my cock is so big...

[silverwhisper]

so pmann's uncut?



i couldn't think of a better place to link this article from canada's the lapine, a satiric site a la the onion: most US males pet name their penises.

enjoy!

ed

 

[NippleMuncher]

MCISB, China is erecting a monument in my honor

 

[Monazwx]

When I saw this, I thought of you guys;

http://typelol.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/your-hole-is-our-goal-hawaii.jpg

 

[firefighter12]

My cock is so big, it has it's own Area Code and Postal Code

 

[NippleMuncher]

Look! Up in the sky!! It's a bird!!! It's a plane!!!! It's . . . it's . . . My cock!

 

[shesaysimtiny]

So big

It might scare a field mouse

 

[Que]

...that it makes my ego seem small.

 

[davro]

Last time I got a hard on the Earth wobbled on it's Axis.

 

[davro]

And guess what they used to drill the Channel Tunnel?

 

[Emerson40]

I'm a doner, twice a week.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/67c72478c7e1cf6fc677fc253f513b27/tumblr_mnea2s3bIp1rq1pj8o1_500.jpg​

 

[QuantumJumping]

Look! Up in the sky!! It's a bird!!! It's a plane!!!! It's . . . it's . . . My cock!

Ha Ha Ha

 

[Radarlove500]

............

 

[NippleMuncher]

My cock is so big it made Chuck Norris cry.

Oh come on, at least be plausible, Chuck Norris trumps everything!

 

[Radarlove500]

...........

 

[NippleMuncher]

MCISB that a novel was written in its honor

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltz55mikeq1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg

 

[NippleMuncher]

http://i.qkme.me/35nu6p.jpg

 

[NippleMuncher]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m76xiyljKt1r4tgcio1_500.jpg

 

[silverwhisper]

NM, those were awesome!

ed

 

[FistedSister]

Well I guess that gives you an idea of just how big my cock is doesn't it.

I'm sure Chuck Norris is used to big dicks up his butt.

 

[lemmesee]

My cock is so big that I have to use both hands to get myself off....

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

My cock is so big that i have to tie it to my ankle, and when i get hard during the day someone usually gets kicked in the face.

 

[NippleMuncher]

http://i1281.photobucket.com/albums/a503/sunshineandsparrows/1013881_496975740375904_1218952881_n_zpse7cfd25e.jpg

 

[NippleMuncher]

http://fs2.funny10.com/i2/00006/usn4q2fca2b1_t.jpg

 

[imemkay]

^^^^ I laughed harder at that than I should have.

 

[Rolando2]

My cock is so big it made Chuck Norris cry.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-GPJNBZFvyKI/UeMeK-r4QqI/AAAAAAAAAtY/6XrNiKFw9PM/s387/chuck-norris-approved.gif