with you and piper..... *gears turning in mind*

Ya, I hate to sound like a bitter holiday person, but they sure were a hell of alot funner when I was 7...lol. Just kidding, the kids love it and make those holidays special.

MMMMMMMMM the cave idea sounds much better that a kick in the ass...LOl

Sure kids loved it when u got to go to both places...drove me nuts!!!!!
Awwwwwwwww momma is sorry ...let me kiss you and make it all better...LOL

 

[pipercatt]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hi

woot woot!!!! we are sooooooo there!! arent we sis?

Ouch..you betcha...ooooo....although...ow...I might be...ooooo...a little late...pant pant....I am a little.....ow ow ow....tied up....pant...at the moment....

Richard, there'd better be a good fucking ass rub....OUCH...after this...oooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo....

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hi

MMMMMMMMM never been to the Lit Movie date thread..perhaps I should check it out...after I go shoot the kids and kill the ex...then maybe I will feel better oh yes and pull the cats teeth...on second thought I'm going to have a big "mother'fucker" cocktail tonite....Woohooooooooooo I'll do the spanking later..time for another cig...and they ask why do you smoke!!!!!!!!! OMG..if I didnt I would shoot them all......

HUGGLES momma!!!! ive had an afternoon from hell too!! my fukkin cat decides to try to leap thru the closed frikkin window and lands herself down on the pile of dishes that are clean but drying.....pulls down the towel that is near them, all the dishes come crashing to the floor, she falls into the bucket of water i used to mop the floors.........knocks it over...all over the kitchen....im still sopping it up!!!! i beat her and threw her down in the basement.....the baby wont stop crying...i have to watch my younger cousins tonight for about 4 hours....BLAH!!!!!!!!!!

C A L G O N!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hi

Ouch..you betcha...ooooo....although...ow...I might be...ooooo...a little late...pant pant....I am a little.....ow ow ow....tied up....pant...at the moment....

Richard, there'd better be a good fucking ass rub....OUCH...after this...oooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo....

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

 

[artful]

Ladies

I need someone to take care of my pet for awhile.

 

[Linedrive]

Re: Hottub

woot woot!!!! we are sooooooo there!! arent we sis?

*Gunner grins*

*Keeping as straight of a face as possible*.......
"Let me assure you, that I won't make a chapter out of this to put into my book...."Confessions of a 31 yr old pervert".

 

[Linedrive]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hi

MMMMMMMMM the cave idea sounds much better that a kick in the ass...LOl

Sure kids loved it when u got to go to both places...drove me nuts!!!!!
Awwwwwwwww momma is sorry ...let me kiss you and make it all better...LOL

The cave or the hot tub Momma? U know your invited....

*Gets kiss from Momma on elbow*

"I've got an owie here too momma........"

 

[pipercatt]

Re: Re: Hottub

*Gunner grins*

*Keeping as straight of a face as possible*.......
"Let me assure you, that I won't make a chapter out of this to put into my book...."Confessions of a 31 yr old pervert".

Why the hell not??? I've always wanted to be immortalized in print...

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Re: Hottub

*Gunner grins*

*Keeping as straight of a face as possible*.......
"Let me assure you, that I won't make a chapter out of this to put into my book...."Confessions of a 31 yr old pervert".

well that sux ass! I wanna go down in history! my name in the best seller! c'mon.....can i change your mind.....*wicked laugh as I lean in to give ya lixx*

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Re: Re: Hottub

Why the hell not??? I've always wanted to be immortalized in print...

LMAO....that was skeery to come back and see that you had written nearly the same thing as me....you hit send a minute faster LOL

 

[pipercatt]

Re: Re: Re: Hottub

well that sux ass! I wanna go down in history! my name in the best seller! c'mon.....can i change your mind.....*wicked laugh as I lean in to give ya lixx*

ROFL, Jewelz, that was pretty scary...

 

[Richard49]

Re: Re: Spanking

Only if you promise...ow...to..OW....rub it...Ow ow ow...afterwards, Richard...ow!
*snicker*

I prefer to lick them after the spanking

play on words here....sorry...."after the spanking I am ....."

 

[Linedrive]

Re: Re: Re: Hottub

well that sux ass! I wanna go down in history! my name in the best seller! c'mon.....can i change your mind.....*wicked laugh as I lean in to give ya lixx*

ROFL, it looks like Gunner is outvoted 2-1 on this, so it will appear in the book.

.....lixx from Jewelz.....mmmmmmmmm Back atcha

Shit! I got into the hottub and forgot to put my fucking trunks on....and the champagne is sitting right over there.....Damn it.

"Piper? Jewelz? Can one of you grab that champagne"

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hottub

ROFL, it looks like Gunner is outvoted 2-1 on this, so it will appear in the book.

.....lixx from Jewelz.....mmmmmmmmm Back atcha

Shit! I got into the hottub and forgot to put my fucking trunks on....and the champagne is sitting right over there.....Damn it.

"Piper? Jewelz? Can one of you grab that champagne"

Looking down at my hands........ummmmmm dont you feel that?? they are occupied........muahahhahaha!

 

[pipercatt]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hottub

ROFL, it looks like Gunner is outvoted 2-1 on this, so it will appear in the book.

.....lixx from Jewelz.....mmmmmmmmm Back atcha

Shit! I got into the hottub and forgot to put my fucking trunks on....and the champagne is sitting right over there.....Damn it.

"Piper? Jewelz? Can one of you grab that champagne"

Fucking trunks? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?


Sorry, dude...I am still being spanked, and soon to be licked by Richard...I cant reach the bottle from his lap...muhahahaaaaa....

(ow ow ow)

 

[Jewelz]

lmao.....piper....god you are too much today!!