My pussy is so deep. . .
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The new hurricane evacuation plan for the 2006-07 season has been announced. Eilan will be parachuted into the disaster areas where her pussy will be available to house 15,000 evacuees for up to a month.
President Bush commented that Eilan was a "true American hero," and that Bill Clinton has volunteered to check out the site to ensure that it was acceptable.
President Bush commented that Eilan was a "true American hero," and that Bill Clinton has volunteered to check out the site to ensure that it was acceptable.
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My pussy is so deep that they still haven't found the Weapons of Mass Destruction.
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The "My Cock is so Big..." thread is two doors down on the left, bud.FastFastr said:
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And Cindy Sheehan is already protesting just outside Eilan's pussy. Word has it she is trying to raise the money to have "Bring Our Troops Home" tattooed on Eilan's taint.FastFastr said:
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I wonder if his beard tickles.
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My wife and I came up with these...
My pussy is so deep. . .
...in the year 2410 man traveled to the edge of the universe and found my clit
...Gene Simmons tongue doesn't do much for me
...time warps as you approach my cervix
...Freud supposes that all humanities problems originated there
...Skinner agreed with Freud
Sorry about the psychology references if you didn't get those ones
My pussy is so deep. . .
...in the year 2410 man traveled to the edge of the universe and found my clit
...Gene Simmons tongue doesn't do much for me
...time warps as you approach my cervix
...Freud supposes that all humanities problems originated there
...Skinner agreed with Freud
Sorry about the psychology references if you didn't get those ones
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FastFastr said:
THIS JUST IN.... CNN reports that after considering New York, Los Angeles, New Orleans and Dallas, The GOP has announced the location of the 2008 Republican Convention will be Eilan's pussy.
"Eilan's pussy is deep enough to hold those going to the convention, and offers 1,000 hotel rooms." Its a win-win for everyone.
Eilan will receive an undisclosed fee and a convention-goer licking her clit for the entire time of the convention.
"The GOP is a bunch of dildos, so this makes sense" said one unnamed Democrat.
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pussy so deep
My pussy is so deep I dont have babies I have adults.
My pussy is so deep I dont have babies I have adults.
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Her pussy was so big that when she did a nude charity parachute jump she whistled all the way down.
Her pussy is so big that when she sat around the house..... she sat AROUND the house.
Her pussy is so big that when she sat around the house..... she sat AROUND the house.
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It makes the Grand Canyon look like a crack in the sidewalk.
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Eilan's pussy is os deep, it was Confucius's inspiration for some of hism most famous quotes:
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."
"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it."
and of course...
"Wherever you go, go with all your heart(not to mention your cock)."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."
"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it."
and of course...
"Wherever you go, go with all your heart(not to mention your cock)."
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