My last orgasm was...

In dire contradiction to my signature (what good are these anyway? I can’t see anyone’s signature), I flew too close to the sun. The calf cramped up like the tum tum after two servings of saag paneer.

This is why I’ve never understood autoerotic asphyxiation. At some point you go too far and it’s too late. If I’m wrong, tell me what’s up. I’ll take comments off-air😆.
 
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