My Lit Lover Thread

[IhateClowns]

I am starting to question the validity of you CuntMule. I did some checking and no one named CuntMule is at San Quentin right now. Plus I really analyzed your voice when I wasn't hard and all of my blood is going to the right head and you sort of sound like a trucker.

I still love you, but I am worries your clit might be bigger than my dick. The fact that your cell phone doesn't work, your cam doesn't work either.

You only have 1 song so far on your mixtape for me and I am already on my third full mixtape for you.

Help me believe in you and us.

 

[SquirrellyBabe]

You only have 1 song so far on your mixtape for me and I am already on my third full mixtape for you.

Quality normally trumps quantity. What song did she provide for you?

 

[ViciousTease]

But ... I don't understand. I really thought we had something special. The slumber parties ... the late night talks ... pillow fights in our undies. Please, CuntMule, tell me it isn't really over!

 

[IhateClowns]

Quality normally trumps quantity. What song did she provide for you?

Jump by Kriss Kross. Granted a great song but still.

 

[IhateClowns]

But ... I don't understand. I really thought we had something special. The slumber parties ... the late night talks ... pillow fights in our undies. Please, CuntMule, tell me it isn't really over!

You have met CuntMule face to face? "She" said she hadn't met anyone yet. How many other people have played with CuntMule? I feel so duped.

 

[mouthybrunette]

You have met CuntMule face to face? "She" said she hadn't met anyone yet. How many other people have played with CuntMule? I feel so duped.

I've known her for years. She's 81, not 18, and from Virginia, not a virgin. She doesn't type well. She's still smoking hot though. Who knew granny panties could be so sexy?

For the record, her phone isn't broken. She gets confused and tries to text with the remote control. Poor, sweet soul.

 

[imnauti]

I've known her for years. She's 81, not 18, and from Virginia, not a virgin. She doesn't type well. She's still smoking hot though. Who knew granny panties could be so sexy?

For the record, her phone isn't broken. She gets confused and tries to text with the remote control. Poor, sweet soul.

Brilliant!

 

[xxxLunaxxx]

Wow, I think this thread has made me fall in love with IHC. But now he's taken and will never be mine! Sniffles

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Jump by Kriss Kross. Granted a great song but still.

but then there's the age-old question:

which of you is the MacDaddy, and which is the DaddyMac?

relationships are hard

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Wow, I think this thread has made me fall in love with IHC. But now he's taken and will never be mine! Sniffles

How I feel exactly.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I cannot hide my love anymore. I need to let all the women of lit know that although I have never really been on the market, I have met my Lit wife and she is devine. It's funny how we met. I posted on the "Is there a lit member that wants to fuck you" thread with a simple nada. She posted underneath with a nope I am new here. It was her first post.

I looked up her profile. There was no information. I sent a simple PM asking saying hi and welcome to the boards. She was so sweet and kind. We have been messaging each other for the past hour and I have decided that she is the one. I asked her if she was a female. That she didn't have a penis and she said "of course not!" That's all I need.

I asked for some details and she was so kind to tell me about herself. She she told me she is an 18 year old virgin with a daddy complex. The furthest she has gotten with a guy is over the bra fondling and her life goal is to be a social worker. Are you kidding me? I hit the Lit jackpot!!!

Seriously when do you ever see these type of posters? They just don't exist around here and I was able to wooo this jewel of a find. I have asked to speak to her on the phone but her cell phone is broken. Inasked if we could cam together and she said that her webcam was broken when her cat knocked over her glass dildo cracking the camera. Silly fucking cat! I have asked her to send me a picture and she has tried 3 times but for some reason it hasn't come through yet. I am sure it is my connection and they will come through soon.

Until then we will just live on post love. Who needs to meet up prior to falling in endless love? Not me. I fell in love when she typed out virgin and willing to learn. I have so much to teach her. Tongue kissing and grinding against each other trough jeans without chaffing. I have never felt so giddy in my life.

We talked it over and instead of boring you all with our love for one another, we decided to just create a thread where we can post on it and share our love for one another without nauseating anyone.

Please respect our unconditional and monogamous love for one another. Please don't be jealous that I found her first. Sometimes lightening strikes when uou are least expecting it.

You say don't be jealous, but come on man! I was jealous as soon as you said she posted right after you did in that thread. I'd have wanked right there.

You are a lucky, lucky man....if ever you throw her away like a bad sardine, throw her my way....ok buddy?

 

[IhateClowns]

I've known her for years. She's 81, not 18, and from Virginia, not a virgin. She doesn't type well. She's still smoking hot though. Who knew granny panties could be so sexy?

For the record, her phone isn't broken. She gets confused and tries to text with the remote control. Poor, sweet soul.

Is she Mildred? I "dated" a woman named Mildred for a little while a few years ago because I wanted a sugar mama. She was a lovely woman but rubbing her feet was like massaging gravel. I had to go down on her twice and day and her pussy smelled like Ben Gay. I did it anyway for the weekly stipend. Ten she found a younger guy am dropped me quickly.

I wonder if she created an alt and came on to me as CuntMule. Hmmmm

 

[IhateClowns]

Wow, I think this thread has made me fall in love with IHC. But now he's taken and will never be mine! Sniffles

Yeah I am in love with CuntMule but I think I am being catfished. I am waiting for Nev to pop out take me to CuntMule's cell am it turn out to be an inmate named Bull who is just looking for me to be his penpal bitch.

 

[IhateClowns]

but then there's the age-old question:

which of you is the MacDaddy, and which is the DaddyMac?

relationships are hard

She he was both to me. She he made my heart jump jump jump.

 

[IhateClowns]

How I feel exactly.

Axing how many women starting swinging for the next vine when it is newly taken. I see how all of you women are.

 

[IhateClowns]

You say don't be jealous, but come on man! I was jealous as soon as you said she posted right after you did in that thread. I'd have wanked right there.

You are a lucky, lucky man....if ever you throw her away like a bad sardine, throw her my way....ok buddy?

She he is allllll yours. I am tired of waiting for her his cam and cellphone to get fixed. I am a visual creature. I need to see what I am jerking in tears to.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

She he is allllll yours. I am tired of waiting for her his cam and cellphone to get fixed. I am a visual creature. I need to see what I am jerking in tears to.

It looks like you need to be more trusting...if she he says she he is a virgin and already loves anal, why quibble over facts? Just plow her him and send her him my way...oh, and tell me how much she he charges for 30-minutes....

 

[cowslinger64]

Sorry....but I liked Mildred better... even if she was my Grandma.

 

[IhateClowns]

It looks like you need to be more trusting...if she he says she he is a virgin and already loves anal, why quibble over facts? Just plow her him and send her him my way...oh, and tell me how much she he charges for 30-minutes....

You can have him her. I don't do drama and him her is all about drama.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Yeah I am in love with CuntMule but I think I am being catfished. I am waiting for Nev to pop out take me to CuntMule's cell am it turn out to be an inmate named Bull who is just looking for me to be his penpal bitch.

Nah, Bull said he was more interested in KalISBack. It's the british accent. Sorry man. Bojangles and me got lost on the way to your crib and the staties picked us up. Turns out he had a warrant out and we both ended up in Chino.

 

[IhateClowns]

Sorry....but I liked Mildred better... even if she was my Grandma.

Mildred was a rich cunt who made me do the most degrading things. Then she dropped me for a guy 6 months younger than me. As much as I miss my sugar mama I don't miss those beef curtains that hung to the middle of her thighs. I do miss the melodic whistling sounds her pussy lips made when there were wind gusts.

 

[cowslinger64]

Mildred was a rich cunt who made me do the most degrading things. Then she dropped me for a guy 6 months younger than me. As much as I miss my sugar mama I don't miss those beef curtains that hung to the middle of her thighs. I do miss the melodic whistling sounds her pussy lips made when there were wind gusts.

Yeah....she was fuckin hot.

 

[Stryderthorongil]

I'm jealous. Where's my lit lover???

 

[IhateClowns]

Nah, Bull said he was more interested in KalISBack. It's the british accent. Sorry man. Bojangles and me got lost on the way to your crib and the staties picked us up. Turns out he had a warrant out and we both ended up in Chino.

Yeah my southern drawl doesn't do it for the men pretending to be women. Better him than me although I have jerked it to his her voice so many times I can't stop thinking about him her.

 

[IhateClowns]

Yeah....she was fuckin hot.

You mean hot flashes I am sure. There was nothing more sexy for me than running my fingertips over her varicose veins. Then slowly pressing down on one and waiting for it to pop like a mosquito. Got me hard every time.