my cock is so big...

[NippleMuncher]

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/7/27/VhYjNlv5uUirNRjHdwH6pA2.jpg
https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/7/27/VhYjNlv5uUirNRjHdwH6pA2.jpg

 

[Saucyminx]

It leaves Personal Ads on the "My Pussy Is So Deep" joke thread!

... And if a similar comment has been made on this thread and I missed reading it, then let me point out that this cock is so big that it has to repeat itself

Your cock is so big, it should pay other people to do its research.

 

[blade_rocknut]

My cawk is so big, I have anal and oral sex....simultaneously.

 

[NippleMuncher]

My new Fleshlight has finally arrived!

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6792385792/hFC6CD50E/
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6792385792/hFC6CD50E/

 

[Mas1188]

Yummy

 

[Cratchit]

....It paid more than me in taxes last year!

 

[Mas1188]

Who wants to help a horny girl get off....

 

[Christopher2012]

My new Fleshlight has finally arrived!

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6792385792/hFC6CD50E/
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6792385792/hFC6CD50E/

Bahahah I actually laughed out loud.

 

[silverwhisper]

...it makes people send unsolicited asshat PMs.
...it can take a small book and stretch it into 3 major motion pictures.
...it's the source of "your mom" jokes.

ed

 

[NippleMuncher]

MCISB that I rent it out as a sea kayak, and no, that's not flotsam in the water . . .
http://md.tgpsitecentral.com/pod/2013-01-28.jpg
http://md.tgpsitecentral.com/pod/2013-01-28.jpg

 

[Lord Pmann]

This thread is so juvenile.

 

[silverwhisper]

yes, and we all know how much you can't abide that sort of thing.

ed

 

[NippleMuncher]

MCISB that it sticks out of my shirt!
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7058462208/hD0F8634A/
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7058462208/hD0F8634A/

 

[Adre]

MCISB...

It applied for membership in the UN.

 

[NippleMuncher]

I've had a big cock for as long as I can remember.

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2152390/83133452.jpg
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2152390/83133452.jpg

 

[craiger58]

My cock is so big...

Multiplex theatres now have FIVE sizes of popcorn:
Small, Medium, Large, Extra-Large and...
MY COCK!

 

[candyredlips]

best laugh of the day! ^__^. (p.s. sorry i don't have a cocky picture to add)

 

[senzafine]

MCISB, I have to have special pants made.

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/8/17/07uoIBnkwUa36j3t2Ac5ew2.jpg
https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/8/17/07uoIBnkwUa36j3t2Ac5ew2.jpg

My new Fleshlight has finally arrived!

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6792385792/hFC6CD50E/
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6792385792/hFC6CD50E/

....It paid more than me in taxes last year!

MCISB...

It applied for membership in the UN.

I've had a big cock for as long as I can remember.

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2152390/83133452.jpg
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2152390/83133452.jpg

This thread is hilarious! Carry on, fellas

 

[Emerson40]

http://s02.tcuniverse.com/vkmedia_store/2013/03/Lu0NUVx46RUZJfnt/sizes/clean/pic_098_clean_790.jpg

 

[NippleMuncher]

Emerson, check your linky, all I get is a blank screen. When I quote your message to get the linky addy, it goes to a generic pic page, not the specified image.

You'll probably have to save it to your hard drive then upload it, or find another host to link from.

 

[NightL]

here you go NippleMuncher...

http://s02.tcuniverse.com/vkmedia_store/2013/03/Lu0NUVx46RUZJfnt/sizes/clean/pic_098_clean_790.jpg

 

[lockedhubby]

I guess everyone's cock is bigger than mine. I LOVE THIS THREAD. It has made a blah day much better.

 

[blade_rocknut]

My cock is so big, the Google Maps car took panoramic pics of it, and girls check in there on facebook.

 

[NippleMuncher]

My cock is so big, the Google Maps car took panoramic pics of it, and girls check in there on facebook.

My cock is so big, the Google Maps car had to stop 3 times for gas while it was taking the pictures.

 

[Lord Pmann]

My cock is so big, it is like a clown car when I pull it out of my pants.