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for you ROSY hugs and kisses
my wish for you
by biggebear8
i wish for you all the thing you have given me
faith, hope , understanding ,friendship strength and love
my friend for you I thank the lord above
you have picked me up so meny time when i was down
you gave me hope , you gave me understanding
when i needed it most
what a wonderful surpise out true friendship
you gave me strength and love to comfort me
i am very grateful for all u give freely
i well always be there for you
always know ...... you have a friend inme
and that you and yours are inmy prayers
thank you for touching my heart
my wish for you
by biggebear8
i wish for you all the thing you have given me
faith, hope , understanding ,friendship strength and love
my friend for you I thank the lord above
you have picked me up so meny time when i was down
you gave me hope , you gave me understanding
when i needed it most
what a wonderful surpise out true friendship
you gave me strength and love to comfort me
i am very grateful for all u give freely
i well always be there for you
always know ...... you have a friend inme
and that you and yours are inmy prayers
thank you for touching my heart
biggbear8
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COOKIE
two hearts........ like two doves
soaring through the bright blue sky
riding on the shoulders of the wind
teasing with the angels up high
set free from their golden cage
by the hand of dreams
together we slip through the doorway
into the wold of moonbeams and rainbows
reality fades like the distant
star on our tails
and time stands still as
we sail into infinity
soaring into the rising sun
when awakening
the night is done
two hearts........ like two doves
soaring through the bright blue sky
riding on the shoulders of the wind
teasing with the angels up high
set free from their golden cage
by the hand of dreams
together we slip through the doorway
into the wold of moonbeams and rainbows
reality fades like the distant
star on our tails
and time stands still as
we sail into infinity
soaring into the rising sun
when awakening
the night is done
Oreo Cookie Personality Test
Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities.
Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:
1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo.
Your Personality: The whole thing. This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.
One bite at a time. You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry, you're normal. Slow and Methodical. You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.
Feverous Nibbles. Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.
Dunked. Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.
Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie. You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.
Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie. You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.
Just the cookie, not the inside. You enjoy pain. I just like to lick them, not eat them Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately.
I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies. You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prima donna. There's just no pleasing you.
Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities.
Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:
1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo.
Your Personality: The whole thing. This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.
One bite at a time. You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry, you're normal. Slow and Methodical. You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.
Feverous Nibbles. Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.
Dunked. Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.
Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie. You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.
Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie. You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.
Just the cookie, not the inside. You enjoy pain. I just like to lick them, not eat them Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately.
I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies. You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prima donna. There's just no pleasing you.
Lucky Charms Sex Test
Don't cheat! Before you read on, choose your favorite marshmallow bit from Lucky Charms cereal from the list below:
Pink hearts
Yellow moons
Orange stars
Green clovers
Blue diamonds
Purple horseshoes
Those icky oat bits
Okay. Have you got one in mind? Now you can read on. And don't change it! An amazing new study shows that your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow bit shape determines what you're like in bed! Yes, it's true--just take this simple test to determine your true bedroom personality:
GREEN CLOVERS: If your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow shape is the green clover, you're a happy-go-lucky type in bed. You don't take anything too seriously in the bedroom or elsewhere and always manage to have a good time, even if you have someone else with you. You don't have any patience with depressed people and tend to sit on them until they cheer up.
BLUE DIAMONDS: If your favorite marshmallow shape is the blue diamond, your thoughts in bed are mostly about what you'll get later. "If he really enjoys this, will he buy me that mink coat?" is probably what's going through your mind. People who like blue diamonds have a notebook of preprinted fill-in-the-blank palimony suit forms and are the people most likely to file their nails while making love.
ORANGE STARS: If your favorite shape is the orange star, you expect to be the center of attention in bed. You expect your partner to spend most of his time pleasing you and when you do something for him, you expect enthusiastic moaning if not applause. People who like orange stars often have mirrors over their beds, not because they are turned on by watching what is being done, but because they want to be able to watch themselves having a good time. They often moan out their own names while making love.
PINK HEARTS: If you like pink hearts, you're the romantic type. You like your partner to whisper romantic phrases into your ear and, if he's too distracted to form coherent phrases, you'll settle for romantic syllables. People who like pink hearts read most of the romance novels published and are turned on by people wearing armor.
PURPLE HORSESHOES: If purple horseshoes are your thing, your tastes are modern, uninhibited, and somewhat warped. You like variety in the bedroom, especially when you can include handcuffs, chains, swingsets, and chocolate pudding. Be careful when going out on a picnic with anyone who likes purple horseshoes--she's/ he's likely to pin you down with croquet hoops when you're not looking and who knows what could happen next?
YELLOW MOONS: If you're the yellow moon type, you're more interested in satisfying your partner's needs than your own. You prefer to lie back and wait for your partner to jump on you and express her/his needs verbally or nonverbally. People who like yellow moons usually own several pairs of handcuffs and other instruments of kinky sex just in case someone should ever want to tie them up and ravish them. Keep your eyes open for anyone who eats all the yellow moons out of her cereal as soon as she opens the box.
OAT BITS: Those little oat bits that aren't marshmallows at all: If you prefer the little oat bits, you probably don't like sex anyway and don't need to read this article. People who prefer the oat bits usually become accountants, librarians who work at the reference desk, or government employees; these people like to chow down on a big bowl brimming with oat bits before a tough day of protesting suggestive lyrics in rock music. People who like oat bits have more time to spend writing letters to the editor than any other type.
Don't cheat! Before you read on, choose your favorite marshmallow bit from Lucky Charms cereal from the list below:
Pink hearts
Yellow moons
Orange stars
Green clovers
Blue diamonds
Purple horseshoes
Those icky oat bits
Okay. Have you got one in mind? Now you can read on. And don't change it! An amazing new study shows that your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow bit shape determines what you're like in bed! Yes, it's true--just take this simple test to determine your true bedroom personality:
GREEN CLOVERS: If your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow shape is the green clover, you're a happy-go-lucky type in bed. You don't take anything too seriously in the bedroom or elsewhere and always manage to have a good time, even if you have someone else with you. You don't have any patience with depressed people and tend to sit on them until they cheer up.
BLUE DIAMONDS: If your favorite marshmallow shape is the blue diamond, your thoughts in bed are mostly about what you'll get later. "If he really enjoys this, will he buy me that mink coat?" is probably what's going through your mind. People who like blue diamonds have a notebook of preprinted fill-in-the-blank palimony suit forms and are the people most likely to file their nails while making love.
ORANGE STARS: If your favorite shape is the orange star, you expect to be the center of attention in bed. You expect your partner to spend most of his time pleasing you and when you do something for him, you expect enthusiastic moaning if not applause. People who like orange stars often have mirrors over their beds, not because they are turned on by watching what is being done, but because they want to be able to watch themselves having a good time. They often moan out their own names while making love.
PINK HEARTS: If you like pink hearts, you're the romantic type. You like your partner to whisper romantic phrases into your ear and, if he's too distracted to form coherent phrases, you'll settle for romantic syllables. People who like pink hearts read most of the romance novels published and are turned on by people wearing armor.
PURPLE HORSESHOES: If purple horseshoes are your thing, your tastes are modern, uninhibited, and somewhat warped. You like variety in the bedroom, especially when you can include handcuffs, chains, swingsets, and chocolate pudding. Be careful when going out on a picnic with anyone who likes purple horseshoes--she's/ he's likely to pin you down with croquet hoops when you're not looking and who knows what could happen next?
YELLOW MOONS: If you're the yellow moon type, you're more interested in satisfying your partner's needs than your own. You prefer to lie back and wait for your partner to jump on you and express her/his needs verbally or nonverbally. People who like yellow moons usually own several pairs of handcuffs and other instruments of kinky sex just in case someone should ever want to tie them up and ravish them. Keep your eyes open for anyone who eats all the yellow moons out of her cereal as soon as she opens the box.
OAT BITS: Those little oat bits that aren't marshmallows at all: If you prefer the little oat bits, you probably don't like sex anyway and don't need to read this article. People who prefer the oat bits usually become accountants, librarians who work at the reference desk, or government employees; these people like to chow down on a big bowl brimming with oat bits before a tough day of protesting suggestive lyrics in rock music. People who like oat bits have more time to spend writing letters to the editor than any other type.
My answers
Oreo Cookie Test
Dunked. Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.
Lucky Charms Sex Test
YELLOW MOONS: If you're the yellow moon type, you're more interested in satisfying your partner's needs than your own. You prefer to lie back and wait for your partner to jump on you and express her/his needs verbally or nonverbally. People who like yellow moons usually own several pairs of handcuffs and other instruments of kinky sex just in case someone should ever want to tie them up and ravish them. Keep your eyes open for anyone who eats all the yellow moons out of her cereal as soon as she opens the box.
Oreo Cookie Test
Dunked. Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.
Lucky Charms Sex Test
YELLOW MOONS: If you're the yellow moon type, you're more interested in satisfying your partner's needs than your own. You prefer to lie back and wait for your partner to jump on you and express her/his needs verbally or nonverbally. People who like yellow moons usually own several pairs of handcuffs and other instruments of kinky sex just in case someone should ever want to tie them up and ravish them. Keep your eyes open for anyone who eats all the yellow moons out of her cereal as soon as she opens the box.
Morning Cookie.
Oreo Cookie:
Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie. You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.
Lucky Charms:
PINK HEARTS: If you like pink hearts, you're the romantic type. You like your partner to whisper romantic phrases into your ear and, if he's too distracted to form coherent phrases, you'll settle for romantic syllables. People who like pink hearts read most of the romance novels published and are turned on by people wearing armor.
Oreo Cookie:
Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie. You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.
Lucky Charms:
PINK HEARTS: If you like pink hearts, you're the romantic type. You like your partner to whisper romantic phrases into your ear and, if he's too distracted to form coherent phrases, you'll settle for romantic syllables. People who like pink hearts read most of the romance novels published and are turned on by people wearing armor.
Road Rage Quiz
Are you ready to R..R....R....R....Rumble? Have you been accused of being a "RAGER" of the road kind? Have those drives into work or school become increasingly colourful in language and have the old road signals turned into gestures of the most obscene kind? If you have answered yes to any of these questions, then maybe it's time for you to test your ROAD RAGE QUOTIENT. That is, if you have the patience to sit for five minutes, get a piece of paper and answer the following questions. If this is too difficult...then quick run and get the drug of choice: prozac, zoloft, valium or ritalin . (No alcohol please. This is a road quiz!) OK......Ready? Start those engines....
1. If you are driving in traffic in the fast lane and the person in front of you is driving the speed limit do you:
a. slow down because you realize you are speeding
b. slow down, turn on your signals and move into the other lane, and eventually move back into the fast lane
c. tailgate the idiot
d. turn on your high beams and honk your horn and tailgate
e. zip into the slow lane; then zip into the fast lane while giving the finger and then slow down in front of the jerk.
2. You are in a parking lot looking for a parking space. You spot an empty place but there is a woman standing in the middle of the space obviously saving the space for her husband who is nowhere to be seen. Do you:
a. move on and look for another place
b. give her a dirty look and then move on
c. swear at her telling her to "move her fat butt"
d. act like you are going to drive into her
e. drive into the spot just missing her by an inch
3. You are stopped at a traffic light and the light has just turned green. The person in front of you is chatting on a cell phone. Do you.
a. wait calmly, realizing that it will only be a second or two
b. wait a second, put on your signals and move into another lane c. honk your horn and yell out your window "Pay Attention Idiot" d. zoom up quickly behind the person, honking madly
e. zoom up behind ,swerve beside the person, ranting and raving then in the middle of the intersection slow down in front of the person and then zoom off.
4. A person is tailgating you. Do you:
a. as soon as it is safe, signal and pull into another lane
b. continue on because you are going the speed limit
c. stick your hand out the window and give them the finger
d. slow down even more and make it impossible for the idiot to get into another lane
e. slow down, then speed up, then slow down again and slam on the brakes.
5. When you are in your car how often are you ranting and raving:
a. almost never
b. occasionally
c. most of the time
d. 99% of the time
e. 100% of the time in the car and 50% of the time outside of the car once you've reached your destination
6. Which of the following groups of people do you find have poor driving skills:
a. sorry I can't really categorize them
b. people who drive for a living
c. people from other ethnicity than your own, women drivers, taxi drivers
d. other ethnicity, women, teenagers, older people, people with glasses, taxi drivers, blondes, people who are so short that they can't be seen behind the wheel, minivan drivers, sports car drivers, truckers,
e. all of the above plus brunettes, black haired people, bald people, red heads, punk hair coloured people, members of the hair club
7. I find driving to be:
a. fun and relaxing
b. relaxing when I'm alone on the road, but nerve wracking in city traffic
c. challenging but dangerous
d. a good place where I can really let loose and express myself e. a place where I show the rest of the world what a bunch of incompetents they are
8. My driving skills are:
a. good
b. great
c. better than most on the road
d. superior
e. I am the best ; no one comes close to my skill
9. You are driving down the road going your usual speed when you spot a woman putting on her makeup. Do you:
a. laugh and continue on your way.
b. drive by and give her a dirty look
c. speed past her and yell "Forget it; It won't help"
d. speed past give her the finger, yell obscenities
e. same as 'd' but also cut in front of her and slam on the brakes
10. Which phrase fits best how you feel:
a. I like people
b. I like some people
c. Most people suck
d. I like people when they are not around
e. I like people once they're dead.
OK folks...time to tally up those numbers. Give yourself the following points for each letter
For every "a" give yourself 0 points
For every "b" give yourself 2 points
For every "c" give yourself 3 points
For every "d" give yourself 4 points
For every "e" give yourself 5 points........
Add up your points and scroll down.....
0-6 points =You are a saint. If everybody were like you there would be world peace. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
7-20 points: You have your good and bad days on the road. Overall you only suffer from mild road rage. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
21-30 points: You can be seen by others as scary at times. Take up some form of sport to channel your energies. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
31-40points: You are dangerous. Increase your medication now . ---------------------------------------------------------------------------41-50 points: You are a truly sick individual. Move to the country immediately, become a vegetarian; take up yoga; quit your job and buy a farm; grow vegetables; denounce the consumer society; join Greenpeace; donate all your motorized vehicles to a worthy cause.
Are you ready to R..R....R....R....Rumble? Have you been accused of being a "RAGER" of the road kind? Have those drives into work or school become increasingly colourful in language and have the old road signals turned into gestures of the most obscene kind? If you have answered yes to any of these questions, then maybe it's time for you to test your ROAD RAGE QUOTIENT. That is, if you have the patience to sit for five minutes, get a piece of paper and answer the following questions. If this is too difficult...then quick run and get the drug of choice: prozac, zoloft, valium or ritalin . (No alcohol please. This is a road quiz!) OK......Ready? Start those engines....
1. If you are driving in traffic in the fast lane and the person in front of you is driving the speed limit do you:
a. slow down because you realize you are speeding
b. slow down, turn on your signals and move into the other lane, and eventually move back into the fast lane
c. tailgate the idiot
d. turn on your high beams and honk your horn and tailgate
e. zip into the slow lane; then zip into the fast lane while giving the finger and then slow down in front of the jerk.
2. You are in a parking lot looking for a parking space. You spot an empty place but there is a woman standing in the middle of the space obviously saving the space for her husband who is nowhere to be seen. Do you:
a. move on and look for another place
b. give her a dirty look and then move on
c. swear at her telling her to "move her fat butt"
d. act like you are going to drive into her
e. drive into the spot just missing her by an inch
3. You are stopped at a traffic light and the light has just turned green. The person in front of you is chatting on a cell phone. Do you.
a. wait calmly, realizing that it will only be a second or two
b. wait a second, put on your signals and move into another lane c. honk your horn and yell out your window "Pay Attention Idiot" d. zoom up quickly behind the person, honking madly
e. zoom up behind ,swerve beside the person, ranting and raving then in the middle of the intersection slow down in front of the person and then zoom off.
4. A person is tailgating you. Do you:
a. as soon as it is safe, signal and pull into another lane
b. continue on because you are going the speed limit
c. stick your hand out the window and give them the finger
d. slow down even more and make it impossible for the idiot to get into another lane
e. slow down, then speed up, then slow down again and slam on the brakes.
5. When you are in your car how often are you ranting and raving:
a. almost never
b. occasionally
c. most of the time
d. 99% of the time
e. 100% of the time in the car and 50% of the time outside of the car once you've reached your destination
6. Which of the following groups of people do you find have poor driving skills:
a. sorry I can't really categorize them
b. people who drive for a living
c. people from other ethnicity than your own, women drivers, taxi drivers
d. other ethnicity, women, teenagers, older people, people with glasses, taxi drivers, blondes, people who are so short that they can't be seen behind the wheel, minivan drivers, sports car drivers, truckers,
e. all of the above plus brunettes, black haired people, bald people, red heads, punk hair coloured people, members of the hair club
7. I find driving to be:
a. fun and relaxing
b. relaxing when I'm alone on the road, but nerve wracking in city traffic
c. challenging but dangerous
d. a good place where I can really let loose and express myself e. a place where I show the rest of the world what a bunch of incompetents they are
8. My driving skills are:
a. good
b. great
c. better than most on the road
d. superior
e. I am the best ; no one comes close to my skill
9. You are driving down the road going your usual speed when you spot a woman putting on her makeup. Do you:
a. laugh and continue on your way.
b. drive by and give her a dirty look
c. speed past her and yell "Forget it; It won't help"
d. speed past give her the finger, yell obscenities
e. same as 'd' but also cut in front of her and slam on the brakes
10. Which phrase fits best how you feel:
a. I like people
b. I like some people
c. Most people suck
d. I like people when they are not around
e. I like people once they're dead.
OK folks...time to tally up those numbers. Give yourself the following points for each letter
For every "a" give yourself 0 points
For every "b" give yourself 2 points
For every "c" give yourself 3 points
For every "d" give yourself 4 points
For every "e" give yourself 5 points........
Add up your points and scroll down.....
0-6 points =You are a saint. If everybody were like you there would be world peace. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
7-20 points: You have your good and bad days on the road. Overall you only suffer from mild road rage. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
21-30 points: You can be seen by others as scary at times. Take up some form of sport to channel your energies. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
31-40points: You are dangerous. Increase your medication now . ---------------------------------------------------------------------------41-50 points: You are a truly sick individual. Move to the country immediately, become a vegetarian; take up yoga; quit your job and buy a farm; grow vegetables; denounce the consumer society; join Greenpeace; donate all your motorized vehicles to a worthy cause.
http://www.the-jokes.com/tests/corruptres.php?l=en
Your points: 13
0-3: A life with the church is too corrupt for you!.
4-7: You barely make our scale.
8-11: Aproaching normal, but you aren't much fun on a date!
12-18: Normal... well, what exactly is normal?
19-21: You've got a few tricks under your belt
22-24: You're enjoying life to the max!
25-27: You're a danger to society.
28-30: You're going straight to hell!
Your points: 13
0-3: A life with the church is too corrupt for you!.
4-7: You barely make our scale.
8-11: Aproaching normal, but you aren't much fun on a date!
12-18: Normal... well, what exactly is normal?
19-21: You've got a few tricks under your belt
22-24: You're enjoying life to the max!
25-27: You're a danger to society.
28-30: You're going straight to hell!
biggbear8
heart and soul
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Your points: 15
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0-3: A life with the church is too corrupt for you!.
4-7: You barely make our scale.
8-11: Aproaching normal, but you aren't much fun on a date!
12-18: Normal... well, what exactly is normal?
19-21: You've got a few tricks under your belt
22-24: You're enjoying life to the max!
25-27: You're a danger to society.
28-30: You're going straight to hell!
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0-3: A life with the church is too corrupt for you!.
4-7: You barely make our scale.
8-11: Aproaching normal, but you aren't much fun on a date!
12-18: Normal... well, what exactly is normal?
19-21: You've got a few tricks under your belt
22-24: You're enjoying life to the max!
25-27: You're a danger to society.
28-30: You're going straight to hell!
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Morning Cookie, Bear, STUD and anyone else who pops in.
Morning Cookie, Bear, STUD and anyone else who pops in.
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I took these words from Bon Jovi's song I'll Be There For You.
I think its how any mother feels about her children. Especially a new mother.
I'll be there for you
These five words I swear to you
When you breathe I want to be the air for you
I'll be there for you
I'd live and I'd die for you
Steal the sun from the sky for you
Words can't say what a love can do
I'll be there for you
Edited to change mother to parent.
I think its how any mother feels about her children. Especially a new mother.
I'll be there for you
These five words I swear to you
When you breathe I want to be the air for you
I'll be there for you
I'd live and I'd die for you
Steal the sun from the sky for you
Words can't say what a love can do
I'll be there for you
Edited to change mother to parent.
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Morning Rosy
I'm not much for boy bands but this song from boyzone is beautiful.......
No Matter What
No matter what they tell us
No matter what they do
No matter what they teach us
What we believe is true
No matter what they call us
However they attack
No matter where they take us
We'll find our own way back
I can't deny what I believe
I can't be what I'm not
I know our love forever
I know, no matter what
If only tears were laughter (ooh)
If only night was day (ooh)
If only prayers were answered (hear my prayers)
Then we would hear God say (say)
No matter what they tell you (ooh)
No matter what they do (ooh)
No matter what they teach you
What you believe is true
And I will keep you safe and strong
And shelter from the storm
No matter where it's barren
A dream is being born
(Ooh)
No matter who they follow
No matter where they lead
No matter how they judge us
I'll be everyone you need
No matter if the sun don't shine (sun don't shine)
Or if the skies aren't blue (skies aren't blue)
No matter what the end is
My life began with you
I can't deny what I believe (what I believe, yeah)
I can't be what I'm not
(I know, I know) I know this love's forever
That's all that matters now
No matter what
No matter what (no, no matter, no)
No, no matter
That's all that matters to me
I'm not much for boy bands but this song from boyzone is beautiful.......
No Matter What
No matter what they tell us
No matter what they do
No matter what they teach us
What we believe is true
No matter what they call us
However they attack
No matter where they take us
We'll find our own way back
I can't deny what I believe
I can't be what I'm not
I know our love forever
I know, no matter what
If only tears were laughter (ooh)
If only night was day (ooh)
If only prayers were answered (hear my prayers)
Then we would hear God say (say)
No matter what they tell you (ooh)
No matter what they do (ooh)
No matter what they teach you
What you believe is true
And I will keep you safe and strong
And shelter from the storm
No matter where it's barren
A dream is being born
(Ooh)
No matter who they follow
No matter where they lead
No matter how they judge us
I'll be everyone you need
No matter if the sun don't shine (sun don't shine)
Or if the skies aren't blue (skies aren't blue)
No matter what the end is
My life began with you
I can't deny what I believe (what I believe, yeah)
I can't be what I'm not
(I know, I know) I know this love's forever
That's all that matters now
No matter what
No matter what (no, no matter, no)
No, no matter
That's all that matters to me
SAY I LOVE YOU IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE
Africa
Language "I Love You" Translation
Afrikaans ~Ek het jou lief
Afrikaans~ Ek is lief vir jou
Akan (Ghana) ~Me do wo
Amharic~ Ene ewedechalu (for ladies)
Amharic ~Ene ewedehalwe (for men)
Arabic~ Ana Ahebak (to a male)
Arabic~ Ana Ahebek (to a female)
Arabic(Formal) ~Ooheboki (to a female)
Arabic(Formal)~ Oooheboka (to a male)
Arabic ~Ib'n hebbak
Arabic ~Ana Ba-heb-bak
Arabic ~Nhebuk
Bari ( A Sudanese Language) ~Nan nyanyar do ( I love you)
Bari ~Nan nyanyar do parik (I love you very much )
Berber ~Lakh tirikh
Creole ~Mon kontan ou
Ga ~misumo bo
Hausa~ Ina sonki
Hausa ~Ina kau narki (to female)
Hausa~ Ina kau narka (to male)
Kikuyu ~Nigwedete
Kisii ~Ninguanchete
Lingala~ Nalingi yo
Luganda~ nkwagala nyo
Luo ~Aheri
Malagasy (Madagascar)~ tiako ianao
Ndebele~ Ngiyakuthanda
Oshiwambo ~Ondi ku hole
Otjiherero~ Mbe ku suvera
Punu ~ ni u rondi
Shona ~ Ndinokuda
Sotho ~ Kegorata
Setswana ~ Ka gorata
Swahili~ Nakupenda
Thamazigh~ nekki hemlagh (from a woman to a man)
Thamazigh~ nekki hemlaghkem (from a man to a woman)
Tigrinia~ E fatuwaki
Tunisian ~Ha eh bak
Wolof~ Dama la nob
Wolof ~ Dama nob danga
Wolof ~ Nob naa la
Xhosa~ ndiyakuthanda
Yoruba ~Mo ni ife re
Zazi ~Ezhele hezdege
Zulu ~ Mena Tanda Wena
Zulu ~Ngiyakuthanda
Africa
Language "I Love You" Translation
Afrikaans ~Ek het jou lief
Afrikaans~ Ek is lief vir jou
Akan (Ghana) ~Me do wo
Amharic~ Ene ewedechalu (for ladies)
Amharic ~Ene ewedehalwe (for men)
Arabic~ Ana Ahebak (to a male)
Arabic~ Ana Ahebek (to a female)
Arabic(Formal) ~Ooheboki (to a female)
Arabic(Formal)~ Oooheboka (to a male)
Arabic ~Ib'n hebbak
Arabic ~Ana Ba-heb-bak
Arabic ~Nhebuk
Bari ( A Sudanese Language) ~Nan nyanyar do ( I love you)
Bari ~Nan nyanyar do parik (I love you very much )
Berber ~Lakh tirikh
Creole ~Mon kontan ou
Ga ~misumo bo
Hausa~ Ina sonki
Hausa ~Ina kau narki (to female)
Hausa~ Ina kau narka (to male)
Kikuyu ~Nigwedete
Kisii ~Ninguanchete
Lingala~ Nalingi yo
Luganda~ nkwagala nyo
Luo ~Aheri
Malagasy (Madagascar)~ tiako ianao
Ndebele~ Ngiyakuthanda
Oshiwambo ~Ondi ku hole
Otjiherero~ Mbe ku suvera
Punu ~ ni u rondi
Shona ~ Ndinokuda
Sotho ~ Kegorata
Setswana ~ Ka gorata
Swahili~ Nakupenda
Thamazigh~ nekki hemlagh (from a woman to a man)
Thamazigh~ nekki hemlaghkem (from a man to a woman)
Tigrinia~ E fatuwaki
Tunisian ~Ha eh bak
Wolof~ Dama la nob
Wolof ~ Dama nob danga
Wolof ~ Nob naa la
Xhosa~ ndiyakuthanda
Yoruba ~Mo ni ife re
Zazi ~Ezhele hezdege
Zulu ~ Mena Tanda Wena
Zulu ~Ngiyakuthanda
Morning Cookie.
ASIA divided by alphabet to make list shorter.
Language ~ Translation
Arabic~ Ana Behibak (to a male)
Arabic~ Ana Behibek (to a female)
Arabic~ Ib'n hebbak
Arabic ~Ana Ba-heb-bak
Arabic ~Nhebuk
Arabic (formal) ~Ooheboki (to a female)
Arabic (formal)~ Ooheboka (to a male)
Assamese ~Moi tomak bhal pau
Azerbaijani ~Men seni sevirem
ASIA divided by alphabet to make list shorter.
Language ~ Translation
Arabic~ Ana Behibak (to a male)
Arabic~ Ana Behibek (to a female)
Arabic~ Ib'n hebbak
Arabic ~Ana Ba-heb-bak
Arabic ~Nhebuk
Arabic (formal) ~Ooheboki (to a female)
Arabic (formal)~ Ooheboka (to a male)
Assamese ~Moi tomak bhal pau
Azerbaijani ~Men seni sevirem
~ The Colors of Friendship ~
Once upon a time
the colors of the world started to quarrel.
All claimed that they were the best.
The most important.
The most useful.
The favorite.
GREEN said:
"Clearly I am the most important. I am the sign of life and of hope. I was chosen for grass, trees and leaves. Without me, all animals would die. Look over the countryside and you will see that I am in the majority."
BLUE interrupted:
"You only think about the earth, but consider the sky and the sea. It is the water that is the basis of life and drawn up by the clouds from the deep sea. The sky gives space and peace and serenity. Without my peace, you would all be nothing."
YELLOW chuckled:
"You are all so serious. I bring laughter, gaiety, and warmth into the world. The sun is yellow, the moon is yellow, the stars are yellow. Every time you look at a sunflower, the whole world starts to smile. Without me there would be no fun."
ORANGE started next and blew her trumpet:
"I am the color of health and strength. I may be scarce, but I am precious for I serve the needs of human life. I carry the most important vitamins. Think of carrots, pumpkins, oranges, mangoes, and pawpaws. I don't hang around all the time, but when I fill the sky at sunrise or sunset, my beauty is so striking that no one gives another thought to any of you."
RED could not stand any longer and shouted out:
"I am the ruler of all of you. I am blood - life's blood! I am the color of danger and of bravery. I am willing to fight for a cause. I bring fire into the blood. Without me, the earth would be as empty as the moon. I am the color of passion and of love, the red rose, the poinsettia and the poppy."
PURPLE rose up to his full height, He was very tall and spoke with great pomp:
"I am the color of royalty and power. Kings, cheifs, and bishops have always chosen me for I am the sign of authority and wisdom. People do not question me! They listen and obey."
Finally INDIGO spoke, much more quietly than all the others, but with just as much determination:
"Think of me. I am the color of silence. You hardly notice me, but without me you all become superficial. I represent thought and reflection, twilight and deep water. You need me for balance and contrast, for prayer and inner peace."
And so the colors went on boasting,
each convinced of his or her own superiority.
Their quarreling became louder and louder.
Suddenly there was a startling flash of bright lightening
thunder rolled and boomed.
RAIN started to pour down relentlessly.
The colors crouched down in fear, drawing close to one another for comfort.
In the midst of the clamor, RAIN began to speak:
"You foolish colors,
fighting amongst yourselves, each trying to dominate the rest.
Don't you know that you were each made for a special purpose,
unique and different?
Join hands with one another and come to me."
Doing as they were told, the colors united and joined hands:
The RAIN continued:
"From now on, when it rains, each of you will stretch across
the sky in a great bow of color as a reminder
that you can all live in peace.
The RAINBOW is a sign of hope for tomorrow." And so,
whenever a good rain washes the world,
and a RAINBOWappears in the sky,
let us remember to appreciate one another.
~ Author Unknown ~
Once upon a time
the colors of the world started to quarrel.
All claimed that they were the best.
The most important.
The most useful.
The favorite.
GREEN said:
"Clearly I am the most important. I am the sign of life and of hope. I was chosen for grass, trees and leaves. Without me, all animals would die. Look over the countryside and you will see that I am in the majority."
BLUE interrupted:
"You only think about the earth, but consider the sky and the sea. It is the water that is the basis of life and drawn up by the clouds from the deep sea. The sky gives space and peace and serenity. Without my peace, you would all be nothing."
YELLOW chuckled:
"You are all so serious. I bring laughter, gaiety, and warmth into the world. The sun is yellow, the moon is yellow, the stars are yellow. Every time you look at a sunflower, the whole world starts to smile. Without me there would be no fun."
ORANGE started next and blew her trumpet:
"I am the color of health and strength. I may be scarce, but I am precious for I serve the needs of human life. I carry the most important vitamins. Think of carrots, pumpkins, oranges, mangoes, and pawpaws. I don't hang around all the time, but when I fill the sky at sunrise or sunset, my beauty is so striking that no one gives another thought to any of you."
RED could not stand any longer and shouted out:
"I am the ruler of all of you. I am blood - life's blood! I am the color of danger and of bravery. I am willing to fight for a cause. I bring fire into the blood. Without me, the earth would be as empty as the moon. I am the color of passion and of love, the red rose, the poinsettia and the poppy."
PURPLE rose up to his full height, He was very tall and spoke with great pomp:
"I am the color of royalty and power. Kings, cheifs, and bishops have always chosen me for I am the sign of authority and wisdom. People do not question me! They listen and obey."
Finally INDIGO spoke, much more quietly than all the others, but with just as much determination:
"Think of me. I am the color of silence. You hardly notice me, but without me you all become superficial. I represent thought and reflection, twilight and deep water. You need me for balance and contrast, for prayer and inner peace."
And so the colors went on boasting,
each convinced of his or her own superiority.
Their quarreling became louder and louder.
Suddenly there was a startling flash of bright lightening
thunder rolled and boomed.
RAIN started to pour down relentlessly.
The colors crouched down in fear, drawing close to one another for comfort.
In the midst of the clamor, RAIN began to speak:
"You foolish colors,
fighting amongst yourselves, each trying to dominate the rest.
Don't you know that you were each made for a special purpose,
unique and different?
Join hands with one another and come to me."
Doing as they were told, the colors united and joined hands:
The RAIN continued:
"From now on, when it rains, each of you will stretch across
the sky in a great bow of color as a reminder
that you can all live in peace.
The RAINBOW is a sign of hope for tomorrow." And so,
whenever a good rain washes the world,
and a RAINBOWappears in the sky,
let us remember to appreciate one another.
~ Author Unknown ~
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rosy
hugs and kisses please have a wonderfulday i wont be around going shopping
sending you my love
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hugs and kisses please have a wonderfulday i wont be around going shopping
sending you my love
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thats me and the kindness of my heart
love to you all
hugs and kisses
bear
thats me and the kindness of my heart
love to you all
hugs and kisses
bear
