Naughty Fortune Cookies 🥠

[ABiGuy84]

Expect fun times in the future

 

[Vitriolhack]

“You should give that a thought!”

 

[peter252]

Look for the eye contact

 

[AllAmericanMale]

"Get Fucked"

 

[ABiGuy84]

If thing seem rough, have an egg roll.

 

[Vitriolhack]

“When flattering someone, speak to the heart, while secretly aiming lower.”

 

[ABiGuy84]

Conversation like television set on honeymoon: unnecessary.

 

[Vitriolhack]

“Always grab some nuts on the way out!”

 

[ABiGuy84]

Man who argue with cow on wall is like train with no wheels: very soon get nowhere.

 

[SusanHoward]

May you always be filled with the Staff of Life.