Name 5

[asian_princess]

1. amphibians (frogs, salamanders etc...)
2. marshmallows (love em though)
3. Cheap cotton balls
4. Hairy Genitals
5. Seaweed


Name 5 things you like to kiss...

hairy genitals!!!! there's something you don't get to hear enough of in conversation off-lit.


things i like to kiss? ... lets just say that that list would resemble your above list quite closely.. though, i stopped hoping that the frogs i kissed would turn into prince charmings


5 reasons the 00's kicked the 80's butt

 

[southerntierguy]

hairy genitals!!!! there's something you don't get to hear enough of in conversation off-lit.


things i like to kiss? ... lets just say that that list would resemble your above list quite closely.. though, i stopped hoping that the frogs i kissed would turn into prince charmings


5 reasons the 00's kicked the 80's butt

1. Cell phones no longer require 50-pound back pack
2. GW Bush much better target for late night TV talk shows than Reagan
3. I have a beautiful daughter to fawn over
4. No longer have to travel from northeast US to Florida in order to enjoy hot, hazy summer days by the pool
5. The Curse of the Bambino is dead and buried.


5 best non-financial "investments" you've made

 

[asian_princess]

1. Necks ... yummy
2. Thighs ... very yummy
3. Breasts ... delicious
4. Tender areas ... mmmmm
5. Other KFC bucket items ... mmm


Name 5 fictional scenes in which you'd like to find yourself in real life.

Catherine's ghost while Heathcliff was roaming the moors crying after her, just so i could say "Listen up, pal...i mean we had a good thing going, but you just didnt have the bling bling that a chick like me needs, so get over it, and hey, i died so guess you win! now stop lusting after my 15 year old daughter, you perv!"

Catwoman in...one of the billion batman movies ... not only for the PVC costume, but i bet she never gave herself welts from praticising using her whip .. (wonder why she doesn't use a cat o' nine tails..huh)

on one end of the sucking spaghetti scene in lady and the tramp...preferably with me as lady, and my bf as the tramp...though some would say i'm more suited for that role ...anyways, its not the romanticity (oh yeah, people, you saw that word here first) of the scene...but damn, am I craving some pasta.

Romeo and Juliet .. it must be nice to be so young and carefree that you have the freedom to mistake hot headed impetuosity for true love.

Neil Armstrong walking on the moon ... wha?? you said fictional!! come on, people, wake up and smell the conspiracy theory *looks around paranoidedly (oh yeah, another good word)*... you don't think THEY can see me do you??




5 book that should NOT have been made into a movie

 

[asian_princess]

5 best non-financial "investments" you've made

past relationships ... amd i'm thankful the "return"is nil

my uni degrees, or else how would i know how quickly all the alcohol i was consuming in the uni bar while i was supposed to be in tutorials would be digested?

my thousands of trashy magazines - it is truly a mark of popularity when everyone wants you on their celebrity trivia game team.

My bitterness... witty, sarcastic repartée just isn't the same without it

my webcam - i hate it with a passion that is undying, but its worth it...just to see His smile



starting with any of the letters in your Lit ID, what would be 5 synonyms listed for you if we looked up you in the thesaurus ...?

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

past relationships ... amd i'm thankful the "return"is nil

my uni degrees, or else how would i know how quickly all the alcohol i was consuming in the uni bar while i was supposed to be in tutorials would be digested?

my thousands of trashy magazines - it is truly a mark of popularity when everyone wants you on their celebrity trivia game team.

My bitterness... witty, sarcastic repartée just isn't the same without it

my webcam - i hate it with a passion that is undying, but its worth it...just to see His smile



starting with any of the letters in your Lit ID, what would be 5 synonyms listed for you if we looked up you in the thesaurus ...?

w---wonky
n--nice
s--strange
u--understanding
n--naughty

name 5 people you would want to take on a picnic

 

[asian_princess]

w---wonky
n--nice
s--strange
u--understanding
n--naughty

name 5 people you would want to take on a picnic

Ali and Friend
Him and his 2 clones


5 things besides genitalia lickage you like doing with your tongue

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Ali and Friend
Him and his 2 clones


5 things besides genitalia lickage you like doing with your tongue

1.kissing
2.licking the happy trail
3.rimming
4.licking his hipbones
5.ICE CREAM!!!



name 5 places you like to touch on someone else

 

[TK70]

name 5 places you like to touch on someone else[/QUOTE]


Their hands
Inner thighs
That special little arcing crevice below a lady's breast
lower back / ass crack
g-spot


Now...name 5 things you'd like whispered in your ear right now.

 

[asian_princess]

name 5 places you like to touch on someone else
Their hands
Inner thighs
That special little arcing crevice below a lady's breast
lower back / ass crack
g-spot
Now...name 5 things you'd like whispered in your ear right now

TK's back!! you didn't get scared away! woooo!

ok..

I'm awake, baby... now where did you say you want me to put this? *points to relevent body part*

Wake up, AP, it's September 20th.

I'm going to put this blindfold on...and slide this ice cube right ...there...

*singing* I love you...

Shoe sale, 99% off!!!!!!!!!!



5 favourite things that fit in the palm of our hand

 

[MercyMia]

5 favourite things that fit in the palm of our hand

Cool question

1. the red flannel goodluck charm from my brother-in-law
2. my pearl crucifix
3. my little bottle of Paloma Picasso perfume
4. the car key
5. my white pill

Passing the cool question on

 

[TK70]

5 favourite things that fit in the palm of our hand [/QUOTE]

Good morning Princess....you didn't scare me! Leave it to a lady to romanticize a shoe sale!

1. Cash
2. My cock....ok the whole thing won't fit in the palm but you get the idea!
3. See #2 LOL...just kidding....popcorn
4. fresh batteries
5. the right amount of lube

5 things that can be found in the glove box of your car

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

5 favourite things that fit in the palm of our hand

Good morning Princess....you didn't scare me! Leave it to a lady to romanticize a shoe sale!

1. Cash
2. My cock....ok the whole thing won't fit in the palm but you get the idea!
3. See #2 LOL...just kidding....popcorn
4. fresh batteries
5. the right amount of lube

5 things that can be found in the glove box of your car[/QUOTE]


1,baby wipes
2,hand sanitizer
3.ginger altoids
4.map of Virginia
5.proof of insurance

name 5 things you do that make you happy

 

[TK70]

5 things that can be found in the glove box of your car[/QUOTE]


1,baby wipes
2,hand sanitizer
3.ginger altoids
4.map of Virginia
5.proof of insurance

name 5 things you do that make you happy[/QUOTE]


Ginger Altoids Rock....I like you already!


1. Playing golf on an empty course!
2. Taking my son to watch a baseball game
3. To be fair...watching the enjoyment my daughter gets from her dancing
4. Taking at least one no-kids vacation per year with my wife
5. Cooking/Entertaining in my back yard/pool


5 places you'd rather be this morning

 

[southerntierguy]

5 things that can be found in the glove box of your car
1. Playing golf on an empty course!
2. Taking my son to watch a baseball game
3. To be fair...watching the enjoyment my daughter gets from her dancing
4. Taking at least one no-kids vacation per year with my wife
5. Cooking/Entertaining in my back yard/pool

5 places you'd rather be this morning

Embden, Maine
Orlando, Florida
Serengeti National Park in Tanzania
Barrier Reef of Belize
Charlotte, NC

5 things SpongeBob does that you also do

 

[asian_princess]

Embden, Maine
Orlando, Florida
Serengeti National Park in Tanzania
Barrier Reef of Belize
Charlotte, NC

5 things SpongeBob does that you also do

mornin' who said you were allowed to make me think!


sucks up liquids like a mofo
looks ridiculous in squarepants
but wears them anyway
hides the act that he has no neck incredibly well
doesn't care the his eyes are anatomically too impossibly close together



5 ways to retaliate when people put their finger close to your face and say "I'm not touching you!"

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

mornin' who said you were allowed to make me think!


sucks up liquids like a mofo
looks ridiculous in squarepants
but wears them anyway
hides the act that he has no neck incredibly well
doesn't care the his eyes are anatomically too impossibly close together



5 ways to retaliate when people put their finger close to your face and say "I'm not touching you!"

1.Bite their finger
2.do the same thing back
3.Pull hair
4,wet willie
5.Indian burn


name 5 people you want to take out dancing this weekend

 

[southerntierguy]

1.Bite their finger
2.do the same thing back
3.Pull hair
4,wet willie
5.Indian burn

name 5 people you want to take out dancing this weekend

I'm not sure there are 5 people whose feet I hate that much that I would have them dance with me.
But maybe there are some ladies in here who'd take dancing lessons with me? Alison, maybe?

I actually got my wife and I a set of dancing lessons for Christmas about 10 years ago, but she kept postponing and postponing, and we finally let the whole thing expire.

Maybe if I removed the snowshoes ...

Name 5 natural sites or sights that make you stop and go "whoa!"

 

[TK70]

Name 5 natural sites or sights that make you stop and go "whoa!" [/QUOTE]


1. Grand Tetons from Oxbow Bend of the Snake River
2. Glacier Nat'l Park...Going to the Sun Road
3. Lake Louise, Alberta Canada
4. Na Pali coast of Kauai
5. Watching a pod of orcas (killer whales) swim under/around the boat you are in

(I could name tons of others that are of equal Whoa Factor to me)

sunset over the ocean from Kannapali, Maui
Grand Canyon
Rainbow Bridge nat'l monument
watching 20+ bald eagles snatch field mice from behind a tractor raking hay in Washington state

blah blah....I could keep going..LOL

Name 5 manmade sights that make you go Ugh!

TK

 

[MsBug]

Name 5 manmade sights that make you go Ugh!

TK

Those cars that resemble rolling shoeboxes.
Junk yard trash in people's front yards.
Monstrous new mini-mansion homes in old, 'period' neighborhoods.
City bus transportation billowing black smoke.
Fast food eateries on every frickin' corner.
I feel better for venting. heh


Name 5 reasons to call in sick on monday.

 

[southerntierguy]

Those cars that resemble rolling shoeboxes.
Junk yard trash in people's front yards.
Monstrous new mini-mansion homes in old, 'period' neighborhoods.
City bus transportation billowing black smoke.
Fast food eateries on every frickin' corner.
I feel better for venting. heh


Name 5 reasons to call in sick on monday.

Hey, you forgot the ugliest man-made site of all: Tammy Faye Bakker!

1. You're sick.
2. You think you're sick (even though you're not).
3. You know you're not sick, and the weather is great.
4. You know you're not sick, and you've just brought home your divorce papers and a gallon of Ben and Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk ice cream. So you'll be sick soon enough.
5. The cat has been throwing up all weekend, and HE is still sick.

Name 5 reasons we need to get an amendment passed allowing the recall of elected federal officials.

 

[DLL]

Hey, you forgot the ugliest man-made site of all: Tammy Faye Bakker!

1. You're sick.
2. You think you're sick (even though you're not).
3. You know you're not sick, and the weather is great.
4. You know you're not sick, and you've just brought home your divorce papers and a gallon of Ben and Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk ice cream. So you'll be sick soon enough.
5. The cat has been throwing up all weekend, and HE is still sick.

Name 5 reasons we need to get an amendment passed allowing the recall of elected federal officials.

ok.. how about this...article 16,17,32 and 36...guaranteed by the Constitution of the united States of America..The power to recall our elected and appointed officials lies in our right to petition through the initiative process

The Power to Recall our elected or appointed officials is so powerful that most government officials quake at the thought. If they realized that they could be removed from their office and tried for treason and sentenced to DEATH, if such be the case, then very few, if any would dare violate that oath

5 people from lit you want to cyber

 

[southerntierguy]

ok.. how about this...article 16,17,32 and 36...guaranteed by the Constitution of the united States of America..The power to recall our elected and appointed officials lies in our right to petition through the initiative process

The Power to Recall our elected or appointed officials is so powerful that most government officials quake at the thought. If they realized that they could be removed from their office and tried for treason and sentenced to DEATH, if such be the case, then very few, if any would dare violate that oath

5 people from lit you want to cyber

Articles 16, 17, 32, and 36? Of the US Constitution? What are you talking about?

But will pass on DLL's query:

5 people from lit you want to cyber

 

[DLL]

Article 16, 17, 32, and 36? Of the US Constitution? What are you talking about?

But will pass on DLL's query:

5 people from lit you want to cyber

i dont want to bore you with the articles of the constitution..but those would be good reasons to recall elected officials...

passing on the cyber q....


heres what the articles i cited state:Consider this:

Article 16: We hold that the people as the sovereign power reserve the right to be made aware of the actions of all elected or appointed governmental officials, while they are acting in their official capacity as servants of the people. We claim that individuals have the right to hold public officials accountable for their conduct and that interested individuals shall have access to all public records, in order that they may determine, without governmental harassment, whether such officials are properly representing them.

Article 17: We hold that all public officials who take the oath of office to uphold and sustain the Constitution of the United States of America, and who violate that oath, shall be deemed guilty of high treason and of having committed a capital crime.

Article 32: We hold that the DEATH PENALTY must be imposed as a proper punishment and deterrent for premeditated murder, forcible rape and other major acts of violence which result in mutilation of body or destruction of mind. We repeat that treason or felonious malfeasance of office on the part of any public official, appointed or elected, should be a capital crime.

Article 36: We claim that there are certain unalienable rights guaranteed by God to all men in the exercise of their free agency. These were sustained by the founding fathers and written into the Constitution. They need no interpretation, nor can they be abrogated by anyone other than God. It is not the prerogative of the President of the United States of America or any one of the Executive branch of government, nor is it the prerogative of the Congress of the United States or other legislators, nor any of the Judiciary including the Supreme Court of the United States, to abridge those rights or interpret them in any manner except as stated in the original Constitution. Moreover, the power to abridge such rights does not rest in any of the offices of any of the States; and it is the sole prerogative of the people to determine when such rights have been abridged or when they, the people, have been robbed of their agency; and it is within the power of the people to remove from office any of the officers of the Federal government or of the State who attempt by executive order or judiciary action or arbitrary interpretation to change the Constitution . Those who would unrighteously foist their will upon the people of the United States of America must be removed from office by due process of law, whether by impeachment or by initiative of the people.

 

[southerntierguy]

i dont want to bore you with the articles of the constitution..but those would be good reasons to recall elected officials...

passing on the cyber q....


heres what the articles i cited state:Consider this:

Article 16: We hold that the people as the sovereign power reserve the right to be made aware of the actions of all elected or appointed governmental officials, while they are acting in their official capacity as servants of the people. We claim that individuals have the right to hold public officials accountable for their conduct and that interested individuals shall have access to all public records, in order that they may determine, without governmental harassment, whether such officials are properly representing them.

Article 17: We hold that all public officials who take the oath of office to uphold and sustain the Constitution of the United States of America, and who violate that oath, shall be deemed guilty of high treason and of having committed a capital crime.

Article 32: We hold that the DEATH PENALTY must be imposed as a proper punishment and deterrent for premeditated murder, forcible rape and other major acts of violence which result in mutilation of body or destruction of mind. We repeat that treason or felonious malfeasance of office on the part of any public official, appointed or elected, should be a capital crime.

Article 36: We claim that there are certain unalienable rights guaranteed by God to all men in the exercise of their free agency. These were sustained by the founding fathers and written into the Constitution. They need no interpretation, nor can they be abrogated by anyone other than God. It is not the prerogative of the President of the United States of America or any one of the Executive branch of government, nor is it the prerogative of the Congress of the United States or other legislators, nor any of the Judiciary including the Supreme Court of the United States, to abridge those rights or interpret them in any manner except as stated in the original Constitution. Moreover, the power to abridge such rights does not rest in any of the offices of any of the States; and it is the sole prerogative of the people to determine when such rights have been abridged or when they, the people, have been robbed of their agency; and it is within the power of the people to remove from office any of the officers of the Federal government or of the State who attempt by executive order or judiciary action or arbitrary interpretation to change the Constitution . Those who would unrighteously foist their will upon the people of the United States of America must be removed from office by due process of law, whether by impeachment or by initiative of the people.

This is all nice and good, but it certainly isn't in the U.S. Constitution, nor is it the law of the land.

Actually, it's not ALL so nice and good, but it is an interesting viewpoint.

 

[DLL]

This is all nice and good, but it certainly isn't in the U.S. Constitution, nor is it the law of the land.

ummm ok