Momma's Kitchen

[pipercatt]

Re: Re: Re: Jewelz & Piper......mmmmmmm

Ohh you suffer from "fukkits" lately too???

Big time...I don't suffer rejection well..even if the holidaze are involved.

 

[Linedrive]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Jewelz & Piper......mmmmmmm

Not laughing at you, honey.....and if you can swing it, I am SOOOOOOO there.

*Gunner calls up credit card companies....fuck $ 344.*

*Needing 3 plane tickets for $ 344, runs and logs onto travelocity....places bid for tickets at $ 100 each*

*Checks back later and sum fucker has bid $ 105......Gunner sends email to fucker and tells him if he bids that price up one more time....... *

 

[pipercatt]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Jewelz & Piper......mmmmmmm

Vegas with Piper & Jewelz........a man can dream

I was thinking about playing the slits...er...the slots first, whatcha think?

Wooo, sounds like it would be my "lucky" night...

LOL

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Jewelz & Piper......mmmmmmm

Vegas with Piper & Jewelz........a man can dream

I was thinking about playing the slits...er...the slots first, whatcha think?

Dreamin.......dreamin!!!! sigh....

i think that is a good idea!! yeah, momma always said playin the slits.....err slots is lotsa fun!!!!!

 

[Linedrive]

Re: Six Ways

Its ok baby.....Pipers gonna blow you 6 ways from sunday and I will do it 6 ways from monday! hahahah!! you lukky dawg!!

Ruff....Ruff....Ruff

Jewelz......you

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Jewelz & Piper......mmmmmmm

Big time...I don't suffer rejection well..even if the holidaze are involved.

Huggles babe!!

 

[Linedrive]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Jewelz & Piper......mmmmmmm

Wooo, sounds like it would be my "lucky" night...

LOL

Piper....? Think we can get it to rain that night?

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Re: Six Ways

Ruff....Ruff....Ruff

Jewelz......you

Dats a halo you see up dair!! silly boy!!!!

 

[Linedrive]

Re: Jewelz & Piper......mmmmmmm

Dreamin.......dreamin!!!! sigh....

i think that is a good idea!! yeah, momma always said playin the slits.....err slots is lotsa fun!!!!!

Slits, Slots or Sluts?
Ass, Behind or Butts?
Jewelz, Piper, and Rose?
Euphoria from my head......down to my toes.

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Re: Jewelz & Piper......mmmmmmm

Slits, Slots or Sluts?
Ass, Behind or Butts?
Jewelz, Piper, and Rose?
Euphoria from my head......down to my toes.

so damned talented G!!!!! be sure to add this to your book!!

 

[Linedrive]

Re: Re: Re: Six Ways

Dats a halo you see up dair!! silly boy!!!!

Ya, and that's a telephone pole in my boxers......lol

 

[pipercatt]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Jewelz & Piper......mmmmmmm

Piper....? Think we can get it to rain that night?

God owes me a favor, I'll see what I can do...

 

[Linedrive]

Re: Re: Re: Jewelz & Piper......mmmmmmm

so damned talented G!!!!! be sure to add this to your book!!

*Clears throat*
"Hmmmm, me talented?"

I'll put into the book for you Jewelz.....

Chapter 14: Poetry that makes women want to fuck

ROFL.....

 

[pipercatt]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Six Ways

Ya, and that's a telephone pole in my boxers......lol

And what a nice telephone pole it is, too...

 

[Linedrive]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Jewelz & Piper......mmmmmmm

God owes me a favor, I'll see what I can do...

Hmmmm, I owe him about 5, so we may be SOL there.....oh well, we can always use the shower, and make our own thunderstorms

 

[Linedrive]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Six Ways

And what a nice telephone pole it is, too...

Just make sure when your climbing it, not to wear those shoes with little metal spikes in the bottoms......

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Six Ways

Ya, and that's a telephone pole in my boxers......lol

*ring ring*.......or is that Schwing schwing!??

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Jewelz & Piper......mmmmmmm

*Clears throat*
"Hmmmm, me talented?"

I'll put into the book for you Jewelz.....

Chapter 14: Poetry that makes women want to fuck

ROFL.....

hahaha!! dat it does!!! *LIXXXXXXXX*

 

[Linedrive]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Six Ways

*ring ring*.......or is that Schwing schwing!??

Veeery good Jewelz

*Violent Tornado blows thru, trees are flattened, houses lifted from their foundations, total madness and destruction*

*Calling Jewelz on the phone...*

"Jewelz, I've got a telephone pole that I need help re-setting, you available?"

 

[Linedrive]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Jewelz & Piper......mmmmmmm

hahaha!! dat it does!!! *LIXXXXXXXX*

Damn your good Jewelz.......if you didn't like your drinks on the rocks (ice), there would be a high probability of me trying to seduce you....

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Six Ways

Veeery good Jewelz

*Violent Tornado blows thru, trees are flattened, houses lifted from their foundations, total madness and destruction*

*Calling Jewelz on the phone...*

"Jewelz, I've got a telephone pole that I need help re-setting, you available?"

*sure, be right there....any special equipment i need to bring along?*

 

[Linedrive]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Six Ways

*sure, be right there....any special equipment i need to bring along?*

*Gunner gets scared at the mention of "special equiptment"*

Jewelz....your gonna leave that strap on at home...right? right?

 

[pipercatt]

LOLOL, you two are too funny...

 

[Linedrive]

Piper

LOLOL, you two are too funny...

Thought we lost you.....it's Friday afternoon....do you know where your bitch is?

*Raising Hand* Right here, Right here

 

[Angelofsex]

Gunner have to say, job well done.........how many girls now.....mmmmm....you do keep yourself busy........Well I could tell everyone is having fun here.........good for the three of you.........see you later.......be safe.