My Lit Lover Thread

[IhateClowns]

CuntMule don't pay any attention to these "women." Just because they have shown their faces, have filled out profiles and posted on the boards for a while does not mean anything. I know who the true woman is here and it is you.

It's just their testosterone popping out showing their true hairy knuckled, prostate having selves. It's fun how these women show their true selves once they see true love on these boards.

You don't let these men, oooooops women bring you down. Hang in there baby and get your webcam fixed so you can watch me play just the tip with myself.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

CuntMule don't pay any attention to these "women." Just because they have shown their faces, have filled out profiles and posted on the boards for a while does not mean anything. I know who the true woman is here and it is you.

It's just their testosterone popping out showing their true hairy knuckled, prostate having selves. It's fun how these women show their true selves once they see true love on these boards.

You don't let these men, oooooops women bring you down. Hang in there baby and get your webcam fixed so you can watch me play just the tip with myself.

to show CuntMule how dedicated you are to your relationship, it would only make sense for you to send some cash to the P.O. Box in Puerto Rico that she is borrowing from a friend while her house is getting exterminated, so she can fix her phone, web cam, etc.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

CuntMule don't pay any attention to these "women." Just because they have shown their faces, have filled out profiles and posted on the boards for a while does not mean anything. I know who the true woman is here and it is you.

It's just their testosterone popping out showing their true hairy knuckled, prostate having selves. It's fun how these women show their true selves once they see true love on these boards.

You don't let these men, oooooops women bring you down. Hang in there baby and get your webcam fixed so you can watch me play just the tip with myself.

*music still playing in the background*

*crying uncontrollably*

I mean. ..*sobs*
You told me size doesn't matter!!

Even after you practically fell in after the first thrust,,I still felt like you were the one. ..my one true soul mate who would show me a diminutive dick could still be dominant.

You have broken my heart! I shall now put you on "ignore"..

 

[IhateClowns]

Ummm CuntMule said she lives near San Quentin. Puerto Rico? You are thinking of a drug mule. Simple mistake.

 

[feistyphoenix]

I cannot stop laughing.

This is epic.

 

[Suz_anne]

Awwwwww, mazel tov! So wonderful to see two people so deeply in love in mere minutes.

I'm sure CuntMule will make a stunning bride at your Lit-wedding. Maybe we could all help out to make your Lit-ceremony extra special. Not that I'm angling to be a Lit-bridesmaid or anything...

Do they make a tuxedo onesie? *goes off to google*

 

[IhateClowns]

Roses are red
My CuntMule so sassy.
You're that awesome feeling
Just after being gassy.

That's how much I love you baby. That euphoric feeling just after releasing a huge fart. That slight pain and then release to euphoria.

 

[IhateClowns]

Hey CuntMule I am about to go hop in the shower. I feel it is important to let you know where I am at all times in case you come here and I am not online. Trust is the most important thing.

Jut so you know I woke up at 8:15 and then took a piss. You know after the wet dream piss that naturally happens. I then went downstairs and are a bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats and watched some church TV until 10. I then swept my floors and vacuumed. Now I am alllllll dirty and sweaty and need to cleanse myself.

Once again don't mind these posters on here. They crave lit love but are not being truthful like yourself.i have not had a relationship with any of these women however I might have sent a few random taint pics to a few. Please realize this was last week and they mean nothing to me.

I am going now for about 15 minutes to shower. I will be back shortly my love sponge.

 

[imnauti]

It's so beautiful to see people find each other here and know that it's true love in such a short time. Congratulations!




p.s. IHC, if things don't work out with your new love, I hope you'll try to get over her by professing your love to all of the other lit ladies and seeing if anything develops elsewhere.

 

[CuntMule]

Oh Clowny.

*giggle* *snort* *queef* *squirt* *butt clench*

I have awoken to my heart singing and soaring. Your poem is so sweet as I know what it is like to pass an awful fart. That relief is epic to say the very least.

You told your mom and dad about me? Is your dad cute? I only ask because I want to know what I got when you get to his age. Does he make a lot of money and are your parents marriage sound? Just wondering is all. Hehe.

I didn't dream about you of that is ok, but I have started a mixtape for you. I think you will really like it.

First song on there is Jump Jump by Kriss Kross. It shows how much my heart has lept since I met you.

I don't worry about all these other bitches. I don't care of they have seen your taint either. I love that your taint looks like the beards on Duck Dynasty, to me it's sexy.

When I told you I was near San Quentin it lied. I am actually in San Quentin and will be for the foreseeable future. I can explain why in private but please realize I love you and I will do ANYTHING and I mean ANYTHING to make this work for us.

I had my roommate do a prison tattoo of you on my left testicle, I mean buttock. That way every time I take a shit I will be thinking of you.

I love you Clowny.

 

[Suz_anne]

http://www.creativequirkwholesale.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/0/1011-onesie-tuxedo-boy.jpg

So handsome!

 

[IhateClowns]

Cunty, Cunty, Cunty. I love your sense of humor. Saying your actually in San Quentin. You mean you work there as a prison RN or something correct? Of course you do. I apologize for even questioning you.

You made me a mixtape? Awe sugar tits, that is incredibly sweet of you. This Mac Daddy is gonna make you jump, jump when I play with your tits. Over the bra of course.

My shower was amazing by the way. My wiener looked like Santa's beard had covered his nose, I had so much soap on it. I guess I got caught up in daydrwing about your luscious curves.

Love makes you do wild and crazy things doesn't it? I just went to get the mail nude with only a beach towel on my head. John my neighbor was mowing his lawn and then started puking. He must have eaten something bad earlier. I hope he feels better soon.

Just know my love grows stronger each time am Angel gets its wings. Oh oh oh. There it is. Another leap of love. I bet I am level like 300 on candy crush in love with you.

By the way my dad keeps asking details about you. I think he is very excited to meet you.

 

[ydahecnot]

Oh Clowny.

*giggle* *snort* *queef* *squirt* *butt clench*

I have awoken to my heart singing and soaring. Your poem is so sweet as I know what it is like to pass an awful fart. That relief is epic to say the very least.

You told your mom and dad about me? Is your dad cute? I only ask because I want to know what I got when you get to his age. Does he make a lot of money and are your parents marriage sound? Just wondering is all. Hehe.

I didn't dream about you of that is ok, but I have started a mixtape for you. I think you will really like it.

First song on there is Jump Jump by Kriss Kross. It shows how much my heart has lept since I met you.

I don't worry about all these other bitches. I don't care of they have seen your taint either. I love that your taint looks like the beards on Duck Dynasty, to me it's sexy.

When I told you I was near San Quentin it lied. I am actually in San Quentin and will be for the foreseeable future. I can explain why in private but please realize I love you and I will do ANYTHING and I mean ANYTHING to make this work for us.

I had my roommate do a prison tattoo of you on my left testicle, I mean buttock. That way every time I take a shit I will be thinking of you.

I love you Clowny.

You need to prove that by sigging in large, colorful letters that you are off limits.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

juicy

You need to prove that by sigging in large, colorful letters that you are off limits.

i'm thinking orange.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

juicy

You need to prove that by sigging in large, colorful letters that you are off limits.

I'm thinking orange.

(obviously I was thinking about it a lot. :rolleye: how do I delete a post?)

 

[Aquagal]

Now you should go to each touch feely thread and profess your undying love for each other from 6-9 PM daily.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Now you should go to each touch feely thread and profess your undying love for each other from 6-9 PM daily.

no, a love as deep and true as theirs must have a dedicated forum untainted by the usual Lit hookups, dick viewings, orgasm frequency queries and polls of pussy wetness quotients.

 

[IhateClowns]

Oh my sweet sweet CuntMule. The past 45 minutes have been so tough not talking to you. I have hyperventilated twice and have diarrhea now. My love for you is making me sick. When can we see each other? I long for your touch. I watched a Cheaters marathon last night and it just made me smile because our love is so strong that I have nothing to worry about.

I want to scream from the Lit mountain tops that my name is IHC and I LOVE CuntMule!!!!!

 

[CuntMule]

You wanted to hear my voice to prove how much of a woman I am.

Here you go Clowny baby. I love you!!!

http://audioboo.fm/boos/2052259

 

[BBWangeleyes]

IHC, do you know when you and your Mule will be able to meet? Do you need money for a flight? I am happy to chip in for true love. It is so beautiful, after all.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

You wanted to hear my voice to prove how much of a woman I am.

Here you go Clowny baby. I love you!!!

http://audioboo.fm/boos/2052259

why did I envision CuntMule sounding more like Mrs. Doubtfire?

 

[JennyNo1]

Oh, clowns, I'm sooooo happy for you! Please PM me a list of the other threads you will be posting in so that I will not miss a single word of your enthralling story of love and lit-lust. And CM, you lucky lucky woman! Just so you know, IHC's case of Lit-herpes is finally under control; if you wear a virtual condom, you should be just fine.

So have you registered in the Lit Adult Toy Store yet? I want to make sure to get something extra special for your Lit wedding.

 

[IhateClowns]

You wanted to hear my voice to prove how much of a woman I am.

Here you go Clowny baby. I love you!!!

http://audioboo.fm/boos/2052259

Oh my gosh CuntMule. I just mastrbated 8 times to your voice. I think I cummed a knee tendon the very last time. So fucking hot baby. You have my rod standing at attention waitin for the national anthem to start.

Damn baby it will be difficult not to attack you when we meet. I know you are a virgin but damn with a voice like that I am unsure how.

 

[IhateClowns]

Mmmmmmm baby. I heard your voice and it got me so hot. I just had to respond. I hope you like the passion behind my voice.

Only yours, IHC.

http://audioboo.fm/boos/2052536

 

[CuntMule]

Mmmmmmm baby. I heard your voice and it got me so hot. I just had to respond. I hope you like the passion behind my voice.

Only yours, IHC.

http://audioboo.fm/boos/2052536

Wow I just listened to that while eating Gordon's Fish Sticks in the mess hall. That was so hot baby!!! I just want you to know how hard you make me. My clit being hard that is. I had to immediately skip my meal and run to the communal shower. I just leaned against the wall till my legs went rubbery. Mmmmmmm baby what you do to me.