Naughty Fortune Cookies 🥠

[Deleted member 6607120]

Doesn't this fortune cookie look like a pussy?

 

[angelwingsub]

Please disregard previous fortune

Right? I was like what?! Stupid fortune

 

[Vitriolhack]

Doesn't this fortune cookie look like a pussy?

yes, it even tastes like it.....

I'd go through the whole bag!

 

[Vitriolhack]

Hot dogs and burgers are delicious

 

[ABiGuy84]

I see lots of creme fillngs for you.

 

[Vitriolhack]

Sticky situation ahead

 

[ABiGuy84]

If Fingers get sticky, use wet wipe.

 

[Man4mystery]

Tip your waitress

 

[ABiGuy84]

I got this one last week.

"Enjoy Yourself while you still can."

 

[Vitriolhack]

“He who stays hard, is the most frustrated.”

 

[oldguymem]

Don't slow down to look back, it may be gaining on you!

 

[ABiGuy84]

He who salute, Happy.

 

[Vitriolhack]

“Blue is a hot color, unless it’s followed by the word balls!”

 

[Man4mystery]

Every exit is an entrance to new possibilities

 

[EmmAgain]

“Patience , stretching, and lube - the three keys you back door is waiting for.”

 

[Vitriolhack]

“in a pinch, ask a friend, you will be surprised by their answer!”

 

[tugger1987]

The proper way to read any fortune cookie is to add ‘in bed’ to the end, You’ll be amazed it works for most!

 

[Pad_Foot]

Lick up your messes

 

[Vitriolhack]

Lick up your messes

“Good boys clean up!”

I most definitely agree!

 

[Man4mystery]

Come once, come twice, come all

 

[Vitriolhack]

"Back doors are just as welcoming!"

 

[ABiGuy84]

Lube is your best friend.

 

[Shanes_OralOrations]

If at first you don't succeed, try doing it naked.

Behind every good woman is a man holding his wood.

No negotiation is too hard it can't be softened by a blowjob.

Every man is a lamp with a genie ready to be summoned. Wear goggles.

 

[Man4mystery]

 

[Sexydrana]

“You can cum now.”