Naked in the Woods!

[sirhugs]

Who?a self help guru and several students
What?the guru has them all strip this turns some on, others are reluctant
Where?not too far from here
When?while on a voyage of selfdiscovery
Why?to liberate their souls
and
How?deep mediation, then follow the leader

 

[BedtimeStories]

For some reason it has been stuck in my head and I started jotting down some notes for a fairy tale poem about it. (and I was just being a smart ass when I wrote that)...


Kind of a satirical/humourous poem/fairytale

(I really gotta lay off the Acid)

I think it's still kind of cute, though.

 

[BedtimeStories]

Who?a self help guru and several students
What?the guru has them all strip this turns some on, others are reluctant
Where?not too far from here
When?while on a voyage of selfdiscovery
Why?to liberate their souls
and
How?deep mediation, then follow the leader

Never a dull idea in your mind!

 

[sirhugs]

Never a dull idea in your mind!

maybe someone mightbe inspired to write some of these ideas?

 

[BedtimeStories]

Maybe?


I'm still in the middle of my "Sirhugs inspired tale".

 

[sirhugs]

Maybe?


I'm still in the middle of my "Sirhugs inspired tale".

not that I had you in mind exclusivly.....

 

[BedtimeStories]

Oh, I see how you are! *pout*

 

[sirhugs]

Oh, I see how you are! *pout*

I thought we had established that I am a slut....a posting slut....

 

[BedtimeStories]

You might give it away for free, but whore is such a more delicious word!

 

[sirhugs]

You might give it away for free, but whore is such a more delicious word!

aren't we a tad off topic now?

or are you saying that you'd read " A Whore Naked in the Woods"????

 

[emap]

Bad sirhug, you gave me a thought.

Whore naked in the woods:

Woman is left at a campsite by her now ex boyfriend, she was so mad that instead of calling someone to come get her she strips her clothes off and sells her body. One of her most frequent customers is the park ranger Smokey.

 

[BedtimeStories]

Bad sirhug, you gave me a thought.

Yes, bad Sirhugs! He should be spanked!


Interesting idea, though, Emap.

 

[BedtimeStories]

aren't we a tad off topic now?

or are you saying that you'd read " A Whore Naked in the Woods"????

Well, it is my thread! lol And Emap got an idea from it!

 

[sirhugs]

Yes, bad Sirhugs! He should be spanked!


Interesting idea, though, Emap.

if there's any spanking, it wil be me doing it!

I like her idea as well. She could liven up some summer vacations!

 

[emap]

Liven nothing, she would make alot of guy's decade.

If you've ever watched HBO some of their sex stuff isn't really interesting in that way, but it does let you in on how alot of people's sex life is. Can't tell you how many times watch one of the hooker shows and hear them talking about how they have so many guys come to them for a blowjob cause they don't get one at home. It's apparently a common problem, I guess more women need to let their inner slut out.

I would also love to type that one up, but I am currently working on a super heroine story, not the drug you doof, but a super powered woman. Idea has been rolling around in my head since sometime last year and i just couldn't not do it.

 

[sirhugs]

Liven nothing, she would make alot of guy's decade.

If you've ever watched HBO some of their sex stuff isn't really interesting in that way, but it does let you in on how alot of people's sex life is. Can't tell you how many times watch one of the hooker shows and hear them talking about how they have so many guys come to them for a blowjob cause they don't get one at home. It's apparently a common problem, I guess more women need to let their inner slut out.

I would also love to type that one up, but I am currently working on a super heroine story, not the drug you doof, but a super powered woman. Idea has been rolling around in my head since sometime last year and i just couldn't not do it.

women who have an 'inner slut' is a recurring theme in my stories. I like the idea of sexual freedom.

 

[BedtimeStories]

I like the idea of sexual freedom.

Me too. I'm a proud slut!

 

[sirhugs]

Who?a proud slut and a passerby
What?kinky bondage rough sex
Where?suburan Illinois
When?now
Why?because she believes in free sex
and
How?the bystander happens upon the gal feverishly abusing herself with woodsy things and offers to help

 

[BedtimeStories]

Why?because she believes in free sex

Yeah... I was born in the wrong era. I would have made a great child of the 60s!

 

[sirhugs]

Who?two hippies (or twelve?)
What?procreation
Where?a love in in the woods on the way to Woodstock
When?the sixties, man
Why?cause it is groovy
and
How?aided by drugs

I kinda like the twelve version- she doesn't know who impregnates her. Maybe all the women get pregnant, and in the reunuion sequel their kids hook up too, possibly committing incest

 

[BedtimeStories]

Very very interesting...

 

[sirhugs]

Who?thr Protagonist ( you pick the gender) happens upon a woman bound to a tree, naked
What?the Protagonist wonders how she came to be there, and struggles over the sexual allure, but she seems unable to speak
Where?frighteningly close to home
When?any time now
Why?combining bondage and horror overtones
and
How?the protagonist must decide whether to ravage and save/ ravage and abandon/ save and then have 'thank you' sex