my own personal waffling bdsm thread

[Netzach]

Supernatural sex toys?

I want my own personal sexual Golem. I think that would so work for me.

 

[Recidiva]

OK, maybe I like them a little.

But I'm the queen of the "third alternative" (and yes I know that's a malapropism)

Okay, I just couldn't see it. Now I do!

 

[Netzach]

Okay, I just couldn't see it. Now I do!

You totally called me out, it was hot.

I'm sorry I'm hijacking, dolf.
No one took a stab at the first question.

I'm neither 24/7 hardcore M/s nor sub, but I definitely think that it all starts with someone you think you might be able to stand at breakfast for the forseeable future every morning. That was the first theory I had about M. The kink stuff had enough fit potential to work out the details, I thought, and so far so good. I mean don't overlook the things you MUST have, but pay closest attention to whether you really like this person or not most of all. People don't always do this.

 

[Recidiva]

You totally called me out, it was hot.

I live to attract your attention.

I even edited from "can you" to "would you please"

 

[dolf]

Playing with someone's sex drive is great fun. Provided they have a high drive to begin with.

hmmm...
i'm not sure this is about drive.
maybe it's about being sweet & innocent when not being led astray.

 

[dolf]

You totally called me out, it was hot.

I'm sorry I'm hijacking, dolf.
No one took a stab at the first question.

I'm neither 24/7 hardcore M/s nor sub, but I definitely think that it all starts with someone you think you might be able to stand at breakfast for the forseeable future every morning. That was the first theory I had about M. The kink stuff had enough fit potential to work out the details, I thought, and so far so good. I mean don't overlook the things you MUST have, but pay closest attention to whether you really like this person or not most of all. People don't always do this.

i hijacks!

good advice. i think that's not going to be a problem...

 

[Netzach]

hmmm...
i'm not sure this is about drive.
maybe it's about being sweet & innocent when not being led astray.

THAT has my attention. I have some ongoing Mommy/girl corruptability fantasies, but more roleplay than day to day dynamic. Very hot.

 

[dolf]

THAT has my attention. I have some ongoing Mommy/girl corruptability fantasies, but more roleplay than day to day dynamic. Very hot.

aha!
i tend to slip into that role naturally anyway.
*looking innocent*

 

[Quint]

...........

 

[HottieMama]

*tries to look like she's buying it*

Mmm I like o-deprivation as nothing but a whim. "You seem to be enjoying yourself; OK, you don't get to do that anymore" works but it's totally interchangeable with "Sure, you haven't o-ed all week, but guess what, you're not going to today either." It brings my attention back to the subject of my body but more specifically to the fact that he told me what (not) to do.

You said what i was trying to explain! Thank you!

 

[dolf]

*tries to look like she's buying it*

Mmm I like o-deprivation as nothing but a whim. "You seem to be enjoying yourself; OK, you don't get to do that anymore" works but it's totally interchangeable with "Sure, you haven't o-ed all week, but guess what, you're not going to today either." It brings my attention back to the subject of my body but more specifically to the fact that he told me what (not) to do.

*totally convincingly innocent damnit!!!*

that makes sense.

 

[Netzach]

*tries to look like she's buying it*

Mmm I like o-deprivation as nothing but a whim. "You seem to be enjoying yourself; OK, you don't get to do that anymore" works but it's totally interchangeable with "Sure, you haven't o-ed all week, but guess what, you're not going to today either." It brings my attention back to the subject of my body but more specifically to the fact that he told me what (not) to do.

I like to spring a day on them where I want them to do it on the hour every hour.

 

[dolf]

I like to spring a day on them where I want them to do it on the hour every hour.

that's evil!!!!

*humps your leg*

 

[shy slave]

i'm that bad rl.
really.
ask shy slave.

i tell everyone it's endearing.
i think i'm getting away with it so far

Dolf = blunt but has nice breasts = not all bad

I am never sure where your head goes, but unlike so many people it is never up your own backside, thats why I love you so much.

Questions to ask a potential owner:
I don't ask personal safety ones, after all if they are an axe murderer they will only lie and tell you otherwise!

Other important questions:
What car do you drive?
Would you ever make me choose between talking to you and watching Simon Cowell on television?

Other than that my questions are fairly random, depends what is floating in my head at the time.

The car they drive makes a difference, if I don't like the car I won't meet them. I do believe the car is an extension of who we are, it is an outward example of our inner immortal Soul.


Orgasm denial is dull. If I don't orgasm the hole seals over - FACT.

But orgasm delay is hot, very hot

Supernatural sex toys WTF are they and why are strange, weird pictures of Net using Golum as a sex toy strangely arousing?

 

[Netzach]

Dolf = blunt but has nice breasts = not all bad

I am never sure where your head goes, but unlike so many people it is never up your own backside, thats why I love you so much.

Questions to ask a potential owner:
I don't ask personal safety ones, after all if they are an axe murderer they will only lie and tell you otherwise!

Other important questions:
What car do you drive?
Would you ever make me choose between talking to you and watching Simon Cowell on television?

Other than that my questions are fairly random, depends what is floating in my head at the time.

The car they drive makes a difference, if I don't like the car I won't meet them. I do believe the car is an extension of who we are, it is an outward example of our inner immortal Soul.


Orgasm denial is dull. If I don't orgasm the hole seals over - FACT.

But orgasm delay is hot, very hot

Supernatural sex toys WTF are they and why are strange, weird pictures of Net using Golum as a sex toy strangely arousing?

Ew - no a GOLEM not GOLLUM my dear.

*humps dolf back*

 

[shy slave]

Ew - no a GOLEM not GOLLUM my dear.

*humps dolf back*

Damn, if only I had that right.

I was kind of enjoying the fantasy.

Actually,, even though I got it wrong, it is still the strangest fantasy I have ever had.
Then again maybe I don't get out much!

 

[dolf]

Dolf = blunt but has nice breasts = not all bad

I am never sure where your head goes, but unlike so many people it is never up your own backside, thats why I love you so much.

heh! head to arse issues i don't have!
i love you more though
and i'm flying this saturday!
and i need to tell you about the guy.

Questions to ask a potential owner:
I don't ask personal safety ones, after all if they are an axe murderer they will only lie and tell you otherwise!

Other important questions:
What car do you drive?
Would you ever make me choose between talking to you and watching Simon Cowell on television?

Other than that my questions are fairly random, depends what is floating in my head at the time.

The car they drive makes a difference, if I don't like the car I won't meet them. I do believe the car is an extension of who we are, it is an outward example of our inner immortal Soul.

this is gold! i'm writing it down. and spanking that results will be blamed on you

Orgasm denial is dull. If I don't orgasm the hole seals over - FACT.

But orgasm delay is hot, very hot

Supernatural sex toys WTF are they and why are strange, weird pictures of Net using Golum as a sex toy strangely arousing?

this is a dolf thread.
nuff said.

 

[Recidiva]

Damn, if only I had that right.

I was kind of enjoying the fantasy.

Actually,, even though I got it wrong, it is still the strangest fantasy I have ever had.
Then again maybe I don't get out much!

I think it's also now up there with the strangest fantasies I've ever had now.

I'm picturing a little stone creature or homunculus, and then it says "My precioussss..."

Eeeek.

 

[shy slave]

I think it's also now up there with the strangest fantasies I've ever had now.

I'm picturing a little stone creature or homunculous, and then it says "My precioussss..."

Eeeek.

OMG!

A shared fantasy....you read my mind!

 

[Recidiva]

OMG!

A shared fantasy....you read my mind!

Quick, think of the winning Lottery numbers! Concentrate!

 

[shy slave]

heh! head to arse issues i don't have!
i love you more though
and i'm flying this saturday! and i need to tell you about the guy.

Yes I want details, lots of details.

I will call you tomorrow night so have your damn phone on!

this is gold! i'm writing it down. and spanking that results will be blamed on you

I am not taking the blame for you being dumb enough to quote me lol

this is a dolf thread.
nuff said.

*sigh*

True, very true

 

[dolf]

homunculous

heh

 

[shy slave]

Quick, think of the winning Lottery numbers! Concentrate!

Ummmm Ummm panic panic panic.....


*cries*

I don't do numbers

 

[Recidiva]

Ummmm Ummm panic panic panic.....


*cries*

I don't do numbers

*sigh*

It's all right. I probably wouldn't know which lottery anyway.

But we'll always have Gollum.

 

[dolf]

Yes I want details, lots of details.

I will call you tomorrow night so have your damn phone on!

call the land line!
my reception is shitty at home.

i'll keep an eye out for tacky bags